Finished Attempt to Kill Uberchu V.whatever

[Sir-night]

I guess there is no point in you listening to the whole MINES EVERYWHERE part. Anyways, Uberchu is alergic to knives(???) and sneezes himself free.

I slam Uberchu into a wall, then slam myself into a wall.


We should make this a video. It'd be hilarious.

Uberchu is about 10 times bigger than you so you couldn't throw him. Then you were crushed under his weight.


I capture uberchu in a masterball, painted him into the shape of a pokeblock, and fed it to Snorelax.

 

[weavile132]

But Uberchu escapes!

I just stab him, and there is no way for him to be reincarnated, or for time to be reversed, he is dead, and i pretend to cry at his funeral!

 

[Slowpoke127]

you miss



i have kirby eat Uberchu and there is no way to get another Uberchu

 

[blazifan]

kirby spits out uberchu after copying the ability!

kirby uses the uberchu ability to kill uberchu

 

[Lickilicky_Guy]

Kirby: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORZ!!!
Uberchu steps to the side while kirby charges
the lazor misses

I make Uberchu Dance!

 

[godzilla898]

Uberchu Thunders you.

I blow up Uberchu with 5 Smart Bombs. NO DUDS!! ALL BLOW UP ON IMPACT!! No, Uberchu is not a clone, robot, drawing, illusion, mirage, hologram, decoy, cardboard stand-out, painting, Substitute, anyone or anything in a costume, a regular Pikachu, or a fake in any way, shape, or form. And no, I did not miss on the throwing of the Smart Bombs, and the Smart Bombs hit Uberchu, trapping him in a huge, powerful explosion.

 

[darkrai master777]

No effect.

Uberchu falls off a cliff

 

[Lickilicky_Guy]

He lands on rocks made of rubber

I make darkrai use his (awsomeness) to kill Uberchu!

 

[Veritas]

Unfortunately, Darkrai isn't as awesome as he thinks he is so it fails

I erase his memories so he doesn't know how to fight and then squash him with giant hammer

 

[Lickilicky_Guy]

He dosn't need to be able to fight to avoid a giant hammer -__-

I cram Uberchu into the vending machine

 

[Garchomp]

I put money in, press a button and I retrieve Uberchu.

I make Uberchu watch Balamory/Teletubbies all day and Uberchu dies of boredom!

 

[Lickilicky_Guy]

HE closes his eyes and ears ( and mouth and nose, heads shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes!)

I make Uberchu sing that song 10,000,000 times ( ten million)

 

[godzilla898]

What song are you referring to? Uberchu is confused and doees not sing.

I make Uberchu go skydiving, but I steal Uberchu's parachute.

 

[greeniax]

You stole his backpack! he still has his parachute. Have fun jumping!

I cause Uberchu to spontaneously combust using the power of MY MIND!

 

[Lickilicky_Guy]

Your mind isn't strong enough ( revise math!)

I make Uberchu go to a kindergarten and make him watch high school musical while the baby's scream at Uberchu.

 

[Kingdra King]

uberchu is death...he cant hear high school musical or the babies

snorlax runs him over with a bulldozer

 

[Lickilicky_Guy]

Its a shame snorlax didn't use himself because that would have killed him
Uberchu does 1000 press ups a day with three bulldozers on his back.

I make Uberchu DANCE

 

[Dialkia198]

Come on, that isn't going to kill an UBER pokemon!



I drink a Felix Felicis potion(Which makes you unable to fail), then use my mithril crossbow to kill Uberchu. Oh by the way, I have infinity crossbow bolts.

 

[Lickilicky_Guy]

He goes home. he has a crossbow proof house

I make Uberchu change his name To HAHA LAUGH AT ME I'M STUPID. then he kills himself

 

[Dialkia198]

You can't command Uberchu.



I trap Uberchu in a room that only has me in it then I drink Felix Felicis potion(Which makes you unable to fail), then use my mithril crossbow to kill Uberchu. And, as usual, I have infinity crossbow bolts. The door is locked.