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The truth about why soup beats almost all~
It's so stupid it's funny
The truth about why soup beats almost all~
I needed to share a joke with ya'll here.
So I heard this joke on a podcast the other day, where like were asking little children if they knew any holiday themed jokes. They didn't know any, but they were more than willing to make some up. This one is the best, and the only one I could remember:
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
To get to the antler shop!
haha! Don't you get it? Because um... if you do, I don't and you should explain it to me. Thanks ^w^
So I heard this joke on a podcast the other day, where like were asking little children if they knew any holiday themed jokes. They didn't know any, but they were more than willing to make some up. This one is the best, and the only one I could remember:
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
To get to the antler shop!
haha! Don't you get it? Because um... if you do, I don't and you should explain it to me. Thanks ^w^
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally
Do you know how hard it is to scroll through 358 posts JUST so you can make ONE little joke and still follow the forum rules? Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight face and then RIGHT before you can post you fall over laughing because of THAT ONE LAST POST?
Curse you, Gumball.
Curse you, Gumball.
So, a man is building a house. He has 1000 bricks, and he counts them every day because he's paranoid. Since he spends so much time counting the bricks, he never gets around to building his house. One day, he counts only 999 bricks. Where did the last brick go? It's...damn. I forgot the punchline. -_-
Alright, moving on.
A man and a woman are on a train. The man has a cigar, and the woman has a pet dog. Every time the man takes a drag from his cigar, the dog barks. Eventually, the woman gets annoyed about the cigar smoke, and the man gets annoyed about the dog barking. So, they get into a huge fight, and eventually the woman throws the man's cigar out the window. So the man throws the dog out the window. Eventually, the train pulls into the train station, and they're reaaaaaally fighting now. Then, the dog trots up with something in it's mouth. What's in the dog's mouth?
Alright, moving on.
A man and a woman are on a train. The man has a cigar, and the woman has a pet dog. Every time the man takes a drag from his cigar, the dog barks. Eventually, the woman gets annoyed about the cigar smoke, and the man gets annoyed about the dog barking. So, they get into a huge fight, and eventually the woman throws the man's cigar out the window. So the man throws the dog out the window. Eventually, the train pulls into the train station, and they're reaaaaaally fighting now. Then, the dog trots up with something in it's mouth. What's in the dog's mouth?
THE BRICK!
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He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.
Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.
Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.
"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.
The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."
GAWD i loved this lol
Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.
Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.
"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.
The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor."
GAWD i loved this lol
Made this meme. I was playing Roblox Kingdom Life 2 and came across someone with a bio. It was so bad, I had to make it.
