DNA

it's fine. They don't know how to react when it happens anyway.

Oh, so you're into those kinds of girls

If you don't explain how you even began to become interested, I can't help you

That's a question only you can answer.

I deny your cookies

DNA, Hahaha.

My week has been okay... We have had company so we have been doing cool stuff in Seattle, like watching the Mariners beat the Angels However my computer like exploded with colors so all my colors are different then they are suppose to so I'm trying to fix it. How about your week

Yeah I really like the blues too. The Latias looks more like a sketch than anything else. It's good, just not as good as this one haha.

DNA, we are just fine, thank you! I am just enjoying some cake that I helped make with my twin sister. How about you?

Oh, how insensitive of me; you did reveal yourself to be a lady, right? I should begin referring to you as Dana or Dani.

Unfortunately, with the former, you may still be mistaken for a dude.

With the latter, at least you have a song written after you.

♪ Dan's a freaky fish guy! ♪

I see you spying on everyone's profile, you freaky fish guy.

DNA, well one of my pokemon friends has been telling me that people are spreading really mean untrue rumors about me, like that I'm cheating (which I swear I would never ever do - I don't know how to cheat and I don't understand how cheaters even get away with it. Like doesn't your opponent just cut the deck and get rid of the cards anyway? I don't understand how cheating works), and that I apparently said some really mean things about some guy named Chris, (who I barely know - I don't even know their last name, and I didn't say anything super mean, I swear! He won't even tell me what the rumor says that I allegedly said) and it's making me really anxious and sad and mildly irritated that people in the pokemon community are saying these types of things about me and I want them to stop and I don't know what to do.

Hey DNA, can I ask you for advise?

Oh why thank you

DNA, Oh, I know what Effort Value is, I just didn't understand what EV stood for!

DNA, Oh, I know what Effort Value is, I just didn't understand what EV stood for!

DNA, I have a question. What is EV? Sorry, I do not really use abbreviations so I am not really sure what it means!

jesus h christ, francis

Is that a giant hornet?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's really well done. I like the Latios one better. The style is a bit cooler imo.