Before anything, I have a story:
<blurred>, self-proclaimed Pokemon TCG Wiz, was busy building a Water-type deck he would be using for an upcoming tournament.
(Does that sound like a death story to y'all? Also why the blurred name?) While shuffling his deck to see what the starting hands would look like, he dropped a few cards under the table he was sitting at. As he was picking up the cards, a discarded staple caught his finger. He jumped up, forgetting he was under the table, and slammed his head on the bottom of it.
Now with a headache and staple in his finger, he stumbled to the kitchen, hoping to remove the staple and clean the wound. Removing the staple was the easy part. Though when he reached for the Cleaning Alcohol, he grabbed the Vinegar by mistake. Of course, by putting Vinegar on his wound, he was put in even more pain. So much pain, that he slipped on some spilled water, toppling to the floor and knocking the trash bin over. In that trash bin were small shards of glass, which promptly pierced his skin.
As he got back up, he decided the bathroom would be a better, and safer place to clean up. He limped into the hallway, past a closet, and into the bathroom. He started to run a bath to relax in after he was done, hoping it would calm his nerve, which he thought was causing the accidents. While the bath ran, he sat a towel on the floor, just in case water were to over run.
He began picking the glass out of his shoulder and arm, and discarding them into the toilet. Upon completion of that painful task, he flushed the shards, and promptly grabbed what he thought to be the correct bottle of Cleaning Alcohol. The stings that arrived from the application of the 'alcohol' were enough to make him dizzy. He took a step towards the edge of the bathtub so he could sit down. Taking that step, he caught his feet on a loose, and very thick piece of string that was from the towel he had put down earlier. Trying to get it off, he tangled it even more and tripped.
(Sounds like this guy is extremely clumsy or just has bad luck[ Z-Man plz stop watching The Final Destination 
)Next, I got big news! Guy89 got swarmed by a crowd of people. He pulled out a magic long sword. He got pushed right onto the sword and thus got killed. He was:While all this chaos was going around, certain people noticed that their hands were becoming charred. Certain people including PokeKid Brandon, Musical, Sonic yellow, and the corpse of WailmerMan (as it only began Livor Mortis). PokeKid Brandon was very lively. He was running all over town telling everyone he could about Guy89’s death.
Pokemon99 was seen with a black eye and a swollen cheek, most likely from having gotten punched.
This guy sounds like he's had a bad day.... ooooor he could be the guy from the first section
Pokechamp is wearing a shirt with a big collar today. There is pink blood being shown through it.
Finally, Sonicyellow is in the FUN HOUSE. Supposed videos of Sonicyellow’s trip to the fun house were shown on the Pink Geek’s, now famous, blimp. The torture was HORRIBLE. Here’s the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9aj4PTEl6Q&feature=related. What possible horrors could Sonic yellow be going through?!?!
How is that a "fun house?" no one and I repeat NO ONE can stand Dueling Accordians especially with Steve Urkel in it
So… yeah… it was an overall good night.
Finally,
Square glasses have been found. The first one to PM me claiming them gets them.
SQUARE GLASSES HAVE BEEN TAKEN
