When Pokemon Attack!

(It's not on fosters.)

Aybabtu? What the he- *BAM!!!!!*

NP gets attacked by a very smart slowpoke.
 
Aybabtu evolved into Pononomononononom, the even more perfect Pokemon, and killed everyone!

NP gets attacked by Pononomononononom.
 
comon, aybabtu can't evolve, it's too perfect, and legendary anyways (go to the chat for answers)

NP gets attacked by a slowpoke, or is it?, yes it is, it's a slowpoke, ok?
 
It doesn't try to hit me for five minutes, and I run, dropping my Shellder's Pokeball along the way...

NP gets attacked by CATS.
 
I've been searching around for 3 weeks for a good surgeon to operate on my face.....

NP gets attacked by a Scyther with extra sharp sickles.
 
I had to buy $10000000000000000 worth of band-aids. Bad scyther! BAD!!!

NP gets attacked by a magical wurmple.
 
Mewtwo:Hey man, you wanna battle?
Me:Ok, um<crack>Oh my, what did you do to my....<whoosh><chokes>no!!

NP gets attacked by a Magikarp. With sharp TEETH.
 
ME: "Hey, what a nice...<dies of internal hemorragy due to Magikarp's bite>"

NP gets attacked by a bloodsucking n00bish Flygon.
 
"....and that story children, is how your teacher, Mr. Miguilicutty, has retired."
"A flygon bite?"

NP gets attacked by a squirtle dressed up as kirby as dressed up as Bobobo. (like a squirtle dressed up as kirby that sucked up Bobobo)
 
NP, I just sat there, when a flygon came to me and asked me how to suck blood, I said "he want that-a-way", he went there, and I just left :p, but then this weird squirtle came..., I mean, it was pink, or was it blue, or WHAT WAS IT, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NP gets attacked by a Tyranitar dressed up like a teddy-bear
 
I'll never hug a teddy bear again. (XD)

NP gets attacked by an octillery dressed up as a blooper. (Mario bros. series)
 
I saw a blooper and say hello!!but then the blooper has 8 arms and you know what happened.

NP gets attacked by an army of beldums,metangs and metagrosses.
 
Hahaha! None of you will withstand my flamethrow.....OH!!!!! HELP!!!!

NP gets attacked by an Alakazam that smiles.
 
"Uhhhh, why are you smiling?"
"Big hug!"
"No, please!"
"Hug! BIG hug!"
"AHHHHH! HELP!!!!"

NP gets attacked by a baby lugia.
 
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