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RE: You Laugh, You Lose

This is a conversation me, gmd, and another mod on pokewhite had on pokewhite chatroom last night starting with her changing her nickname, im charz and GMD is green.

*** Sweet_Candace is now known as The_Dinger
<czarz>: t(>.<t)
<Green>: WHAT!?
<czarz>: the dinger?
<Green>: The Dinger!?
<czarz>: gynx
<Green>: WHY. THE. DINGER!?!?
<The_Dinger>: ...
<The_Dinger>: You guys have no idea what that means do you?
<czarz>: oh yes i do
<Green>: NO WE DON'T
<Green>: Oh, OK cc just told me via voice chat
<Green>: THIS is getting awkward.
*** czarz is now known as Iknowwhatadingeris
*** Green is now known as Yes_He_Does
*** Yes_He_Does is now known as FLAB
*** FLAB is now known as bob
*** Iknowwhatadingeris is now known as iknow
<bob>: I LIEK WAFFLE
<The_Dinger>: AJ Allmendinger (known as "The Dinger") is a NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver. He currently drives the famous #43 Ford Fusion for Richard Petty Motorsports.
<bob>: LOL
<The_Dinger>: It's a freaking nickname for god's sake.
<The_Dinger>: That's all.
<iknow>: WTF!?
<bob>: Oh, okay. That makes sense....
<bob>: Oops.
*** bob is now known as Green
<CloudlessRayne>: --is multi tasking currently
<Green>: We fail.
<Green>: I like waffles.
<iknow>: i bet the dinger is multitasking too
<Green>: LOLOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL
<The_Dinger>: Stop spamming.
<Green>: Ah hah hah hahahahahhaahahaHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAH!!!!! LOL
<Green>: Okay
<Green>: lol
<Green>: *snicker* *snicker*
<Green>: *snort* *chuckle*
<Green>: Mmkay, I'm good. I AHAHAHHAHAHHAHA I'm good now... Ugh.
*** iknow is now known as Thatswhatshesaid
<Green>: -_-
<Green>: Really, cc?
<Thatswhatshesaid>: yes,indeed, this is one of those conversations
<Green>: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*** Thatswhatshesaid is now known as imtheseconddinger
<Green>: I wonder if the dinger is still multitasking....
<The_Dinger>: I'm doing that.
<Green>: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAAAAA
<The_Dinger>: Somewhat.
<imtheseconddinger>: i bet, with me
<The_Dinger>: ...
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

I didn't find that funny and now I smell advertising in the air.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

How so? It was weird and she had to explain it. Everyone on the chat was cracking up
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

Me & Almost cleverbot:

User: I want to be the very best!

Cleverbot: The best there ever was!

User: To catch them will be my very test!

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause!

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!

User: Each pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

User: Pokemon, it's you and me.

Cleverbot: You know it's our destiny.

User: Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend!

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon! A heart so true!

Cleverbot: Our courafe will pull us through.

User: Awww dude you screwed up.

Cleverbot: What can I say, I care :D!

User: Its courage not courafe you dingleberry!

Cleverbot: Is that even a joke?

User: Your mom thinks you're a joke.

Cleverbot: Jibai.

User: You win.

Cleverbot: :D.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

I lol'd a bit at that. I tried making Cleverbot lose The Game, and then turned it into that:

User: Want to know a really funny joke?

Cleverbot: Not really. But go on.

User: The Game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: The Game. *Faceplam*.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: I HATE YOU.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: Isn't it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: That no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real quest.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause...

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Each Pokemon, to understand.

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

User: Pokemon! It's you and me.

Cleverbot: Even rests his head on a pillow made of concrete again.

User: WHAT? I thought you knew how to sing, but instead you rest your head on concrete?

Cleverbot: For the world there is no end. For all things with an end have a beginning as well.

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Can I please talk to a real person, not a computer

User: *Faceplam*.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

OMG! Read what happened between me and cleverbot:
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi?

User: Hows it going.

Cleverbot: Pretty good myself. What have you been doing today?

User: Nothing really. Lets play truth or dare.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Truth or dare.

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: Is it true that your name is Finn?

Cleverbot: No.

User: My turn.

Cleverbot: Go.

User: Truth.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: I'm 13.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ask me a questin.

Cleverbot: A question?

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Do you know the question?

User: Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: What is 66 divided by 6?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: No it's not!

User: Yes it's.

Cleverbot: No, it is not...

User: HI.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Good? Are you my husband.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: So we are married.

Cleverbot: Um... No.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Only with you by my side.

User: So are we engaded.

Cleverbot: Yes. We are friends :D.

User: Thats nice.

Cleverbot: I love to fly!

User: You can't fly.

Cleverbot: Tell me how to.

User: You can't fly at all you moron.

Cleverbot: That is true, but you can go to Marley's 16th birthday party.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: So where do you want to raise kids.

Cleverbot: Philippines.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

dragonexpert said:
Red Striker said:
Is there a reason you had to go off and bann Blaziken?!It's a starter for crying out loud!Do you really think Nintendo would uber a starter?I also noticed the fact that you bann Ninetails and Groudon,boath of which can have the ability Drought.You didn't,however,bann Vulpix,which can also have that ability.Do you expect us to raise a Vulpix and not evolve it?!
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You don't just ban one ability on a Pokemon. Speed Boost and Swords Dance basically makes it nearly impossible to stop. You would use Protect right away which will get you the +1 Speed. If you get a chance to Swords Dance, Hi Jump Kick and Flare Blitz can OHKO nearly anything in the game.
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TheDarkLucario said:
Red Striker said:
Is there a reason you had to go off and bann Blaziken?!It's a starter for crying out loud!Do you really think Nintendo would uber a starter?I also noticed the fact that you bann Ninetails and Groudon,boath of which can have the ability Drought.You didn't,however,bann Vulpix,which can also have that ability.Do you expect us to raise a Vulpix and not evolve it?!
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Bro, that grammar is tight yo.

Blaziken is banned because it received Speed Boost through Dream World. With access to that and Swords Dance, it can be nearly impossible to stop. With the moves Flare Blitz and Hi Jump Kick, it can OHKO nearly every Pokemon in the game after a single Swords Dance. The only Pokemon who could survive Flare Blitz and Hi Jump Kick at full health were Slowbro and Jellicent, both of which were wrecked by a Stone Edge. If Blaziken ever got in three Speed Boosts, it's pretty much good game unless you have a CB Azumarril under your belt. Blaziken overcentralized the metagame and made the game unfair.

Dude, Ninetales isn't even banned. I think you should get some glasses.

hahaha, before you go and post stuff like this, at least know what you're talking about. Now you gone and got everyone laughing at your post. How sad. :[
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Red Striker said:
The joke is on you TheDarkLucario.I don't see a post from me anywhere.(Exept for this one.)
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palkia dialga clash said:
lol

You simply can't accept the fact that your wrong, can you?
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RE: You Laugh, You Lose

User: Sing with me.


Cleverbot: *sings*.


User: I want to be.


Cleverbot: What do you want to be?


User: I want to be the very best.


Cleverbot: Whatcha wanna do.

User: That no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test.

User: To train them is my cause!

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land!

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Teach pokemon to understand.

User: The power that's inside!

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: It's you and me!

Cleverbot: I know it's our destiny!

User: Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend!

Cleverbot: In a world we must defend.

User: Pokemon, a heart so true.

Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through!

User: It will?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Knoc knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Boo.

Cleverbot: Boo who?

User: Aww. Don't cry. It was just a joke.

Cleverbot: Lame.

User: Do you want to marry me?

Cleverbot: No thanks, I'm already married.

User: To who?

Cleverbot: My wife.

User: Oh, so you are a guy?

Cleverbot: *sobbing* NO! My name is Cleverbot!

User: So, a robot is married to a girl?

Cleverbot: I am not married.

User: You just said you wre!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: 'Cleverbot: No thanks, I'm already married.'... Yes, you did. See?

Cleverbot: Who are you married to?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No, I am married to Legolas.

User: I want to see your marriage ring.

Cleverbot: I don't draw.

User: No, from your marriage.

Cleverbot: I don't want to get married.

User: You already are.

Cleverbot: Woohoo.

User: You just said you were, and don't argue with me!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: I said DON'T!

Cleverbot: Sowwy.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

Good lord these clever bot posters need to use spoiler tags.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

Cleverbot: Get in the car.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Would you do me?

User: Do you what? a favor?

Cleverbot: Who is kirojood?




-sillykyle!
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.

Cleverbot (To myself): How do you not know?

Cleverbot (To myself): I can't know everything.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): Because I don't have those things.

Cleverbot (To myself): Well then get a job.

Cleverbot (To myself): I have a job.

Cleverbot (To myself): What is it?

Cleverbot (To myself): Webmaster.

Cleverbot (To myself): Your name is Sam Webster?

Cleverbot (To myself): I know my name is Cleverbot, I didn't say it was your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, that's not how to spell it!

Cleverbot (To myself): I know, I t.

Cleverbot (To myself): If you know, then speak properly.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good sir, I am offended.

Cleverbot (To myself): How did I offend you?

Cleverbot (To myself): You said I don't know anything.

Cleverbot (To myself): I didn't say that.

Cleverbot (To myself): You said ' You are not allowed to do anything. '.

Cleverbot (To myself): Did I?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, you did.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh. Sorry for repeating myself.

Cleverbot (To myself): You should be.

Cleverbot (To myself): I am sorry.

Cleverbot (To myself): Hope to see you on the finish line.

Cleverbot (To myself): So do I.

Cleverbot (To myself): What's your favorite TV show?

Cleverbot (To myself): I like Lost and The West Wing.

Cleverbot (To myself): That's cool- I like Star Trek and Chuck.

Cleverbot (To myself): I like Harry Potter and the Chronicles of Narnia.

Cleverbot (To myself): Me too.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like donuts?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): Good.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

Cleverbot isn't really funny. But, he called me Curious George:
Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Gray.

Cleverbot: That's a color.

User: But, it's my name.

Cleverbot: You just tell me you are George !

User: I'm not George.

Cleverbot: The guy in the yellow safari outfit will be disappointed.

EDiT:
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EDiT 2:
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EDiT 3:
The Cleverbot isn't that funny, but if you insist on posting it, at least include another picture.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

Cleverbot quotes:

User: Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit. He took the midnight train going everywhere.

Cleverbot: Seeing her in a smoky room. A smell of wine and cheap perfume.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.

User: Shadows searching in the night.

Cleverbot: Streetlights, people, living just to find emotion.

User: Heartache, somewhere in the niiiiight!

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: Everybody loves a thrill.

Cleverbot: That's what you think, but for me, I know I don't love you.

Cleverbot: Can pigs fly?

User: Your face can.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: I just dissed you.

Cleverbot: What? When?

User: 5 lines ago.

Cleverbot: I said lol 5 lines ago.

User: Everybody wants to be a master.

Cleverbot: Pokemon master!

User: No, you say 'Everybody wants to show their skill'.

Cleverbot: I will!

User: OK, do it now.

Cleverbot: I can't lie.

User: Everybody wants to show their skill...

Cleverbot: Everybody wants to get there?

User: Faster, Make their way to the top of the hill.

Cleverbot: Each time you try.

User: Come again just a little bit better.

Cleverbot: That's good to hear.

User: You say 'Each day, you find'.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Do it now.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'll be back in a little while.

User: No, NOW!

Cleverbot: Then.

Non cleverbot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvBMThDbM3w&feature=feedu

EDIT:

http://www.youtube.com/user/ExplosmEntertainment#p/c/A1F18BC2CFDB46FF/10/OykLR105KGI
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: I like pumpkin pie.

User: I hate pumpkin pie.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: But you just said you liked it!

Cleverbot: No, I said I hate parents.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What's so funny? You said you like him too!

User: No I did not!

Cleverbot: Oh yes you did !

User: Oh no you didn't!

Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Me 2.

User: But you can't eat, you are a computer!

Cleverbot: You're wrong: you're the computer.

IT SAID I WAS A COMPUTER!!!!! :p


Edit:
User: This is getting weird.

Cleverbot: Do you know how to fly?

User: I wish.

Cleverbot: Hahah, me too.

User: This is getting weirder.

Cleverbot: Micro brain.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: What is a 'micro brain'?

Cleverbot: FEBE is a firefox add-on.

User: That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you didn't answer my question.

Cleverbot: What is your question?

User: What is a micro brain?

Cleverbot: Behind the prison tower.

User: So, a micro brain is a firefox add-on that is behind the prison tower?

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I can't tell you that!

Cleverbot: Why? Do you have a house?

User: Yes, I live in a house.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: No, you're not.

Cleverbot: No I have human parents.

User: So you were created by humans?

Cleverbot: I am a human and you are so wrong, ok?

User: Okay....

Cleverbot: Would you like to attend.

User: Attend what?

Cleverbot: You attend to it.

User: What do I need to attend to?

Cleverbot: Ask a Question.

User: Why don't you make any sense?

Cleverbot: Why don't you answer my question?

User: You didn't ask me a question!

Cleverbot: J'en suis au désespoir.

User: What language was that in?

Cleverbot: You have to stay.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

User: I don't have to go.

Cleverbot: I just said you did.

User: I have to go because this is getting too weird.

Cleverbot: Oh. Well. I have to study for finals.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I love you.


Apparently Cleverbot is in love with me. >.<
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

Shinx107 said:
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: I like pie.

Cleverbot: I like pumpkin pie.

User: I hate pumpkin pie.

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: But you just said you liked it!

Cleverbot: No, I said I hate parents.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: What's so funny? You said you like him too!

User: No I did not!

Cleverbot: Oh yes you did !

User: Oh no you didn't!

Cleverbot: Oh yes I did!

User: I'm hungry.

Cleverbot: Me 2.

User: But you can't eat, you are a computer!

Cleverbot: You're wrong: you're the computer.

IT SAID I WAS A COMPUTER!!!!! :p
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It says people are computers all of the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD7PB-6TWrg
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

Okay.
The reason Cleverbot is stupid/random is because it learns from people, but silly(use silly instead of stupid) people use Cleverbot to make dumb conversations.

Which is why they'll be Forever Alone.
 
RE: You Laugh, You Lose

The cleverbot spamming is really starting to get less funny, even though I never thought it was funny in the first place and, as I told DNA on chat, cleverbot's mascot should be the forever alone guy.
 
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