Chapter 18: Wow, Ilia is boring
With one traitor down and one traitor to go, Lord Green and the Etrurian army pushed deeper east into Ilia. It was cold and full of trees and soldiers from Bern. We had a few minor clashes as we progressed, but nothing to write home about. Mostly just marching and camping in trees and then more marching again.
Meanwhile, further east in a castle surrounded by trees and rivers...
Eventually the Etrurian Army progressed to the point where there were enough enemies and a boss nearby that we actually formally moved into COMBAT MODE. Spying some villages around, Green sent Skyleaf and Icarus to fly off and score some loot while the rest of the army slowly trudged through the forest, killing enemies as we went. It was a slow progression, and not very exciting.
Meanwhile, back in the castle again...
With the river frozen over, we were able to make even faster progress towards the castle. While Celever, TGK, and Silver held off the reinforcements, Vom powered to the boss and crit-killed him in a single round. After that, it was just waiting for Green to make it to the gate to cap and the castle was ours. We'd already killed all the enemies, but we did find someone interesting in the dungeons...
<Green> So, uh, Princess Mora... I wanted to ask you something...
<Mora> Yes Lord Green?
<Green> I heard some pretty disturbing rumours about your brother... that he might have... you know... *mumbles* killed his dad or something.
<Mora> !!
<Green> I know you want to end this war peacefully if possible, and so do I, but, these rumours... could you tell me the truth about them, if you know?
<Mora> I... I'm sorry, Lord Green. Please give me some time to compose my thoughts.
<Green> Alright...
<Mora> Yes Lord Green?
<Green> I heard some pretty disturbing rumours about your brother... that he might have... you know... *mumbles* killed his dad or something.
<Mora> !!
<Green> I know you want to end this war peacefully if possible, and so do I, but, these rumours... could you tell me the truth about them, if you know?
<Mora> I... I'm sorry, Lord Green. Please give me some time to compose my thoughts.
<Green> Alright...
Meanwhile, further east in a castle surrounded by trees and rivers...
<Soldier> Oh, hey, we brought that Professor Palutena chick you asked for, sir.
<BishopBoss2> Excellent... Bring her to me... >:3
<Palutena> 'Sup?
<BishopBoss2> We found this old tome in this castle and thought you might be able to use it for us.
<Palutena> I'm pretty good at magic and crap, so probably. Can I see it?
<BishopBoss2> Sure, here it is. *hands over* It's supposed to be able to alter weather conditions. I want you to use it to make a heavy rain that will flood the rivers and halt the Etrurian Army's progression.
<Palutena> *flips through the tome, looking at a few pages here and there* Well, I'll give it a go, for sure, but I can't guarantee that it will work exactly the way you want to, after all, it's pretty cold for rain, and I'll only be able to use it once... You sure you want to go through with this?
<BishopBoss2> Yes, of course!
<Palutena> *sigh*
<BishopBoss2> Excellent... Bring her to me... >:3
<Palutena> 'Sup?
<BishopBoss2> We found this old tome in this castle and thought you might be able to use it for us.
<Palutena> I'm pretty good at magic and crap, so probably. Can I see it?
<BishopBoss2> Sure, here it is. *hands over* It's supposed to be able to alter weather conditions. I want you to use it to make a heavy rain that will flood the rivers and halt the Etrurian Army's progression.
<Palutena> *flips through the tome, looking at a few pages here and there* Well, I'll give it a go, for sure, but I can't guarantee that it will work exactly the way you want to, after all, it's pretty cold for rain, and I'll only be able to use it once... You sure you want to go through with this?
<BishopBoss2> Yes, of course!
<Palutena> *sigh*
Eventually the Etrurian Army progressed to the point where there were enough enemies and a boss nearby that we actually formally moved into COMBAT MODE. Spying some villages around, Green sent Skyleaf and Icarus to fly off and score some loot while the rest of the army slowly trudged through the forest, killing enemies as we went. It was a slow progression, and not very exciting.
Meanwhile, back in the castle again...
<BishopBoss2> Alright... alright... excellent. They're close enough now. Professor, fire that tome!
<Palutena> And you're not at all concerned about my warnings that this probably isn't going to work the exact way you want it to?
<BishopBoss2> Just do what I tell you, alright? I want you to use that spell. NOW. >_<
<Palutena> Alright... here goes nothing... *spell*
<BishopBoss2> Wait, what? The rivers are freezing over? That's not what I told you to do at all!
<Palutena> Well, I did tell you that I couldn't predict exactly what the spell would do. It's probably too &*$%ing cold up here for rain.
<BishopBoss2> Argh, this is so awful! YOU are so awful. >_< Soldiers! Lock this old hag in the dungeons.
<Palutena> *sigh*
<Palutena> And you're not at all concerned about my warnings that this probably isn't going to work the exact way you want it to?
<BishopBoss2> Just do what I tell you, alright? I want you to use that spell. NOW. >_<
<Palutena> Alright... here goes nothing... *spell*
<BishopBoss2> Wait, what? The rivers are freezing over? That's not what I told you to do at all!
<Palutena> Well, I did tell you that I couldn't predict exactly what the spell would do. It's probably too &*$%ing cold up here for rain.
<BishopBoss2> Argh, this is so awful! YOU are so awful. >_< Soldiers! Lock this old hag in the dungeons.
<Palutena> *sigh*
With the river frozen over, we were able to make even faster progress towards the castle. While Celever, TGK, and Silver held off the reinforcements, Vom powered to the boss and crit-killed him in a single round. After that, it was just waiting for Green to make it to the gate to cap and the castle was ours. We'd already killed all the enemies, but we did find someone interesting in the dungeons...
<Palutena> Hey, thanks for letting me out of there.
<Green> You're welcome, but, uh, who are you and why were you locked in here? o_o;
<Palutena> My name is Palutena. I'm a hermit that lives in the mountains and studies magic, so the locals dubbed me a Professor of sorts. As for why I'm here... well, mostly because I couldn't cast a spell like that boss guy wanted me to.
<Green> So, wait, if you were casting a spell for that guy... does that mean you're working for Bern?
<Palutena> Oh, don't you be ordering me back into that cell again. Yes, I was helping out Bern's army, but that was just a ruse. I wanted to get close to them so I could check out their dragons is all. I could sense them, you know, in their army. They give off this evil stench. Phew! I did some studying about them on my own, of course, but I wanted to see them and investigate them up close.
<Green> Is there anything interesting you can tell us?
<Palutena> Well, I'm pretty sure that Bern has resurrected the demon dragon.
<Everyone> :O!
<Palutena> It's the only explanation I can think of as to why Bern has so many of things because they normally reproduce hella slow. But the demon dragon can pop out more dragons create more dragon as simple as baking a pie.
<Green> I guess that makes sense.
<Palutena> Say, since you're kicking Bern's asses and all, mind if I join up with you? Seems like that's my best bet for learning more about these dragons, and I like you guys better than them. I can be a big help, too.
<Green> Sure! You'd be welcome aboard.
<Green> You're welcome, but, uh, who are you and why were you locked in here? o_o;
<Palutena> My name is Palutena. I'm a hermit that lives in the mountains and studies magic, so the locals dubbed me a Professor of sorts. As for why I'm here... well, mostly because I couldn't cast a spell like that boss guy wanted me to.
<Green> So, wait, if you were casting a spell for that guy... does that mean you're working for Bern?
<Palutena> Oh, don't you be ordering me back into that cell again. Yes, I was helping out Bern's army, but that was just a ruse. I wanted to get close to them so I could check out their dragons is all. I could sense them, you know, in their army. They give off this evil stench. Phew! I did some studying about them on my own, of course, but I wanted to see them and investigate them up close.
<Green> Is there anything interesting you can tell us?
<Palutena> Well, I'm pretty sure that Bern has resurrected the demon dragon.
<Everyone> :O!
<Palutena> It's the only explanation I can think of as to why Bern has so many of things because they normally reproduce hella slow. But the demon dragon can pop out more dragons create more dragon as simple as baking a pie.
<Green> I guess that makes sense.
<Palutena> Say, since you're kicking Bern's asses and all, mind if I join up with you? Seems like that's my best bet for learning more about these dragons, and I like you guys better than them. I can be a big help, too.
<Green> Sure! You'd be welcome aboard.
Current Team!Lord Green - Lv. 20 Lord
DNA - Lv. 5 Paladin
Jabber - Lv. 8 Paladin
TGK - Lv. 5 Sage
Vom - Lv. 7 Swordmaster
Celever - Lv. 11 Bishop
Athena - Lv. 8 Sage
Brave - Lv. 6 Berserker
Skyleaf - Lv. 9 Wyvern Lord
Silver - Lv. 5 Druid
Icarus - Lv. 5 Wyvern Lord
BB - Lv. 20 Thief
Keeper - Lv. 20 Dancer
SM - Lv. 1 Manakete
Player Notes
Kind of a boring chapter, really. The super dense trees make progression painfully slow for everyone but Skyleaf and Icarus. I sent them flying about to visit the villages and Icarus scored quite a few kills to get him back up to speed with everyone else. Despite some poor accuracy luck, he's doing fairly nicely.
Today we finally meet our final party member, Palutena, but we don't actually get her until next chapter. As such, I'll be doing another unit recap tomorrow after I can see her stats and get some use out of her to compare her to the others. From what I remember, though, she's hella useful for a prepromote.
I would probably write more but my stomach hurts and my head hurts and I have errands to run. So, uh, enjoy the chapter! See you tomorrow. <3