If you sheer colded him you missed
Slowpoke: Uberchu's ability is dance, you press B and he dances, seducing players around him and causing them to love him. Uberchu falls in love with kirby.
I date Kirby in front of Uberchu ( D: the things I do to kill Uberchu)
Kirby accidentally kills you during the date. Besides, I'm sure Uberchu is already blind (deaf, tasteless, feel-less...) from so many other things hitting him.
I give Uberchu clorhea (A disease from the early 1800's).
kirby swalloes uberchu again (even that kirby's dead) and now he's uberchu kirby. kirby realesses uberchu and swalloes me insted now i'm Raichu King kirby.
Raichu king kirby takes a giant chainsaw and cuts uberchu in half uberchu's dead muahahahaha.
Your evil laugh was so bad Uberchu came back to life and PWNed you in the face.
Uberchu commits suicide because he realizes that we are going to keep on trying to kill him. He made sure no one could reserect him and that it was actually him.