This is a thread for discussing funny Donks.
I once donked a 30 HP Tynamo with my own 30 HP Tynamo and 2 PlusPowers!
I once donked a 30 HP Tynamo with my own 30 HP Tynamo and 2 PlusPowers!
What are the funniest Donks you've seen?
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RE: What is the funniest Donk you've seen?
My best moment EVER:
I'm playing a Kyurem deck against a weird Zeels build. I go first, attach a {W} energy to my active kyurem, drop a totodile, and pass. They collector for 3 30 HP tynamos and dual ball for a Cleffa and a Tyrogue. they have a 30 HP tynamo active. they retreat, eeeeeek, and wake up. I draw, rare candy a feraligatr prime onto my totodile, Attach 2 {W} Energy to kyurem, and glaciate to take 6 prizes and clear their field in 1 turn.
My best moment EVER:
I'm playing a Kyurem deck against a weird Zeels build. I go first, attach a {W} energy to my active kyurem, drop a totodile, and pass. They collector for 3 30 HP tynamos and dual ball for a Cleffa and a Tyrogue. they have a 30 HP tynamo active. they retreat, eeeeeek, and wake up. I draw, rare candy a feraligatr prime onto my totodile, Attach 2 {W} Energy to kyurem, and glaciate to take 6 prizes and clear their field in 1 turn.
Shaymin UL donk.
RE: What is the funniest Donk you've seen?
That's the most awesome Donk I've ever heard of!
Puff said:
That's the most awesome Donk I've ever heard of!
Best donks ever. My friend Yoshi is an extreme lucksack. Last round of Nationals 2010, he was playing Sablelock. He was 5-2 going into the last round, so if he wins he's in, if he loses he's out. His opponent started with a lone 60 HP Pokemon to Yoshi's Sableye SF. Yoshi didn't have the donk but his opponent forgot to put out his prize cards. Prize loss. Yoshi hits Let Loose Giratina off of his prize cards, plays it, and hits Crobat G and a Special {D} Energy off of his 4 cards. :x
Another one was where Yoshi got donked. His opponent complained becuse he ALWAYS draws bad against Yoshi. This was no exception because he opened his hand with FOUR PLUSPOWERS in his hand. Yoshi mulliganed twice giving his opponent two cards before he got a basic. I'm not kidding his opponent attatched, plus power, plus power, plus power, plus power, junk arm, plus power, hit for 60 damage. O_e
Another one was where Yoshi got donked. His opponent complained becuse he ALWAYS draws bad against Yoshi. This was no exception because he opened his hand with FOUR PLUSPOWERS in his hand. Yoshi mulliganed twice giving his opponent two cards before he got a basic. I'm not kidding his opponent attatched, plus power, plus power, plus power, plus power, junk arm, plus power, hit for 60 damage. O_e
RE: What is the funniest Donk you've seen?
Geez...
Here are my Top 2, which both happened in the same tournament (Norcal Regionals 2011)
Top 4, me vs. Rayvn Pollack, I have three pokemon to his one. I go first, and i flip unown q, mew, and magikarp (playing Gyarados) and he flips unown q. I have no energy...
I peel the top card, it's a rescue energy, gg.
(he knocked me out in the next two)
Round 3. I play against some Jeremy using Jumpluff. He donks me.
What's funny is he went 6-0, and i figured out WHY when i watched him shuffle his deck:
Takes out deck, takes cards from middle, puts them at top, repeats, puts deck down, draws seven, goes second, donks.
I told his T4 opponent to shuffle his opponent's deck, and Jeremy got smashed soooo much... Revenge is sweet.
Puff said:
Geez...
Here are my Top 2, which both happened in the same tournament (Norcal Regionals 2011)
Top 4, me vs. Rayvn Pollack, I have three pokemon to his one. I go first, and i flip unown q, mew, and magikarp (playing Gyarados) and he flips unown q. I have no energy...
I peel the top card, it's a rescue energy, gg.
(he knocked me out in the next two)
Round 3. I play against some Jeremy using Jumpluff. He donks me.
What's funny is he went 6-0, and i figured out WHY when i watched him shuffle his deck:
Takes out deck, takes cards from middle, puts them at top, repeats, puts deck down, draws seven, goes second, donks.
I told his T4 opponent to shuffle his opponent's deck, and Jeremy got smashed soooo much... Revenge is sweet.
I almost killed a Tyrogue in Top 4 States Sudden Death with a Durant... too bad he got the Eviolite off of the PONT though.
I think my best one was starting Unown Q in the LuxChomp mirror. He starts Garchomp C, I have a crappy hand with 3 DCE, Expert belt and some other stuff. I go first, topdeck Call Energy to grab a Smeargle and a Dragonite FB. He plays Cyrus‘s Conspiracy for an SP Radar, another Cyrus and a Psychic Energy, which he Radars away for an Ambipom G. He keeps the Ambipom in his hand, attaches DCE and Claw Swipes for the KO. I attach DCE and Expert Belt to my Smeargle and Tail Rap, flipping one heads for game. He cried afterwards.
Yeah, most ridiculous game I‘ve ever played.
(You are not insane, I did change this post. Edited because I confused two great donks.)
Yeah, most ridiculous game I‘ve ever played.
(You are not insane, I did change this post. Edited because I confused two great donks.)
My friend was using a ragtag deck for States with Durant, Virizion, Shaymin, and some other random stuff we piled together. He was playing my ZekEels during lunch, and I started and passed with a lone 30HP Tynamo, while he started with lone Durant. He draws and looks around. He looks at my card, then reads his Durant. He drops a DCE and wins, and he will never let it go.
my best donk was in league, he started with a unown Q and i started with a bidoof SF. put a basic energy and flip a coin(heads 30 to him and tails 10 to myself) and i nailed a heads. Bi-DONK
He starts Oddish UD to my Zorua DEX. I DCE, Pluspower, Junk Arm Pluspower, Juniper for Dark Claw and 2 more Junk Arm, attack T1 with Scratch for 60.
Another time a friend and I were playing a fun game and I donked his Tynamomwith my Mewtwo, and he was sad.
I also saw a game where it was one guy's first turn and he was going to run out of basics next turn because he had a terrible hand, so he donked himself with a SSU.
Another time a friend and I were playing a fun game and I donked his Tynamomwith my Mewtwo, and he was sad.
I also saw a game where it was one guy's first turn and he was going to run out of basics next turn because he had a terrible hand, so he donked himself with a SSU.