What Pokemon once had a deck archetype named Torterrible, according to Bulbapedia? (the reason I say according to is because the page doesn't exist and I never heard of it before seeing the name on there)
There is a Pokémon that seems to hold innocent little Pokémon as its hostage on its back. Or then it has a magical field around it's back, since some Pokémon just don't seem to be able to leave it... they are born, live, laugh, cry, and faint die on that old back. Seems like the back is a massive graveyard too. What Pokémon's back am I talking about?
Pokédex entry:
Some Pokémon are born on a Torterra's back and spend their entire life there.
W... T... F... THIS MAKES NO SENSE! NEVER LEAVE THAT TINY BACK DURING THEIR WHOLE LIVES!? Sometimes I wonder what those people who come up with these are smoking... *glances at Yamask*
What Pokemon did Trollfreak decide to create upon reading this thread and deciding that they needed to give one reagin more than one forst, so they made a region with INFINITE FORSTS!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!??!?!! 0__0
Well, infinite=amount of people who choose Turtwig as their starter and actually make it far enough in the game to evolve it without restarting upon the realization that the other two are better.