RE: Short Story Competition- Voting!
Unless a swarm of voters come in at the last second, I am going to be so bold as to say I've got this one won.
Also (I was gonna say this before but forgot), poll voting won't work because:
1. Guests can vote infinity times
2. It can't be clear who you want for second or third place
3. I can make it look like any story literally has 2893572935872352 votes when clearly that will never be the case, ever, even if every person on the planet voted once; this is clearly an exaggeration but the point is I can alter the poll to my liking
4. polls are stupid
The previously suggested... suggestion... is a good one. I'm pretty sure that bacon of all people is not silly enough to be swayed by a color or a name, and even if he is, it's only one vote. One vote isn't gonna be enough to make anyone win.