The WORST card of Pokemon TCG

[infmach]

slaking from GC
Slaking LV.62 – Colorless – HP150
Stage 2 – Evolves from Vigoroth

Poke-Body: Truant
If this Pokemon used an attack during your last turn, this Pokemon can't attack.

[C][C][C][C] Full Speed Dash: 150 damage. Any damage done to Slaking by attacks during your opponent's next turn is increased by 50.

Weakness: Fighting (+30)
Resistance: none
Retreat: 4
(no)

 

[Foxtrot]

Dialga lv.x. Beacuse it is bad. <Is that a good enough reason?

Unfortunately, no. It at least does something.

Base Set Porygon. It's nice in theory, but isn't worth the prize lost from 30 damage.

Hmm... you know many sets by the back of your hand and you think of this? It at least can stall in the first few turns (resistance).

I would Have to say the Darkrai with Reach Over from GE gets my pick.. there are so many other pokemon that get you more than 1 Measly energy, and who needs 100 Damage against 1 Card out of the 150 or so that are being played right now? And 3 Energy for that kind of attack? BAD.

It's not the worst. Take Magikarp.

Magikarp Delta Species...

30 HP... 10 for 1 Metal Energy... when only there were special energys...

Hmm...

Is this not obvious? Mysterious Fossil from Base Set. 10 HP, no attacks, the new ruling lets them take a prize upon KO, no Bodies or Powers, no Trainers on the 1st turn, playing it in the deck increases the chances of a T1 donk, no Resistance, so anything that can do 10 damage or put 1 damage counter on the defending Pokemon can OHKO it. And it can't retreat. No matter what you guys say, this is the worst Pokemon.

Eh...

http://www.pokebeach.com/scans/gym-heroes/101-lt.-surge.jpg

Bad switch....

http://www.pokebeach.com/scans/gym-challenge/107-lt.-surge's-secret-plan.jpg

Longest text in history for an absolutely nothing effect. lol oh surge...how bad you truely are.

XD

Correct. At least with the Magikarp everyone keeps bringing up evolution is a possibility. At least when playing in the modified format of the time, this card was never able to evolve, and never able to no damage. The first Porygon2 came with Neo Revelation (and it's pretty bad too). What's the point in stalling when a Jungle Kangaskhan or Base Chansey could have just as easily been used, and do a FAR better job at it. Bottom line, even energy search allows you to pick out the one energy you need. They serve a purpose. Porygon never got the player anywhere closer to a win. Every other card mentioned so far is a mode or a stepping stone to a win or at the very least, can do more than 0 damage.

Oh, and Celebi: The Mysterious Fossil is actually from the Fossil Set. Like Clefairy Doll (from the Base Set), when these cards were played, they did not count for a prize when KO'ed. The Aerodactyl it levels up to has quite the unique and annoying ability, and if I'm not mistaken, the new ruling only counts it as a basic Pokemon when put into play, meaning it wouldn't be your only choice on turn one.

And Foxtrot: I really hope you were kidding (particularly on the first one), because you couldn't be more wrong.

Oh silly man, how wrong you are. Surge is a waste of card and didn't deserve to be a holo. If your going to sit here and say it was playable in ANY deck, I'll just laugh at you. The other card is basically GOW folder (ooops, I gust it back to the bench and now you discard it). Waste of a trainer. Problem with porygon is that it CAN evolve (as does carp). If we're talking about straight pokemon with all the factors included (such as evolution, etc.), then carp and porygon both place higher than Blaine's Kangaskhan. Let's face it, fliping to do 10 damage won't win you many matches.

 

[Lou Cypher]

slaking from GC
Slaking LV.62 – Colorless – HP150
Stage 2 – Evolves from Vigoroth

Poke-Body: Truant
If this Pokemon used an attack during your last turn, this Pokemon can't attack.

[C][C][C][C] Full Speed Dash: 150 damage. Any damage done to Slaking by attacks during your opponent's next turn is increased by 50.

Weakness: Fighting (+30)
Resistance: none
Retreat: 4
(no)

You...don't really know a lot about strategies do you? Because that card right there is friggin awesome.

 

[infmach]

slaking from GC
Slaking LV.62 – Colorless – HP150
Stage 2 – Evolves from Vigoroth

Poke-Body: Truant
If this Pokemon used an attack during your last turn, this Pokemon can't attack.

[C][C][C][C] Full Speed Dash: 150 damage. Any damage done to Slaking by attacks during your opponent's next turn is increased by 50.

Weakness: Fighting (+30)
Resistance: none
Retreat: 4
(no)

You...don't really know a lot about strategies do you? Because that card right there is friggin awesome.

can you explain yourself?

 

[Soul]

slaking from GC
Slaking LV.62 – Colorless – HP150
Stage 2 – Evolves from Vigoroth

Poke-Body: Truant
If this Pokemon used an attack during your last turn, this Pokemon can't attack.

[C][C][C][C] Full Speed Dash: 150 damage. Any damage done to Slaking by attacks during your opponent's next turn is increased by 50.

Weakness: Fighting (+30)
Resistance: none
Retreat: 4
(no)

You...don't really know a lot about strategies do you? Because that card right there is friggin awesome.

can you explain yourself?

You can use Dialga G Lv.X to get rid of it's Body, charge it up with Weavile (SW) and deal out 150-190 Damage each turn.
Also you can use Memory Berry to use it's Basics Rage attack (I think it can rage).
So, what's wrong with it ?

/Edit: @ Lou Cypher:
Hehe, I were faster xD

 

[Lou Cypher]

I hit you for 150 damage every turn. I can restore up to 140 damage if I need to. I can pick any of your Pokemon to slaughter. That 50 damage backlash ain't gonna mean I'll be OHKO'd due to my 150 HP. I can Flail for up to 140 damage for a mere 1 energy.
In 6 turns, its over.

 

[Zyflair]

Night Pokemon center. Case Closed.

It can be used in Kingdra decks actually.

Base Set Porygon. It's nice in theory, but isn't worth the prize lost from 30 damage.

Hmm... you know many sets by the back of your hand and you think of this? It at least can stall in the first few turns (resistance).

Correct. At least with the Magikarp everyone keeps bringing up evolution is a possibility. At least when playing in the modified format of the time, this card was never able to evolve, and never able to no damage. The first Porygon2 came with Neo Revelation (and it's pretty bad too). What's the point in stalling when a Jungle Kangaskhan or Base Chansey could have just as easily been used, and do a FAR better job at it. Bottom line, even energy search allows you to pick out the one energy you need. They serve a purpose. Porygon never got the player anywhere closer to a win. Every other card mentioned so far is a mode or a stepping stone to a win or at the very least, can do more than 0 damage.

That makes sense.

Lapras Ex. Bad attacks (30+confusion for 3? Honestly now), no Power, gave up 2 prizes, high retreat...yeah, it was crud.

Not exactly the worst though. Though it really is crappy, I'll agree.

 

[Foxtrot]

Slaking is epic fail with the support Rhypeior lvl X is getting in the new set...lol decking or OHKO? You pick.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Slaking is epic fail with the support Rhypeior lvl X is getting in the new set...lol decking or OHKO? You pick.

Rhyperior won't be as good as you'd hope it would be. Delcatty is nice and all but what if Slaking decides to run Ampharos? Delcatty would be shut down instantly. Ampharos and Dialga G give Slaking total control.

 

[Foxtrot]

Umm....new dialgia=150 every turn for 0 energy? Delcatty is just a cute little bonus.

 

[Zyflair]

Argue this somewhere else guys. Slaking is definitely not the worst card, so keep him outta this.

 

[infmach]

slaking from GC
Slaking LV.62 – Colorless – HP150
Stage 2 – Evolves from Vigoroth

Poke-Body: Truant
If this Pokemon used an attack during your last turn, this Pokemon can't attack.

[C][C][C][C] Full Speed Dash: 150 damage. Any damage done to Slaking by attacks during your opponent's next turn is increased by 50.

Weakness: Fighting (+30)
Resistance: none
Retreat: 4
(no)

You...don't really know a lot about strategies do you? Because that card right there is friggin awesome.

can you explain yourself?

You can use Dialga G Lv.X to get rid of it's Body, charge it up with Weavile (SW) and deal out 150-190 Damage each turn.
Also you can use Memory Berry to use it's Basics Rage attack (I think it can rage).
So, what's wrong with it ?

/Edit: @ Lou Cypher:
Hehe, I were faster xD

I hit you for 150 damage every turn. I can restore up to 140 damage if I need to. I can pick any of your Pokemon to slaughter. That 50 damage backlash ain't gonna mean I'll be OHKO'd due to my 150 HP. I can Flail for up to 140 damage for a mere 1 energy.
In 6 turns, its over.

OH thanks you both I understood the strategy,how could I don`t think of it.

 

[Lou Cypher]

Umm...new dialgia=150 every turn for 0 energy? Delcatty is just a cute little bonus.

That is, as long as you can play that Dialga down every turn.

 

[afnlsjg]

Dialga lv.x. Beacuse it is bad. <Is that a good enough reason?

Unfortunately, no. It at least does something.

Base Set Porygon. It's nice in theory, but isn't worth the prize lost from 30 damage.

Hmm... you know many sets by the back of your hand and you think of this? It at least can stall in the first few turns (resistance).

I would Have to say the Darkrai with Reach Over from GE gets my pick.. there are so many other pokemon that get you more than 1 Measly energy, and who needs 100 Damage against 1 Card out of the 150 or so that are being played right now? And 3 Energy for that kind of attack? BAD.

It's not the worst. Take Magikarp.

Magikarp Delta Species...

30 HP... 10 for 1 Metal Energy... when only there were special energys...

Hmm...

Is this not obvious? Mysterious Fossil from Base Set. 10 HP, no attacks, the new ruling lets them take a prize upon KO, no Bodies or Powers, no Trainers on the 1st turn, playing it in the deck increases the chances of a T1 donk, no Resistance, so anything that can do 10 damage or put 1 damage counter on the defending Pokemon can OHKO it. And it can't retreat. No matter what you guys say, this is the worst Pokemon.

Eh...

http://www.pokebeach.com/scans/gym-heroes/101-lt.-surge.jpg

Bad switch....

http://www.pokebeach.com/scans/gym-challenge/107-lt.-surge's-secret-plan.jpg

Longest text in history for an absolutely nothing effect. lol oh surge...how bad you truely are.

XD

Correct. At least with the Magikarp everyone keeps bringing up evolution is a possibility. At least when playing in the modified format of the time, this card was never able to evolve, and never able to no damage. The first Porygon2 came with Neo Revelation (and it's pretty bad too). What's the point in stalling when a Jungle Kangaskhan or Base Chansey could have just as easily been used, and do a FAR better job at it. Bottom line, even energy search allows you to pick out the one energy you need. They serve a purpose. Porygon never got the player anywhere closer to a win. Every other card mentioned so far is a mode or a stepping stone to a win or at the very least, can do more than 0 damage.

Oh, and Celebi: The Mysterious Fossil is actually from the Fossil Set. Like Clefairy Doll (from the Base Set), when these cards were played, they did not count for a prize when KO'ed. The Aerodactyl it levels up to has quite the unique and annoying ability, and if I'm not mistaken, the new ruling only counts it as a basic Pokemon when put into play, meaning it wouldn't be your only choice on turn one.

And Foxtrot: I really hope you were kidding (particularly on the first one), because you couldn't be more wrong.

Oh silly man, how wrong you are. Surge is a waste of card and didn't deserve to be a holo. If your going to sit here and say it was playable in ANY deck, I'll just laugh at you. The other card is basically GOW folder (ooops, I gust it back to the bench and now you discard it). Waste of a trainer. Problem with porygon is that it CAN evolve (as does carp). If we're talking about straight pokemon with all the factors included (such as evolution, etc.), then carp and porygon both place higher than Blaine's Kangaskhan. Let's face it, fliping to do 10 damage won't win you many matches.

Every card is a holo nowadays, so that kind of status is really meaningless in the grand scheme. How is it any less playable than "Switch", especially if your opponent had a Fossil Hitmonlee (or any of the many cards that did bench damage at the time) lurking around? As for the other one, some cards of the time gave bonus damage for more cards on the bench. Why keep it in your hands when it can be helping (and from my understanding, still used) from the bench? As I explained, in the modified format at the time, Porygon was *NOT*, again, *NOT* able to evolve. Porygon doesn't even give you the chance to flip, and only offers 30HP to boot. If it was Porygon vs. Porygon, the game wouldn't end, ever. 10 > 0.

 

[The Fallen One]

For pokemon, it's the Porygon.

For trainers, it's the Energy Link.

 

[Wiseman.]

If we are talking rares and holos of DP-ON...

We gotta go with Phione MD the non holo.

Charm only helps phione MAYBE survive more than a turn.

Whirlpool does 30 for {W} {W}? With a 50/50 chance of discarding? OMG how great!

SO, since phione could not live one turn, whirpool is bad and charm is so fail.


Slaking MT stinks too. His poke power is risky and 130 for 4 is alright....but still bad.


PHIONE MD STINKS MOST!

 

[weavile132]

There are so many useless cards, some cards are rare (larpass ex, but useless) but porygon can do nothing, although at the time, weakness changeing could help, get that 1 OHKO that you need for game so all these cards suck, go post somewhere else, lol.

 

[CFOURCOLTSFAN]

And the winner in my opinion of the most unplayabe card past dp is the SF Charizard. I mean it was good when first realesed but now it is terrible. High retreat cost. 4 energy for 100 and discard 2. Times 2 weakness and a stage 2. It may not be the worst but certaintly the most unplayabe.

 

[Zyflair]

For pokemon, it's the Porygon.

For trainers, it's the Energy Link.

Double Full Heal is worse.

 

[Blue Thunder]

Charizard can work with Heatran, energy acceleration, and some PlusPowers. However, I will agree it isn't too usable.

I'd say the worse cards in DP-on are Minun and Plusle from MD. They are both just downright terrible for rares.

I'm not too familiar with the EX-before times, but I got to say that Porygon card seems bad. I'll check for more later...

(Lapras ex should be a common.....)