When Pokemon Attack!

Oh, no......keep away.....oh, no......please!!! Ahhh!!!!(rip)

NP gets attacked by a killing Chansey.
 
kill, heal, kill, heal, kill, heal, STOP!!! *dies* *comes back to life* STOP!!! *dies* *comes back to life* STOP!!! *dies* *comes back to life* STOP!!! *dies* *comes back to life* STOP!!! *dies* *comes back to life* STOP!!! *dies* *comes back to life* ...

NP gets attacked by a mew doll, juts, a normal, nothing special about it mew doll, ... but somehow it kills him.
 
NP:Hey, how much does this mew-doll cost?(kills NP)
Clerk:That's our special. It's not for sale.

NP gets attacked by a :(
 
NP: OMG, it looks so sad, is that a pokemon???
:(:"smiley, smiley"
NP: whaaa, don't attack me -- he's just weird

mew gets attacked by a NP :p
 
Don't you run away! I will catch you! I......will.......not.....be.......denied.....a.....Mew......not........denied.....

NP gets attacked by a mad Charizard who lost its flame on its tail.
 
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