Finished Attempt to Kill Uberchu V.whatever

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Ah but I come and kill Uberchu, letting him live

and pokechamp, I'd have said win there :D

*inserts uberchu into vending machine and then throws uberchu at the NP*
 
Uberchu is sooooooooooooooooo heavy you can't pick him up.



pikachu4461 said:
I tractor beam uberchu into the sun

It is plugged in
uberchu is instantly unpowered even before the tracter beam hits
no one is around
there is a giant unbreakable cage around the tractor beam
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Unfortunatly, my Emerald Kadabra uses Teleport, to get me into the cage, where I de-activate the beam, but don't restore Uberchu's powers.

In his present state, I get my lvl 82 Torterra to use Earthquake. It's super effective, and sends him into the lava of Stark Mountain, where he is still powerless. This reverts him into a normal Pikachu. Then a serial killer shoots him. I then send him back, using my time machine, 65 million years ago, where he gets squashed flat by the giant meteorite. Then I drop him right next to the Siberian Traps, 250 million years ago. They erupt, and the Uberchu-turned-Pikachu gets burnt to a crisp. Finally, I take him to Venus, where he turns to a flat, burnt, jelly-like substance due to the pressure. He then melts due to the acid rain. I then drop his liquid/gas form in a black hole, and explode it with a nearby supernova, so all traces of him are vaporised. To make sure, I vaporise that galaxy (Andromeda). Arceus now under my control, with the help of my Torterra, Dialga, Manaphy, 4 Phiones and a Phione egg, destroys the land of the dead, so even the dead for of him doesn't exist. Then I get Arceus to destroy his ghost, then kill himself with Meteorite onwards methods. The ghost/dead forms destroy themselves, and this topic is closed as Uberchu is dead. this is not a dream, simulation, daydream, nightmare, imagination, or any other way not happened. Also, no-one deletes this post.
 
Uberchu Uses Protect.

After having Arceus make Dialka198 do his plan, I free Uberchu, do my last plan, but instead Torterra has had a Iron, X Attack, Dire Hit, and is holding a new item called NeverMissCap. It makes the holder's attacks never miss.
 
Silly lickilicky, the cake is a lie.

I pour salad dressing on Uberchu.
Salad dressing of DOOM!
 
he eats the salad dressing, mm tastes like doom and death and despair

I make uberchu get tickled by my brother and my brother can tickle me off the computer, now thats something XD
Anyway the tickle kills uberchu
 
Until a giant lobster that chops off your hands comes out of nowhere and revives uberchu with C.P.R.
 
Uberchu chops your head off because you made no attempt.

I lure Uberchu into a room full of fat guys, then put a twinkie in front of him.
 
Uberchu relearns all of them and kills you.


I make Uberchu face my team in Explorers of Time: TEAM TEMPORAL!!
It consists of:Lv. 100 Blaziken. Moveset:Dig, Blast burn, Sky uppercut, Stone edge.Lv.100 Sceptile.Moveset:Brick break, Leaf blade, Energy ball,Earthquake.
 
You were dreaming.

Last plan, but remember, Dialkia198's plan remove Uberchu's powers, and there was no time to return them.
 
As I said before, Uberchu jumps and dodges the earthquake.

I give Uberchu a can of Falcon Punch.
 
Uberchu drinks the falcon punch! It tasted like strawberry!


shocker_125 said:
And NOW...I KILL UBERCHU!!!!! MWAHAHAHA

I put uberchu into an enclosed Toaster, that is shockproof, waterproof, and unbreakable, by any means.

-the toaster is plugged in
-there is not a single spot inside of said toaster that does not have heating coils
-they heat to thousands of degrees
-they are not affected by water
-they are unbreakable
-they is no short circuting from electricity
-there is no one there to save him, and even if there was, the toaster's controls are not reachable at all, from ANYONE after I turn them on with a remote then destroy the remote, and throw it to the bottom of the ocean.
-everything is fully funtional
-toaster is so secured, that is unbreakable by any means AT ALL
-there is multiple sources of power (I.e solar, wind, gas, EVERYTHING, including a VERY long extension cord), most of which can not stop producing power
-uberchu slowly goes insane, thus renaming himself to hopelesschu, and accepting his slow and ever-so painful death.

I can't help but think that I'm forgetting something, that will make helplesschu easily saveable...but in case I didnt....

GOOD LUCK SAVING HIM NOW!!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH

0 HP DEAD
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I cut the cords connecting to the toaster. No power sources = useless toaster.

I pat Dialkia's head for the response he made, then I unleash Fawful's fury on Uberchu.
 
chuck norris failed to kill uberchu i doubt fawful is going to do any better


i shoot uberchu with a nullifying ray that paralyzes uberchu before it hits then do that thing zero did with giratina in the movie so i have all of uberchus powers and uberchu is destroyed and if anything goes wrong uberchu will be so weak that i shoot uberchu with a machine gun and if uberchu somehow gets revived i repeat the whole process again
 
"Honey, are you playing that game again?"
"Yeah."
"You've been playing it too much. I'm turning it off."
"NO! MOM! I just came up with the perfect plan! I was just about to kill Ube-"
"There, I turned it off. To your room."
"Yes, mommy."

I throw a Companion Cube at Uberchu.
 
it fails
Slowpoke127 said:
I shoot uberchu with a nullifying ray that paralyzes uberchu before it hits then do that thing zero did with giratina in the movie so I have all of uberchus powers and uberchu is destroyed and if anything goes wrong uberchu will be so weak that I shoot uberchu with a machine gun and if uberchu somehow gets revived I repeat the whole process again
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