Bacon-dex : We need entries!

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porygon: a pokemon created by humans, it can freely travel through cyberspace, however, it won't do that because viruses aren't pokemon so they'll kill him.

well... it seems that no one will listen to me (it was optional, not a RULE) so I won't care anymore...

virus: "scanning virus to obtain data"....bzbzbzbzzzzzzzbzzzbzbzbzbzbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbbzbzbzzzzzz jhj hajdfhdjgjhgkjshhfjsuan (systems wrecked)
bzbzbzbzzzzzzz
virus (talking) mooohahahahahaaaaa i'll rule this bacon-dex and then the world*throws the bacon-dex and stomps it, totally destroying it*
 
Er guys, I don't want to be rude but whenever you include the words "OMG" and type in capitals and junk, it really saps the humour out of it. Try and be more creative with your wording. And yeah, we really shouldn't do anything apart from pokemon like you suggested FPS, a lemon was enough... although, I'll create another section of the bacon-dex if anyone wants to do anything other than pokemon.



bacon-dex: Golbat

Look at it. Golbat is annoying to the nth degree and probably higher still. It flaps around at night, feeding on blood. Sometimes it will drink so much it can no longer fly, tries anyway, collapses due to exhaustion, and dies of a heart attack. Even its death is slightly annoying. In a way.
 
Zubat:
The blind Pokémon, it send out sound waves to see where it it going. Whispering in a zubat's ears is officially considered murder. Calling someone a "Deaf Zubat" is considered an insult. Whispering "Deaf zubat" in a Zubat's ear is just silly...
 
Crobat:
Having only 4 wings, life is difficult. Can't do anything but hover around. Eventually, he gets dizzy 'cause he keeps having to spin to stay in one place. Then it goes splat face-down on the ground.
 
bacon-boy said:
Er guys, I don't want to be rude but whenever you include the words "OMG" and type in capitals and junk, it really saps the humour out of it. Try and be more creative with your wording. And yeah, we really shouldn't do anything apart from pokemon like you suggested FPS, a lemon was enough... although, I'll create another section of the bacon-dex if anyone wants to do anything other than pokemon.



bacon-dex: Golbat

Look at it. Golbat is annoying to the nth degree and probably higher still. It flaps around at night, feeding on blood. Sometimes it will drink so much it can no longer fly, tries anyway, collapses due to exhaustion, and dies of a heart attack. Even its death is slightly annoying. In a way.
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thanks bacon boy! I needed some support... errr sorry for that stupid virus thing, if you want i'll erase it.
 
Metang:
A magician who was a fan of the story "Pinocchio" heard that there was a Metang that told many lies. So he cursed all Metang to have longer noses each time they tell a lie.
 
Bacon-dex: Linoone

Always runs in straight lines, and turns at ninety degree angles. Linoone often meets a grizzly end whilst trying to master the roundabout.

Bacon-dex: Zigzagoon

The curious pokemon. It will stare curiously at another pokemon until the other pokemon moves away. If it starts staring at another zigzagoon, it's there for life.
 
Sheime:
The bush pokeomon. You may be wondering why its legendary, its only like that because they are almost extinct. They are dying out because they are mistaken for grass and bushes. It usually gets steped on or wized on. It will mostly dies from getting wized on if a poisonous pokemon wizes on it. I like pancakes.

Sudowooda:
The tree pokemon. It may look like a grass pokemon but is actually a rock pokemon, thats probably why your fire team is practicly dead. This pokemon likes to disguise itself as a tree,which like Sheime, gets wized on all the time, but actually fights back. Hang on I got to wiz on this tree, ahhhh :D, much better, hey what the..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HELP!!!! SUDO!!!!!!
 
roserade: a pokemon that has flower bunches as it's hands, just as elephants for their tusks, they are hunted for those flowers, that's why trainers that have roselias don't evolve them.
 
Bacon-dex: Grumpig

Loading story... "Three little Grumpigs"

Play?

clicks no

Are you sure?

clicks no

Its a good story after all.

clicks no

Full of drama, suspense, romance and pigs. It's very good.

clicks no

Please?

clicks no

I'll keep on asking until you say yes, you know.

clicks off
 
Miltank:
Miltank's are always female. It often use Rollout on wild Pokémon or Human's. If Miltank is Happy, or round, it'll give you Moo-moo Milk. Some people Feed's Miltank with Heineken. An old Folklore says, if you breed a Miltank feeded with Heineken that the Breeded Miltank would give Heineken instead of Milk.

Heineken:
a Dutch beertrade. Heineken Stands for: Hij en ik nemen elke keer een nieuwe. In english it would be: He and me take each time a new one. so not Heineken, But Hamtetano.

Ther Heineken is for Explanation
 
Bacon-dex: Combusken

The chicken which can use Sky Uppercut. WHAT!!!!!?!?!? Sky Uppercut?!?!? I thought that only FIghting Pokemon can use that. Oh! Combusky is FIre/Fighting. *Combusky uses Sky Uppercut on the speaker**ouch!*
 
@c-m: i love that Vulpix

Fire Pokémon supporter said:
magnemite: a pair of stupid magnets that are sticked to a stupid mecha-eye that is crazy. awfuly stupid
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that's Magneton:rolleyes:
 
Metagross:
It has the intelligence of a super computer. This is due to the fact that the united states government tried to use Steve Jobs original prototype for a Macintosh originally called Meta-tosh, but screwed up the experiment, and so Metagross are now in existence.
 
How... how did you even FIND this?

I should probably warn you for this, but reviving a thread that's TWO YEARS old is extreme man. I'll leave it for now, but seriously, you aren't supposed to post in threads that are more than two WEEKS old, nvm two YEARS.

*Locked*
 
haha

This thread sucked after the first few posts anyway :[

scampy edit: Wow Ice Pokemon Master sure took a dump on my thread... :[
 
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