Zenith's Kompletely-Amazing Game for Winners
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HAHA Zenith, if I could award you points for that post you would be getting a lot. Anyways you can't expect much from people scribbling around in paint. On a different note, I thought I posted something about Rhinos here a while ago, but that never happened, must have been a dream, or me suffering from brain damage from my current fever. Whatever.
And lo, the judging begins:
Last Place goes to:
Hyperbeem and batui4!
It's ugly, it's almost entirely Hyperbeem's color, it was a terrible shade of purple, and the text in the corner is hard to read. Really, the only interesting thing about this image is the Triforce, which incidentally contains the only thing that batui4 contributed. You both lose 15 points.
Third Place goes to:
Vulpix Yolk and Guy 89!
There's a bit more going on in this image than there was in the previous picture. But honestly, the image just feels empty. The shapes are very spaced out, and the canvas is huge! It's better than Hyperbeem and batui4's entry, but not by much. You both lose 6 points. You would've lost 8, but I'm glad that Vulpix Yolk didn't have to ask me what burgundy was.
Second Place goes to:
oyeah1988 and Darkvoid57!
There's a lot more in this image than in the two that come before it. I'm not sure what the symbol in the left part of the picture is supposed to be, but I'm sure that there's some kind of symbolic meaning behind it. There's also quite a bit of bizarre text, which is worth mentioning only because some of it says "ZK-AGW FTW", and I always appreciate kiss-ups. You both gain 6 points.
First Place goes to:
Afro-G and 42 chocolate!
This image was so much better than the other three. There was a lot going on, the colors were used at least somewhat creatively, and I will never cease to be amused by the pizza deliveryman. Also, I'm pretty sure that I saw that yellow face in the bottom right corner in one of my nightmares. You both gain 10 points.
That concludes Round 1 of Zenith's Kompletely-Amazing Game for Winners! oyeah1988 finally managed to get some points (and is still in last by a huge margin), while 42 chocolate has passed Guy89 as the current leader. Will he be able to hold onto his lead? Probably not, no! Round 2 will begin later today. Good luck!
Last Place goes to:
Hyperbeem and batui4!
It's ugly, it's almost entirely Hyperbeem's color, it was a terrible shade of purple, and the text in the corner is hard to read. Really, the only interesting thing about this image is the Triforce, which incidentally contains the only thing that batui4 contributed. You both lose 15 points.
Third Place goes to:
Vulpix Yolk and Guy 89!
There's a bit more going on in this image than there was in the previous picture. But honestly, the image just feels empty. The shapes are very spaced out, and the canvas is huge! It's better than Hyperbeem and batui4's entry, but not by much. You both lose 6 points. You would've lost 8, but I'm glad that Vulpix Yolk didn't have to ask me what burgundy was.
Second Place goes to:
oyeah1988 and Darkvoid57!
There's a lot more in this image than in the two that come before it. I'm not sure what the symbol in the left part of the picture is supposed to be, but I'm sure that there's some kind of symbolic meaning behind it. There's also quite a bit of bizarre text, which is worth mentioning only because some of it says "ZK-AGW FTW", and I always appreciate kiss-ups. You both gain 6 points.
First Place goes to:
Afro-G and 42 chocolate!
This image was so much better than the other three. There was a lot going on, the colors were used at least somewhat creatively, and I will never cease to be amused by the pizza deliveryman. Also, I'm pretty sure that I saw that yellow face in the bottom right corner in one of my nightmares. You both gain 10 points.
That concludes Round 1 of Zenith's Kompletely-Amazing Game for Winners! oyeah1988 finally managed to get some points (and is still in last by a huge margin), while 42 chocolate has passed Guy89 as the current leader. Will he be able to hold onto his lead? Probably not, no! Round 2 will begin later today. Good luck!
Oh me oh my, oyeah will never catch up! Unless someone uses Trick on Gardevoir, which we know will never happen due to Gardevoir's brain power. (Only the true smart, such as Zenith, may get what I am saying here)
Isuck 
Hyperbeem, Apple says it's supposed to be pronounced iSuck.
Alright guys, it's time to shut up and listen to Uncle Zenith, as Round Two is now!
Alright! In this round, you're all on your own. Essentially, I'm going to give you guys the start of a story. You need to continue that story. You may take the story in any direction you wish, but you have to abide by the rules I lay out for you:
And without further ado, here is the prompt:
ALSO, ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
funny =/= random. I am sick of random posts and such. They are not funny. You are not funny. *coughcoughoyeah1988cough* Put effort into your humor. If you can't think of anything hilarious to say, don't just insert randomness into your post. That will not help you. There is a reason that oyeah1988 is in dead last, after all.
That's it! This round ends at 5:00 PM EST on February 26.
ROUND TWO
EXQUISITE DEAD GUY
EXQUISITE DEAD GUY
Alright! In this round, you're all on your own. Essentially, I'm going to give you guys the start of a story. You need to continue that story. You may take the story in any direction you wish, but you have to abide by the rules I lay out for you:
- This round is Y-P-P-P-Y, meaning that you need to wait for three unique people to post before you can post again.
- All posts must be longer than 10 words, but no more than 150.
- Points are given for creativity, humor, and general writing ability in that order.
- Audience members cannot participate.
And without further ado, here is the prompt:
That's the prompt! Get to it.
ALSO, ANOTHER IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
funny =/= random. I am sick of random posts and such. They are not funny. You are not funny. *coughcoughoyeah1988cough* Put effort into your humor. If you can't think of anything hilarious to say, don't just insert randomness into your post. That will not help you. There is a reason that oyeah1988 is in dead last, after all.
That's it! This round ends at 5:00 PM EST on February 26.
The velociraptors were quickly advancing, pushing her towards the electric fence. She desperately turned around, looking for an exit, but there was no way to escape. Despite this inconvenience, she would not give up. She had tranquilizers, and she wasn't about to let them go to waste.
Eve counted the creatures. One, two, three, four, five of them.
Well, hope this works, she thought, raising her tranquilizer gun.
EDIT: (Not part of the story)
I should have included a waterslide.
Eve counted the creatures. One, two, three, four, five of them.
Well, hope this works, she thought, raising her tranquilizer gun.
EDIT: (Not part of the story)
I should have included a waterslide.
FAIL POST. DISREGARD. Zenith, i await my punishment.
Eve aimed down the sight, stared down a Velociraptor through the sight, and pulled the trigger. It was as if time slowed down for Eve, she could see the dart inch its way to the mighty creature. She could hear it penetrate its eye, the blood vessels popping, the bloodcurdling screams as the Velociraptor tried to get the dart out of its head. In its failing attempts, the Velociraptor clawed another one to death, before dropping to the floor, in a pool of its own blood.
Eve aimed down the sight, stared down a Velociraptor through the sight, and pulled the trigger. It was as if time slowed down for Eve, she could see the dart inch its way to the mighty creature. She could hear it penetrate its eye, the blood vessels popping, the bloodcurdling screams as the Velociraptor tried to get the dart out of its head. In its failing attempts, the Velociraptor clawed another one to death, before dropping to the floor, in a pool of its own blood.