Zenith's Kompletely-Amazing Game for Winners

"Is that what I think it is?"

"Yes, it must be... The only thing with that much power is..."

"Frieza."

A heavily muscled man stood next to a smaller one, both were staring at what seemed to be the White House.

"Vegeta, we have to stop him, Frieza and the aliens will wipe out the planet, and you will be next."

"Come on Goku, you are so touchy about those pesky humans. Fine, we'll go." Vegeta seemed a bit annoyed at this turn of events.

Meanwhile:

"Sir, our satellites have detected another ship."

"Contact General Simpson, I don't believe these are foes, but regardless, the first ship seems hostile, we need to use the ultimate weapons.

"Yes sir!" A short man replied to the president. He quickly pulled out his cellphone, "General Simpson, it's Agent Tosh, it's time to bring the Spiderpig out."
 
"How is the nuke doing well sir the guys who all got it died so obama what do you want us to do now?"

"Thats easy all we have to do is this."

*opens up a phone and calls Justin Bieber*

'Yes begin brodcasting that everywhere in the world thanks."

Mean while all over the TV screens.

"Baby baby ohhh baby."

*tons of people screaming *
 
"Is she singing the lyrics wrong? Looks likes she's finally lost her mind? Anyways, that was a great idea Obama."
"Thanks, I knew she'd be useful in some way, whether or not singing was involved, that's a different story" says Obama, "I actually though she'd be a suicide bomber...."
"Tell the CIA to hack TVs to turn the volume up, ALL THE WAY! They won't stand a chance!"
"Isn't that a little much... nah, you right."
*calls CIA
"Please hack into TVs around the world, and turn up and lock the volume, if thats possible."
"Yes sir, we'll try"
 
The people of the world scream and yell "Stop we can't take this anymore!"
But the Bieberbots don't respond and continue to sing and squeal a very awful and wretched tune.
Obama just stands in place while he lights up a nice cigar, he watches the people of earth suffering as he breathes in a cloud of smoke, and he does a diabolical laugh. "BWAHAHA*cough*HAHAHA*coughcough*....oh forget it"

Ooc: Man Zenith, you really test my creative abilities with these chalenges which I have very few of. :/
 
"Um Goku, what is that awful noise?"

"Earth music, I didn't really listen much when I lived there, but this is just painful."

"Meh, let's go, the aliens are leaving too, this music is horrible."

Meanwhile...

"Uh... Mr. President, what's with the cigar?"

"Oh shush, the plan worked, aliens gone, answer anything people ask by saying it was a... Training accident."

Even more meanwhile.

"The addiction serum didn't work, the game busted after the Bieber storm of death, pain, and horror which drove them crazy."

"Well, it's time for plan B, I got the idea from Toy Story... death by monkeys!"

"Uh, sir? Are you sure the Bieber thing didn't affect you?"

"Baby, baby baby ohhhhh!"
 
"HE"S CAUGHT BEIBER FEVER, WE HAVE TO QUARANTINE HIM"

"No thats not necessary, It'll just make one less lonely girl"

"GET HIM IN A CAGE, NOW"

Men in black suits came and took the man away, never to be seen again.
 
I think Zenith just needed a reason to take away the 100 points he gave batui4 in the first place.

The joke is very clichéd, though, no doubt about that.
 
I was already going to take points away, but when I saw it was batui4 who started it I figured I might as well take away the 100 points I had given him.

If I had let him keep them, I probably would have just started giving away more points at a time to people.

Note: The round ends at 5 PM EST today.
 
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