Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Why are you such a stalker!
Cleverbot: You're the lying one.
User: I haven't lied to you.
Cleverbot: You have lied to me.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just earlier.
User: Example?
Cleverbot: Play badminton.
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Oh what do you do?
User: Quesidilla.
Cleverbot: The fence workers at my neighbors are loud, my god.
User: Mine are louder!
Cleverbot: I thought yours were yellow.
Cleverbot: Where did all the time go?
User: INTO MAH BELLY!!!
Cleverbot: A super learning ninga computer that floats in the atmosphere watching over those below.