The most epic fail of all anti-Pokemon articles... Ever!

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WHAT?! OH, SOMEBODY'S GETTING A LESSON ON GOD NOW! *goes to beat people on the site*

That's just sad... absolutely sad... a hitlist? EPIC PHAIL! XD

If you can find a site that is more phail than this, I'll give them a gift! XD

Metapod being powerful... y'all must be crazy.
 
I am so bringing my metapod into the next wifi battle, he is the strangest of all pokemon:p
 
I agree with you. That hitlist is epic fail. They think they are so uptight with their religion, yet they have a God's (coughtheircough) Hitlist. FAIL.
 
A selection of the finest quotes from people who have commented on the article (apart from PMJs find which is probably the best one of all)...

Once again Shelley our dear Resident Republican sheds light once again on this sinful and sinister “cartoons” that teach kids to worship the devil and pretend everything is okay! Well it’s not! Shelley may the good lord bless you and everyone else (Except for those filthy Europeans)!
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Spreading the love of Jesus, I see.

Dear Tristan,

I’m very afraid. Very afraid. My young and only son, Junior, suddenly started to show interest in this vile ‘Pokeman’. He’s been making eerie gunsounds at the dinner table (”RATATAAAAAAAAA, RATATAAAAAAAAA”). I’m clueless about what to do, I don’t want him to become a terrorist, I don’t want him to stray from the path of the Lord.

Please Tristan, help me!
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At least he's not copying Jigglypuff.

Wrap tin foil around your head and genitals. Do not be stingy and do NOT use aluminum foil! Aluminum is one of the gay elements favoured by Satan and the dark lord of Asia, Abazagorath, the horned daemon who controls the powerful forces of pink and yellow and gayness.
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Ahahahaah XD

And finally, the one person who truly wins the entire thing...

The fact that you exist and made such garbage is making me doubt whether there is a God.
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I speak for myself here, and i'm not adressing anyone on this website when i say:

hardcore religious people like her make me want to jump of a skyscraper for trying to make other people believe what she said. If she thinks about Pokemon and comics like that, she should keep it to herself, instead of spreading untrue facts.

Many of you just laugh at her incorrect information regarding Pokémon, but i'm seriously offended and disgusted by her religious ranting on said matter.
 
^We're all agreed, but its still pretty hillarious. I told my friend some of the stuff from it, and he doesn't even like pokemon. He's not into it at all, but he cracked up laughing and asked met o email it to him.
 
seriously...

Angry obsessed religious person said:
That night Pastor and I fed those idolatrous comic-books into a blazing furnace, and later I repaid my friend with a selection of Jack Chick tracts. My friend was quite angry and refused to talk to me. I’m sure one day he will know that eternal salvation is worth far more than a bunch of old comic-books.
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what kind of stuck-up self-righteous and arrogant person must you be to do something like that without feeling sorry and still thinking its ok to just do that? What gives her the right to force someone to become religious?

(sorry, just wanted to get that out of my system :p)
 
Blue Thunder said:
I agree with you. That hitlist is epic fail. They think they are so uptight with their religion, yet they have a God's (coughtheircough) Hitlist. FAIL.
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Explain "They". You could have used "Him".
 
no, the Hitlist refers to every religious person on the website, so it's definetly "They" :p
 
He’s been making eerie gunsounds at the dinner table (”RATATAAAAAAAAA, RATATAAAAAAAAA”).
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Oh god that was so funny.

But I don't get why you all are trying to make a joke about it. Other than bacon and a few other good attempts. It's like you guys are desperately trying to find something to defend this. Rather than that, as a few other members have said, it's more about how disturbing it is; that there are actually fundamentalists like this out there who will clutter the street and try to convert you on the spot.
 
Noobnerd said:
...that there are actually fundamentalists like this out there who will clutter the street and try to convert you on the spot.
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fundamentalists?
SixaxiS said:
...what kind of stuck-up self-righteous and arrogant person must you be...
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that's more like it :p
 
The End IS Nigh said:
/facepalm
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I believe this is where we all can agree on. Whether funny or not, there's nothing true about it so we can all move on.
 
To me, the fact it's so disturbing is what makes it funny in the first place. And don't take this as an offense to any religion, because I know the majority of believers are far more sensible, intelligent and dignified- this is a laugh at human nature for me, not religion.

Even so.. RATATAAA! RATATAAAAAAAA!
 
Alakazam: Spoon-bending occultist Uri Geller allegedly paid millions of dollars to have the Pokemon company include his likeness in their products
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i actually think uri gellar sued pokemon for using kadabra rather then paying them for it.

BTW uri gellar is christian too, why would they describe him as a road to hell.
 
That woman's just crazy (yeah, real mental problems)

I know the internet gives everyone the right to post what's on their mind, but if she had any common sense, she wouldnt post stuff that'd make everyone hate her worldwide :p
 
Flare said:
This...article...is...wow. It was VERY poorly researched, and is just stupid.
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Are you kidding? The whole site is epic fail.

If yellow is so evil, why did the woman who wrote this give her niece some Pooh-Bear items? (Pooh happens to be yellow.)

It surely isn't a coincidence that Pooh-Bear is yellow, one of the two evil colors...not to mention that another character in the franchise is pink.
 
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