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I know how togepi feels.
My collection of lame math jokes. Enjoy:
I regret nothing.
Why did the two disjoint sets break up?
Because they had nothing in common.
Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a beer," the next one says, "I'll have half of that," and the one after that says, "And I'll have half of that." The bartender pours two beers and say, "Know your limits."
But what are mathematicians doing in a bar in the first place? They don't drink because they can't drink and derive.
If you're cold, go sit in the corner. It's 90 degrees. (Isn't that acute joke?)
How to always be positive in life: | life |
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably
Because they had nothing in common.
Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a beer," the next one says, "I'll have half of that," and the one after that says, "And I'll have half of that." The bartender pours two beers and say, "Know your limits."
But what are mathematicians doing in a bar in the first place? They don't drink because they can't drink and derive.
If you're cold, go sit in the corner. It's 90 degrees. (Isn't that acute joke?)
How to always be positive in life: | life |
Did you hear the one about the statistician?
Probably
I regret nothing.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
thought you guys would enjoy these memes
Possibly one of the best moments from one of the best abridged series' I've ever seen
