I hate to admit it, but there is something missing from his paraphrasing, WIN CONDITION. :/How do we make a notice if we are going on a vacation?
And okay, here's a paraphrase. I will put it into the context of a 21st Century Actress: Reese Witherspoon.
You are Reese Witherspoon, an American Actress. In one of your many movies, Legally Blonde, you acted like a dumb blonde.
Ability: Dumb Blonde
In every post, you must ask a dumb and obvious question about the rules. You will only recieve one warning if you don't (warning already recieved). Otherwise, risk modkill.
There, paraphrased.