What's The Worst That Could Happen?

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Granted, but we have to sign Official Secrets Acts and someone betrays us and the whole site and then WPM sets his Magikarp Army on us and they take over the world, making WPM king of the world and us his slaves.

I attempt to break my addiction to The Gaga (specifically Bloody Mary). WTWTCH?
 
-_- i forgot a WTWTCH on my last one...im a failure NOOOOO

you cut the stuff cold turkey and start going through withdraws but you remain off the stuff. then one day you get a dozen eggs delivered to your front door. you begin to make and omelet and put an egg in the pan. when it cracks a small lady gaga pops out and says "MOMA"

you flip out and smash the creature against the wall. then you get a knock at the door. its lady gaga herself. "MY BABY OH GOD MY BABY" she yells as she tries to pull the now slimy goo off the wall

finally she gives up and sprouts wings and grows a beak. she picks you up with her talons that came out of no where and flies off with you where she puts you in a nest of small gaga's. they then eat you.

i listen to music WTWTCH :D
 
The music that you listen to is the best music ever heard by human ears. It is only on your iPod, and nowhere else, so you upload the song to Youtube and then iTunes. Everybody loves the song. It get's over seven million views and all of them are 'likes'. You become an internet millionare, loved by everyone in the world. Next thing you know, an angry band bursts through the door, claiming that they made the song and they would sue you and send you to jail for life. Your memory unlocks. *You were the band's test subject for that song, having the one-of-a-kind demo on your iPod, to see how great the song was. They then brainwashed you and put you back into your house*. The band's lead member took a baseball bat and hit you on the head with it, loosing all your money and being planted in jail.

LESSON LEARNED: Never listen to music. Ever.

I buy a tennis racket, WTWTCH?
 
The tennis racket ends up having a bomb inside. You go to play tennis. Then you hit the ball and your racket explodes. You lose your arm and then buy a new racket. But this time it explodes in your face and you die.

I buy a pillow.
 
granted but it ends up being a feather pillow and your allergic.Then you go to sleep on it and die the night from the reaction.

I get drunk then get in a hot tub WTWTCH
 
You wake up in the Desert and start walking north, you end up falling and not realizing that you were still in your trucks, scream from the pain and pass out. 3 days later you are found by the rescue team. All of the Paramedics say that you were driving while intoxicated and crashed. They ban all drinks from the stores and you end up living in a crappy apartment and staring at yourself thinking, "Why, why did I ever get drunk??" Your mind gets so disturbed that you kill yourself and go to heck. Once you see the Devil, you scream and can't get up. the Devil laughs and you wake up in the Hospital, only a Head.

I play cards WTWTCH?
 
A random person takes you to court for having an innocent game with your friends, and you somehow manage to get the death penalty. After death your cards are burnt.

I ask someone out WTWTCH?
 
They agree, but you go on a restaurant date and have nothing to talk about for the whole thing. (S)he :D then exclaims that they never want to see you again and locks you in the restaurant to live there for the rest of your life until you die of starvation, alone.

I subscribe to this thread. WTWTCH?
 
The forum ends because people who subscribe to threads are noobs and we lose the forums

I beat pokemon gray before it comes out WTWTCH
 
You would get trolled by Japanese people for being a ninja

I decide to run through the highway WTWTCH
 
A opossum sees you stealing his thunder and organizes an angry mob to follow you. Now not only do you have to dodge traffic, but you also have to avoid the mob of nocturnal marcupials with a thirst for blood. Luckily for you, they all get hit by cars before they make it to you. However, you get distracted by this feeling of relief and you get hit by a semi-truck. As you are fading out of consciousness, you see the driver of the truck is a opossum with a devilish smile on its face.

I get a pet octopus...
 
The octopus is surprisingly tame and you enjoy petting it. You put it in a tank, but its appetite gets larger and larger, so you repeatedly buy larger bowls until it somehow develops the ability to breathe in open air. It gets scared by a car alarm and suddenly squirts ink without stopping until your house is flooded and you drown.

I get ninja'd by catutie. WTWTCH?
 
He ninaj's you everywhere and you make bad posts because of that and you get banned

I drink 50 monsters in one hour WTWTCH
 
The monsters feed on the lining of your stomach. They then lay eggs in your other organs. At that point all the monsters die. You think it was just an awful stomach ache. But then, 3 weeks later, you start to feel internal pains. You dismiss it at first, but soon the pain is unbearable. The eggs have hatched. And the babies are hungry...
(capitalization is key in that one xP)

I shoot off some patriotic fire works...
 
They crash into your neighbor's house and burn it to the ground. Your neighbor is are left with absolutely nothing.

I log onto the chat, WTWTCH?
 
World War III starts while you're away and when you come back from summer camp your house is blown to bits.

I play an MMORPG. WTWTCH?
 
you suck at it and get called mean things till you finally have enough and commit suicide.

I beat qwop WTWTCH
 
SHHHHHH ITS STORY TIME :p

you run around in joy at your victory. you are on top of the world in happyness. all of a sudden the floor colapses and you fall through the floor. you land in your basement where there are 4 ghosts just staring at you now. "WHAT THE WHO ARE YOU?!" you yell

"THE JIGS UP BOYS" one of the ghosts says.

"listen...we ghosts are everywhere BUT we disappear when you humans walk into a room. so when you come through a place we wernt expection...well you catch us by surprise and we cant disappear in time thus a ghost sighting"

"oh....well...ok?!" you say in shock

"ya....so...now we have to kill you" another ghost says.

"WHAT?!" you yell as you make a run for the door. its to late they have you held down and they kill you quickly so that you dont feel anything. you become a ghost yourself.

"sorry man that is just the rule of ghosting...once seen you must kill who has seen you" the third ghost says.

"well...what do we do now?" you ask them

"oh well what ever you want to do. go scare your enemies and what ever" the forth finally says.

so you go off on your way and let president obama see you. this makes him turn into a ghost by the rules of ghosting. so the country has no ruler and they start to panic thus throwing the whole world into world war 3. since you started it you are banished to Nothertin...where nothing happens. and you sit for eternity because you are dead...thus you cant die

:D

i gloat about how i already beat qwop twice WTWTCH :p
 
Someone else gloat about how he beat qwop 4 times, then he teases you for not beating it enough times, eventually you have enough and give up on it.

I get the secret rare Pikachu WTWTCH
 
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