Finished Attempt to Kill Uberchu V.whatever

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Finish who? I assume you meant Neptune. Stop picking on the 8th planet, you bullies...

I unleash the Falcon Punch on Uberchu.
 
He sprays shaving cream at it, causing it to slow down so much that it dosnt hurt him

I put uberchu in a bowl of cereal and he's allaergic to milk and the milk allergy causes him to explode D:
 
Who do you mean by him? I assume you mean neptune. Well, joke's on you. Neptune is not allergic to milk.



I hand Uberchu a pipe bomb in a ketchup bottle(Uberchu likes ketchup).
 
The pipe bomb only removes his powers, and his legs and all forms of leaving the ground

Last plan:
6294 said:
In his present state, I get my lvl 82 Torterra to use Earthquake. It's super effective, and sends him into the lava of Stark Mountain, where he is still powerless. This reverts him into a normal Pikachu. Then a serial killer shoots him. I then send him back, using my time machine, 65 million years ago, where he gets squashed flat by the giant meteorite. Then I drop him right next to the Siberian Traps, 250 million years ago. They erupt, and the Uberchu-turned-Pikachu gets burnt to a crisp. Finally, I take him to Venus, where he turns to a flat, burnt, jelly-like substance due to the pressure. He then melts due to the acid rain. I then drop his liquid/gas form in a black hole, and explode it with a nearby supernova, so all traces of him are vaporised. To make sure, I vaporise that galaxy (Andromeda). Arceus now under my control, with the help of my Torterra, Dialga, Manaphy, 4 Phiones and a Phione egg, destroys the land of the dead, so even the dead for of him doesn't exist. Then I get Arceus to destroy his ghost, then kill himself with Meteorite onwards methods. The ghost/dead forms destroy themselves, and this topic is closed as Uberchu is dead. this is not a dream, simulation, daydream, nightmare, imagination, or any other way not happened. Also, no-one deletes this post.
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Also Torterra wears an EarthquakeNeverMissesHat.
 
who's him ? i assume you mean jupiter

Slowpoke127 said:
I shoot uberchu with a nullifying ray that paralyzes uberchu before it hits then do that thing zero did with giratina in the movie so I have all of uberchus powers and uberchu is destroyed and if anything goes wrong uberchu will be so weak that I shoot uberchu with a machine gun and if uberchu somehow gets revived I repeat the whole process again
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Slowpoke127 said:
who's him ? I assume you mean jupiter

Slowpoke127 said:
I shoot uberchu with a nullifying ray that paralyzes uberchu before it hits then do that thing zero did with giratina in the movie so I have all of uberchus powers and uberchu is destroyed and if anything goes wrong uberchu will be so weak that I shoot uberchu with a machine gun and if uberchu somehow gets revived I repeat the whole process again
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It misses (the nullifiying ray) XD, long plans have the simplest flaws, oh and then I kill you

anywayz

I make uberchu straiten uberchu (his) fur and he's so gorgeous that Uberchu gets kissed to death D:
 
A mod deletes your post.

Last post, but I definitely hit Uberchu this time!
 
uberchu survives somehow






Slowpoke127 said:
I shoot uberchu with a nullifying ray that paralyzes uberchu before it hits (and will never miss) then do that thing zero did with giratina in the movie so I have all of uberchus powers and uberchu is destroyed and if anything goes wrong uberchu will be so weak that I shoot uberchu with a machine gun and if uberchu somehow gets revived I repeat the whole process again
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6294 said:
A mod deletes your post.

Last post, but I definitely hit Uberchu this time!
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And Uberchu is wearing a NonSurvivalCap, which stops him from surviving!
 
uberchu says they taste like chicken





Slowpoke127 said:
I shoot uberchu with a nullifying ray that paralyzes uberchu before it hits (and will never miss) then do that thing zero did with giratina in the movie so I have all of uberchus powers and uberchu is destroyed and if anything goes wrong uberchu will be so weak that I shoot uberchu with a machine gun and if uberchu somehow gets revived I repeat the whole process again then stop all mods from deleting my post
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Pokébeach closes.

I do my last method, but remember, he's already lost his powers!!!!!!
 
Gah oh noes, Uberchu cant be bothered to read the whole boring long post and dosnt get to the bit where he dies

I make uberchu zip and unzip my pencil case so many times that uberchu zips uberchus head open and takes out uberchus brain, causing uberchu to die D: how horrific
 
Uberchu can't commit suicide.

Last plan:
6294 said:
In his present state, I get my lvl 82 Torterra to use Earthquake. It's super effective, and sends him into the lava of Stark Mountain, where he is still powerless. This reverts him into a normal Pikachu. Then a serial killer shoots him. I then send him back, using my time machine, 65 million years ago, where he gets squashed flat by the giant meteorite. Then I drop him right next to the Siberian Traps, 250 million years ago. They erupt, and the Uberchu-turned-Pikachu gets burnt to a crisp. Finally, I take him to Venus, where he turns to a flat, burnt, jelly-like substance due to the pressure. He then melts due to the acid rain. I then drop his liquid/gas form in a black hole, and explode it with a nearby supernova, so all traces of him are vaporised. To make sure, I vaporise that galaxy (Andromeda). Arceus now under my control, with the help of my Torterra, Dialga, Manaphy, 4 Phiones and a Phione egg, destroys the land of the dead, so even the dead for of him doesn't exist. Then I get Arceus to destroy his ghost, then kill himself with Meteorite onwards methods. The ghost/dead forms destroy themselves, and this topic is closed as Uberchu is dead. this is not a dream, simulation, daydream, nightmare, imagination, or any other way not happened. Also, no-one deletes this post.
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Also Torterra wears an EarthquakeNeverMissesHat.
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I definitly hit Uberchu, and he's lost his powers, and doesn't need to read this.
 
Uberchu dosnt even attempt to read the quote as he has read it too many times eg: once.

I think maybeh some people need to come up with some new plans dontcha think?

I make Uberchu eat his hand and that is where uberchu's heart is, causing him to die
 
uberchu uses his hack to get to learn recover












Slowpoke127 said:
I shoot uberchu with a nullifying ray that paralyzes uberchu before it hits (and will never miss) then do that thing zero did with giratina in the movie so I have all of uberchus powers and uberchu is destroyed and if anything goes wrong uberchu will be so weak that I shoot uberchu with a machine gun and if uberchu somehow gets revived I repeat the whole process again then stop all mods from deleting my post and stop pokebeach from closing
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Uberchu's read that too many times.

I go back in time using my Dialga AND STOP UBERCHU FROM EXISTING!!!!
 
Did you read my post XD he gets angry at you and kills you before you can begin.

I make uberchu count all the clumps of mud in the entire world and it causes uberchus death.
 
Alright, I take away your power source (for the infinite clumps you made!), which is that Lickilicky doll I gave you, because you broke the conditions of keeping it.

I'm too annoyed to kill Uberchu, so I teach him Super-Protect, which prevents anything happening to him!
 
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