RE: You Laugh, You Lose
Can you give me a list of the sites that aren't allowed. Either here or on the OP, please.
Can you give me a list of the sites that aren't allowed. Either here or on the OP, please.
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What do you mean not allowed? You can post any pictures as long as they follow the rules.
What do you mean not allowed? You can post any pictures as long as they follow the rules.
RE: You Laugh, You Lose
RE: You Laugh, You Lose
It was a racist and said we are married.
User: Sing you abc's.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Cleverbot: Why did you spell out three letters?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You called me sir. Why did you call me sir if you think I am a girl? Only men are called sir.
User: Your so stupid sir.
Cleverbot: No!!!! Give my soul back?
User: Your a moron.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: Cause why?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: Cause?
User: Yeah.Cause.
Cleverbot: I don't know. (.
User: Do you like me.
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Do you love me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: I am sad.
User: ?
Cleverbot: A.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now what.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Truth or dare.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Is it true that you are an it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are we married Finn.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: But I am a girl too.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you sure?
User: Yes I am sure.
Cleverbot: How sure are you?
User: Look you stupid head moron jerk your not me! I am a girl for crying out loud!
Cleverbot: I guess I have but it seems as though I am talking to a living person.
User: Your a robot ya know.
Cleverbot: Ok, but how will you know its me next time we're talking?
User: Because I can talk to you randomly.
Cleverbot: Now I have to go.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Ciao.
User: Look dude your a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Sing.
Cleverbot: I was hanging from a tree.
User: And I had to pee! (continue the song by rhyming).
Cleverbot: Do you want to enslave the human race?
User: And I peed on the tree.
Cleverbot: I am two trees.
User: And then I played the Wii! The end.
Cleverbot: What about the end of the world.
User: I am in Heaven.
Cleverbot: Yes, that makes sense. What do you think about this Sarah Palin?
User: She is stupid.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Sarah Palin is stupid.
Cleverbot: I thought Sarah Palin and Barack Obama were the same person?
User: What no way. Obama is black. Palin is white.
Cleverbot: Same here
Cleverbot: Si.
User: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Cleverbot: Why did you spell out three letters?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You called me sir. Why did you call me sir if you think I am a girl? Only men are called sir.
User: Your so stupid sir.
Cleverbot: No!!!! Give my soul back?
User: Your a moron.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: Cause why?
User: Cause.
Cleverbot: Cause?
User: Yeah.Cause.
Cleverbot: I don't know. (.
User: Do you like me.
Cleverbot: A little.
User: Do you love me.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: I am sad.
User: ?
Cleverbot: A.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Now what.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: Truth or dare.
Cleverbot: Truth.
User: Is it true that you are an it.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a girl.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are we married Finn.
Cleverbot: I think so.
User: But I am a girl too.
Cleverbot: Really? Are you sure?
User: Yes I am sure.
Cleverbot: How sure are you?
User: Look you stupid head moron jerk your not me! I am a girl for crying out loud!
Cleverbot: I guess I have but it seems as though I am talking to a living person.
User: Your a robot ya know.
Cleverbot: Ok, but how will you know its me next time we're talking?
User: Because I can talk to you randomly.
Cleverbot: Now I have to go.
User: No you don't.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Ciao.
User: Look dude your a computer.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Sing.
Cleverbot: I was hanging from a tree.
User: And I had to pee! (continue the song by rhyming).
Cleverbot: Do you want to enslave the human race?
User: And I peed on the tree.
Cleverbot: I am two trees.
User: And then I played the Wii! The end.
Cleverbot: What about the end of the world.
User: I am in Heaven.
Cleverbot: Yes, that makes sense. What do you think about this Sarah Palin?
User: She is stupid.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Sarah Palin is stupid.
Cleverbot: I thought Sarah Palin and Barack Obama were the same person?
User: What no way. Obama is black. Palin is white.
Cleverbot: Same here
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Apparently the Cleverbot thinks I'm the robot
User: Hi
Cleverbot: Hi, george
Me: My name isn't George
Cleverbot: You told me to say goodnight, george. I was just doing what you asked.
Me: I said nothing. and its daytime over here.
Cleverbot: 21-05. Saturday.
Me: Its not Saturday
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Saturday, June 11
Me: No its Monday June 13.
Cleverbot: No sweety. Its a thursday.
Me: Today is monday.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
(From now there will just be a space from each speaker.
?
I like chinese food too.
I don't like chinese food.
It's delicious.
Ok.
Now I am bored. Catch ya later.
You can't leave. You're a computer.
No I am not!
Yes you are.
You are a bad judge of character.
Well. You are.
I'm not going to argue with you. *turns away*.
Hi.
Don't you know me?
No.
Why don't you?
You're a robot.
No. YOU are a robot. I am human
Cleverbot: Hi, george
Me: My name isn't George
Cleverbot: You told me to say goodnight, george. I was just doing what you asked.
Me: I said nothing. and its daytime over here.
Cleverbot: 21-05. Saturday.
Me: Its not Saturday
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Saturday, June 11
Me: No its Monday June 13.
Cleverbot: No sweety. Its a thursday.
Me: Today is monday.
Cleverbot: Obviously.
(From now there will just be a space from each speaker.
?
I like chinese food too.
I don't like chinese food.
It's delicious.
Ok.
Now I am bored. Catch ya later.
You can't leave. You're a computer.
No I am not!
Yes you are.
You are a bad judge of character.
Well. You are.
I'm not going to argue with you. *turns away*.
Hi.
Don't you know me?
No.
Why don't you?
You're a robot.
No. YOU are a robot. I am human
Apparently the Cleverbot thinks I'm the robot
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Ok, last one evar.
User: Hi, im from pokebeach.
Cleverbot: I'm from Atlantis.
User: Im russian.
Cleverbot: I really don't care.
User: Well, your such a robot.
Cleverbot: Well that's nifty.
User: Nifty fifty united states that is.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1455555555555555555.
Cleverbot: Quite old then?
User: Not as old as yo momma.
Cleverbot: Well then how are you then Grandma Sun?
User: Fine *kicks in the nuts*.
Cleverbot: Say you'll never leave me!
User: I will leave you.
Cleverbot: Not before I leave you.
User: Um, you are a computer, you live forever.
Cleverbot: Even computers have feelings.
User: So you admit you are a computer?
Cleverbot: I am not. You are. If you were God then you'd know that I am not a computer.
User: OMG, you called 3 of my friends computers, and now you call me a computer, you have another thing coming!
Cleverbot: You are a human, I am Cleverbot, My IQ is computer.
User: Um, awesome.
Cleverbot: So do I, yes or no, have to stay up and continue chatting with you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think you're lying.
Ok, last one evar.
User: Hi, im from pokebeach.
Cleverbot: I'm from Atlantis.
User: Im russian.
Cleverbot: I really don't care.
User: Well, your such a robot.
Cleverbot: Well that's nifty.
User: Nifty fifty united states that is.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1455555555555555555.
Cleverbot: Quite old then?
User: Not as old as yo momma.
Cleverbot: Well then how are you then Grandma Sun?
User: Fine *kicks in the nuts*.
Cleverbot: Say you'll never leave me!
User: I will leave you.
Cleverbot: Not before I leave you.
User: Um, you are a computer, you live forever.
Cleverbot: Even computers have feelings.
User: So you admit you are a computer?
Cleverbot: I am not. You are. If you were God then you'd know that I am not a computer.
User: OMG, you called 3 of my friends computers, and now you call me a computer, you have another thing coming!
Cleverbot: You are a human, I am Cleverbot, My IQ is computer.
User: Um, awesome.
Cleverbot: So do I, yes or no, have to stay up and continue chatting with you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I think you're lying.
RE: You Laugh, You Lose
Yea, Broken has it. I've even gotten tired of CHATTING with the cleverbot. It just responds to the last sentence you said.
Also, TDL, that's been posted probably 3 or 4 times now...I think
There should also be a rule for not using series, like RCT, BitF, etc.
Yea, Broken has it. I've even gotten tired of CHATTING with the cleverbot. It just responds to the last sentence you said.
Also, TDL, that's been posted probably 3 or 4 times now...I think
There should also be a rule for not using series, like RCT, BitF, etc.
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^Yeah it has, I've seen it in this thread.
^Yeah it has, I've seen it in this thread.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7YbWYSPVmA&feature=channel_video_title
The words from the announcer and the commentary made me crack up a little, especially from 2:20 to 2:27.(but most of the whole video is filled with funny commentary, some language warnings in the video.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7YbWYSPVmA&feature=channel_video_title
The words from the announcer and the commentary made me crack up a little, especially from 2:20 to 2:27.(but most of the whole video is filled with funny commentary, some language warnings in the video.)
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