I use Hiro's Timespace-bending powers to get me back. Then I use some random dude's (don't know whose, never revealed) cryokineticy to freeze your wings and tail.
I throw myself back onto Earth (don't ask how as I can't think of any reason as to how). I then throw a Poké Ball, which, ironically enough, contains a Golem. It uses Rock Slide on golem1996, who can't dodge it due to Lt. Houndoom freezing his wings and tail.