Finished Attempt to Kill Uberchu V.whatever

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well that certainly didnt kill him ( and I have two lickilicky keychains and about five hand made figures by myself)

I make Uberchu drink the ocean and he inflates to giant size, then he uses super protect befor he explode sausing him to deflate, sink to the bottom and be crushed by the water on top of him

all the hims/he's mean uberchu
 
I bring him out of the ocean with 3,000 cranes

I tossed uberchu in the oven and baked him at 30,000 degreas for 10 minutes he was very black when I took him out, he was dead(how ya gonna save him now)
 
Go back in time, Duh! :p

*inserts uberchu into vending machine, gets him out, all bones broken, throws uberchu at the NP, he wont move anymore, puts uberchu into the cooking pot, he gets eaten by cthulu and turned into atoms
 
I revive him.

I go back in time, while I am 50 trillion light years from him (he's blasting aliens), and I kill his parents before Uberchu is created.
 
ahah but but paradox cus, if uberchu wasnt born then you wouldnt have gone back to stop him being created. SO PARADOX!

Yay

I make uberchu eat burnt toast and it burns his insides
 
The burnt toast is put in the freezer for about 2 minutes, nullifying the burntastical burn of the burn-the-insides burnt toast.

I throw a slowpoke armed with an 1000 degree nacho cheese bomb at Uberchu. And yes, the detonator works. It has batteries. I checked. And the bomb is not a dud.
 
Rick Astley is too busy rick rolling people to be bothered.

I dunk Uberchu under water, place a sheet of ice on top of the water tank, and place a electrical charge in the water, electrocuting the (non-electric type) Uberchu!
 
The water tank had a hole in it, so Uberchu escaped.

I throw an anvil at Uberchu's head.
 
Pokefan4000 said:
Chuck Norris still loses.

I chuck a Weighted Companion Cube at Uberchu.
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You shouldn't have placed linking portals on Uberchu, and behind you. OUCH.

I ban Uberchu from the internet.
 
Like that's gonna' kill him.


LucarioXFroslass said:
Uberchu realizes nobody wants him to live, so he secretly asks Arceus to demolish him and anyone who overhears the conversation so no one can interfere and after all of that is done, all records of Uberchu are destroyed and no memory is left of him and nothing could ever bring any demolished
(noun) back to life. His plan works...
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Uberchu killz you for not trying to kill him.

I befriend Uberchu, and then assassinate him in his sleep with a really long knife.
 
It's to dark for you to see anything, so you miss and hit the bed.

I have Pikachu fight Meta Knight, Link, and Ike in a sword duel.
 
so? Pikachu dies. Uberchu laughs at Pikachu's death.

Uberchu spontaneously combusts, instantly killing him.
 
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