Question: Well let's see. Area 51 is supposedly located in Nevada. But that's just what they want y'all to think. This "Area 51" is actually a portal to anuther universe that the gov'nment has discovered. Now I know what yer tinkin' "Dis Uni-verse must have ALIENS" Well dat's where yer wrong. The entire alien idea is a CONSPIRACY created by dat dare gov'nment to makes us think that theres strange foreigners there, and we should keeps away. But its a Lie! Aliens only live on yeranus. I should no, my best friends a alien and 'e told me dat. What's really dare is much more worse. The gov'nment has been goin' round fer centries kidnappin' great peoples and dem up in dis uni-verse. Dey kidnapped Elvis, MJ, jason todd, buddy holly, abe lincoln and da like. They have nuttin' to do but play poker until the preserdent comes and visits and makes them do a show for him in womens underware. We must stop dis and rise against da govn'ment an rescue deese great people. NOW HOOS WIT' ME!