Question: Well, at 60mph you'd never be capable of escaping the gravitational pull of earth orbit. Therefore, you would likely be driving around the earth for approximately 5.122538094287694206802 billion years until the sun explodes. Assuming that you started in Kansas because all stories start in Kansas, and you were driving counterclockwise around the world, you would when the sun explodes be out of gas. And in Hollywood because that's where country people end up. So, the sun explodes and pushes the Earth and all of the other planets out of orbit. Because Earth would be closer to the blast, as well as having a significantly greater mass and therefore being more affected by inertia, your car, traveling at 60mph on the surface of the earth using magical wonderdust as fuel because you ran out of gas billions of years ago, would then intercept Mar's new projected oath roughly 31,356.39257237925 years after the sun explodes.
December 21, 2012 at 9:54 pm with the candlestick in the ballroom.