Finished Attempt to Kill Uberchu V.whatever

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Dialkia198 said:
You can't command Uberchu.



I trap Uberchu in a room that only has me in it then I drink Felix Felicis potion(Which makes you unable to fail), then use my mithril crossbow to kill Uberchu. And, as usual, I have infinity crossbow bolts. The door is locked.
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P.S. I am not in the mood for anything when I try to kill Uberchu
 
You can't the jeans on in the first place.

Landmasters surround Uberchu, and then the Landmasters open fire at Uberchu
 
Uberchu is like a phoenix, nitwit. He's reborn from the ashes.


I simply punch him in the face with frustration of a thousand...fists. or Fistyness.​
 
He still has 859 HP left, he has very high HP...

I make Uberchu go to some place where all the people are trained Uberchu fighter's ( xD) and they all hate him with the burning intensity of a thousand desert suns.
 
OH MY GOD UBERCHU STILL HASN'T DIED?!

Since like... Last November.

Anyway Uberchu just kills all the fighters.

I'll ban the next person who tries to save uberchu.
 
The previous post didn't put Uberchu's life in mortal danger...

I give Uberchu such a bad haircut that he dies of humiliation.
 
How? You did not specify how you killed Uberchu.

I have Uberchu fight a rubber suit-wearing pod of orcas. The orcas are in a pool, and there is no way out of the pool. Also, there is no land for miles.
 
Uberchu gets out a deep friers, and fries the orca to make orca nuggets. Uberchu drinks all the water.


I rip out uberchu's brain.
 
(has anyone seen commercial for the movie monsters vs aliens) It turns out, you don't need a brain

I make groudon eat Uberchu, Darkrai putting groundon to endless sleep and Arceus to move groudon into a new dimension. Arceus then destroys the dimension
 
Uberchu Has a pet shaymin *seed flare makes dimensional rip*

I make Uberchu eat a hot-dog that is so hot he burns to dath ( btw It's not a hot dog as in the sausagey type thing it's a dog that is hot xD)
 
he ''fell'' into a black hole? ''fell'' which means it happened before. so how come Uberchu is still around?



i assassinate Uberchu and all his relatives while wearing rubber
 
Exactly how does that kill him?

I dice him up and separate his body parts underground in each other the continents
 
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