I dodged the bucket. I throw another bucket of water at golem1996 (Charizard version). This time, however, I keep the bucket in my hands so only the water goes flying into golem1996 (Charizard version).
I throw myself into the game. I then throw a note at golem1996 saying who cares how he got back as nothing in this game makes any sense at all, so of course people will come back even if they have been sent to space or whatever.