Writing Ban Wars: CHAPTER 10 IS FINALLY UP!! Its only half of CH10, but still read and post!!

Seth1789110

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This story is fictional. I am sorry to anyone who is offended, PM me with complaints. I am using members that are popular or significant to Pokebeach. THIS IS A COMEDIC STORY. It is supposed to be funny. I say these things cause they contribute to the story. Honestly, if you think I am serious, this story is not for you. Its supposed to be a light-hearted comedy. ENJOY!

~Beginning of Entry One~
Ban Wars

A long time ago, on the forums of Pokebeach., a mighty war began, between members and mods. This war raged for weeks, and many members fell, but in the end, they defeated the cruel mods. Seth1789110 led this revolt, and recently, these small journal recordings were discovered, and told of this incredible event. Behold, the Ban Wars.

PM To Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009.
Hey. I got the cards you need. Did you hear about how they banned d master342?

PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
No way. Serious?

PM to Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009
Yeah. He was saying how he didn't like how the mods were being unfair and banning and giving warnings more and more, and they banned him. Pretty scary thought, ain't it?

PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
Yeah. So you should watch your warning level. How many times have you been banned?

PM to Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009
Pssh twice. Don't worry, nothing bad can possibly happen. They are just going through a transition phase. It will be all over sooner or later...

And that's what I thought. I thought that they were just renovating. And during this renovation period, mods were a little more strict. Boy, was I wrong. See, I never thought anything was bad, until a certain game was closed and locked. The Ban Game. On June 6th 2006, the prophet Pokefan4000 created the game to show of the bad events to come, but not a single soul believed him. Instead, they played along, harmlessly banning each other, until one cloudy day, Zyflair stood, watching the members ban each other. He was disgusted by the act of banning for fun, and locked the thread, calling it spammy. When I was told the news, I was torn.

Zyflair was previously a member I talked to often, but when I heard he closed it, I had to consult him. But he refused to listen to my side of the story, and threatened to ban me. I was shocked, and I went to other members, who had brought up similar complaints. As I went to my Private Message page, I received a disturbing message from Celebi23. As I read the PM, I grew aware of what the situation became. What was so horrible about his message?

PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
Seth1789110! I have to tell you this fast before they find out. Me and the other TCG Rules Masters, not to mention others have just been stripped of our status. The power was given to Junior Moderators. The mods of Pokebeach are eliminating all the previous mods, all members who have ever been banned, and soon they will delete every member we have! You have to hu-

That was all I received before the message was intercepted. I quickly PMed my friend Frozendukie.

PM to Frozendukie at 8-25-2009
Hey. Celebi23 is banned. Previous mods lost their status. And now, almost all of us are going to get banned. We have to do something. Will you help?

PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
No way man. I don't want to get banned. I have done nothing wrong. You on the other hand have a lot to worry about. Sorry man, but this is your fight.

I was angry that he would not stand by me, but decided to not think about it. I went all the way down to the 'Gathering of Miscellanea' and decided to talk to someone, anyone, about what was happening. My thread was immediately locked, and I was warned severely by ShiningRaikou. It was late that night, so I decided to log off, and go to sleep. When I came back the next day, I had a slowly increasing amount of Pm's, all telling of other members who experienced the cruelty that the mods had dished out. For hours I debated, before finally sending out hundreds of Pm's to other members.

PM to Members at 8-26-2009
Attention. I to, have found the mods increasingly mean. So, I ask, join my resistance, and we will fight the mods. I understand we will lose many, but if we try hard enough, we will succeed. Try to recruit as many members as you can. And tomorrow, we begin our fight against the mods.

I left that day to do chores and go swimming, but when I returned, my PM box was full of even more Pm's. I managed to compile a list of members supporting me, and it topped 3000 members. Some of the members who did support me decided to join the side of the mods, and with their support, the mods managed to equal our numbers. The others agreed to help in secret to both sides, and the rest refused to fight. I was pleased, and appointed friends to help lead. As I scrolled down the page, when I reached the bottom, I was astounded. The most users online ever, it was nearly 6000, with every mod, and almost no guests. I clicked the Game Corner thread, and clicked New Thread. I knew, that when I hit submit thread, the battle would begin

~End of Entry One~


So hope you enjoyed it! Chapter one is on its way!




Info faq:
ATTENTION EVERYONE! Since this last chapter was the 4th, I decided it was time for a little info faq, to address any questions you have! Here ya go!

-Seth1789110 holds his sword similar to Sora does from Kingdom Hearts 2, and he runs in a similar manner, with his sword to one side, still pointing forward.

-Galefail's character has a similar stature to Hagrid or Pipsqueak(from avatar). His hammer extends in a way similar to Chain Blade in Ratchet+Clank 2. It looks like this: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/60243.jpg It looks like this without the tape, the handle is also much longer, about 6 feet long.

-Electimortar controls all kinds of magic types, but so far, he only has Electricity and Fire(Electi=Electricity, Mortar=fire). The fire emits from his hand, covering his hand in the fire. Electricity spirals around his other hand.

-Mods defeated: PMJ, Zyflair, Shining Raikou
-Mods seen: Scampy, Heavenly spoon, B-Ray, Holy Star, and 2 other mysterious mods

-The mods dress similar to Organization XIII until they reveal their faces, upon which the cloak disappears, and they get various armor and such

-The main hero team is already decided, so STOP ASKING

-Members on team: Seth1789110, 42 chocolate, Galefail, Electimortar
-Member cameos: CCloud, Dragon Rider of Pokebeach, The Power of Three, Lou Cypher

-The world? Well its like a massive prairie, like the world in FF7, and towns/cities just dot it. We travel across the plains. There is the occasional forests and stuff, like our characters are about to enter.

-The forest they are in is like the Amazon forest

-Appearances: 42 chocolate has a blue bandanna, with brown hair that hangs down on his face, covering his left eye. He usually wears a tank top of sorts now that he has acquired his current weapon(its a fricken ARROW mini gun, its like Vietnam commando...)
-Electimortar has sleek black hair, and a cloak. Something is hidden about his character.
-Galefail's appearance was previously described
-For me, I have hair that is semi spiky in the front, and the hair falls in the back. I have stream lined armor.
Loucypher: http://images.elfwood.com/art/n/e/nelsonco/ice_dragon.jpg
Scambacon: http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/11202007/4/d/a/b/4dab54a8bb5810_full.jpg

-Memes used: So I heard you liek Mudkipz, Imma charge ma laserz

-The castle: The castle, in its entirety, is Minis Tirith from LOTR. Thats exactly what I based it off of, and the plains surrounding it are what all the land looks like. Got it?

This is the faq so far. Questions? Well, I will post it into the first post, and edit it periodically. And if you feel something should be added or have a question that I may have missed(this is a basic one so far so...) please tell meh!
 
RE: Ban Wars: Prologue!

Thanks. Its going to be such an awesome story, there will be so many jokes and puns, but it will flow together nicely. I will be making fun of a few video games as well.
 
RE: Ban Wars: Prologue!

3000 people following you - that's some number. 1/4 of the population ;0

It's interesting to say the least. I don't quite understand the plot (I really haven't for most of these kinds of stories), but it looks promising. I'll be reading chapter one once it's published.
 
RE: Ban Wars: Prologue!

~Beginning of Entry Two~
I had awoken the next day, and turned in my bed to see the sky. It was a gloomy Saturday, and I knew today would be the day we begun. I went to my computer and turned it on. As I sat and waited, I noticed that the power light, which was normally blue, was glowing a bright green, but I looked away when the Internet browser loaded up, and I clicked the Pokebeach forum page. When it opened, my computer monitor flashed violently and a green light beamed from the monitor onto my chest. I titled my head in wonder before being completely enveloped, and disappearing inside the monitor. I slowly stood, and it appeared as if I was on a grass plain. In the distance I saw a group of n00bs running towards a small patch of woods, and they were carrying medieval weapons. A large roar was heard, and a large monster stood above the woods, and it swung its arms and killed the n00bs. I was shocked, and I ran towards them. I found one still alive, with with a leg cut off. He was dying.

"What-what happened? What is that? What is this place?"

The n00b coughed up blood.

"This-this place-is Pokebeach forums-and that-thing is one of the mods-"

"Which one? Which mod?"

Coughing up more blood, the n00b finally answered.

"S-Scamp-Scampy-"

I held him tightly, and I tried to put pressure on the wounds.

"Can I help you at all?"

The n00b coughed up more blood.

"No-I am about to be perma-banned-just watch out for the mods-"

And with that, the n00b closed his eyes and became perma-banned. I turned and saw the monster still standing, and I turned and ran in the opposite direction. I ran for a great distance until I came upon a very small run down town, but it had a few members. I slowly walked to it, and one came to greet me.

"Guys! There is another loner!"

I looked up and saw a man running at me. I took a deep breath and smiled.

"Hello-I am Seth1789110. I really can't tell where I am at all-"

The man laughed slightly and motioned for me to follow him.

"Well, I am Dragon Rider of Pokebeach! This is our village-we have been hiding from the mods-we sent a small party of n00bs from our village to find anything-"

I looked down.

"I saw them. I watched them run and-die-Scampy was there and he-he killed them."

The man's smiled slid off his face, revealing a face of sorrow.

"Well-then it is no longer safe here. Excuse me everyone, we are leaving! NOW! Pack what is most valuable to you-and we leave in an hour!"

He ran to the village, and I followed behind. He ran into a shack and came out moments later, holding a spear with a silver arrow on top, the staff made of some sort of metal.

"Use this-in case-something happens."

I nodded and took the spear, studying it. I sat down and admired it, and soon, a roar was heard. Dragon Rider came running up, with multiple other members, in gear with weapons. We ran to the top of a nearby hill to find Scampy marching towards us, with an angry expression on his face.

"Its-its-Scampy!"

Dragon Rider ran up next to me and held his weapon, a large blunt staff tightly.

"Get ready Seth! Begin the battle! Select: Attack! Attacks: Jumping slash, Running slice, Blocking stab! Select: Attack: Running Slice!"

I stared at him with an expression of both curiosity and pity. Kinda reminds me of pokemon games... He ran at Scampy, swinging the staff side to side before driving it into Scampy's leg.

"Isn't Scampy Bacon?!"

"Yeah! Just help!"

I stared again at him, but nodded.

"Select: Attack! Attacks: Slash. Select: Attack: Slash!" Well this is stupid. I am such a low level! Lame. I ran at Scampy and slashed at his feet, and he roared and slapped me away, hitting me into a tree. Soon after I stood, I heard a loud beeping noise, and saw things in red. Dragon Rider yelled at me.

"Your low on health! Quickly! Use a potion!"

I stumbled around before seeing him toss me a potion. I drank it, and felt much better. We continued to fight Scampy, but to know avail. He roared again and spread his wings and took off into the sky, leaving me and Dragon Rider there, panting heavily.

"Holy crap! Are all mods like this?"

"Yeah-its tough. But we manage to get through. Come with me."

I followed, and saw that he led me to a barn of sorts, where horses stood inside. He led two of the horses out and I jumped on one. They started to trot, but picked up the pace and ran across the plain. Of course, I was in no control of my horse, bouncing up and down with every gallop.

"Ca-ca-ca-cant these things r-r-r-run n-no-normally?"

Dragon Rider laughed at me.

"Sorry kiddo-you just gotta deal. We are coming up on our destination. Slow your horse."

"R-r-r-right-t-t!"

I slowed the horse to a trot again and walked into town, admiring the members there. A young man by the name of 42 Chocolate ran up to me.

"Hey there, you knew around here?"

I nodded with exhaustion.

"Yeah-yeah I am new. Why?"

He looked at me again and laughed.

"You look like a n00b."

I grew angry at this comment.

"What? I am Seth1789110, I am not a n00b."

His facial expression quickly changed.

"O-O I am sorry-hey Seth."

I nodded and smiled, and he saw my spear.

"Your not-taking on the mods-are you?"

I nodded again.

"Yeah I am. Why do you ask?"

He looked at the ground and twisted his foot in the dirt.

"Could-could I join-you?"

I looked at him for a moment and nodded.

"Do you have a weapon?"

His face brightened quickly.

"Yeah! Let me go get it and show you!"

He ran down the street and turned the corner, returning moments later with a bow and a stock of arrows on his back. I hopped off the horse and shook his hand.

"Welcome to the team."

He took out a bag of gold coins and bought a horse from a vendor down the street.

"Wait-they just sell horses-just-like that?"

He nodded and hopped on.

"Lets rock Seth."

I rolled my eyes and climbed back onto my horse and trotted down the road, eventually meeting up with Dragon Rider. I shook his hand, thanking him for helping me get back on my feet, and then 42 Chocolate and I departed, heading towards the next town.

~On the prairie~

We were making good time, when suddenly I felt the air around me shatter, and soon we were stuck in place, making a sort of T-Bag motion, with a small command prompt below, and three members stood on the other side, making the same motion. Some old school battle music suddenly started playing from no where. I was able to access the prompt first, and after I selected my action, a large white hand with the index finger pointing hung above one the members, and I could freely move it around. I laughed and chose the middle target, running at it and destroying it, earning me some experience points. 42 Chocolate also chose a different member and destroyed him, leaving just one member. It ran up to me and scratched my arm, but it was my turn again and I destroyed it. Soon after, I head a sort of victory chyme, *insert Final Fantasy 7 victory song* and we were back on our horses. We continued to ride, when 42 Chocolate stopped.

"Seth-the horses-are pretty tired. We should set up camp."

I nodded and looked into my inventory, and I found a Blazing Shard with the word new in orange hanging by it, and the item tent. I took it out and selected use, pitching the tent immediately. We looked around for some kindling and set up a fire. We sat around it. We talked for a few hours before finally going to bed. While we both fell asleep peacefully, we knew that tomorrow would be a rough day.
~End of Entry Two~
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

O. Well, I will change it in the upcoming chapters. Chapter 2 will be up next Wednesday at the latest.
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

Lol. Haha. You actually got around doing th-

Hey! Why am I only mentioned once in here?!
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

This is hilarious... but if you dare ban me in one of your chapters, I'll come looking for you! ;P

Pretty good, though. It was an enjoyable read. Keep up the good work.
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

Lol Zyflair. You will be one of the bosses, dont worry.

Pokechamp: Thanks! I am glad you like it.
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

Not THE final boss? XP

Ok, ok. Have fun with the rest!
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

No! The final boss isn't you. Here are a few of the bosses we will face:

Shining Raikou(this is going to be like one of the best fights, if not THE best one. I built this story around fighting this boss basically, but its not the final boss)
Zyflair
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RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

Hahahaha!
Wow this is amazing Seth!
I can't wait for more!
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

haha, I really wanna say that conversation from the beginning is real, but I could just be imagining things.
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

Haha! This is so awesome and funny Seth! Keep it up ^_^
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

I decided to do a dramatic reenactment of these events!

Seth1789110 said:
~Beginning of Entry Two~
I had awoken the next day, and turned in my bed to see the sky. It was a gloomy Saturday, and I knew today would be the day we begun. I went to my computer and turned it on. As I sat and waited, I noticed that the power light, which was normally blue, was glowing a bright green, but I looked away when the Internet browser loaded up, and I clicked the Pokebeach forum page. When it opened, my computer monitor flashed violently and a green light beamed from the monitor onto my chest. I titled my head in wonder before being completely enveloped, and disappearing inside the monitor. I slowly stood, and it appeared as if I was on a grass plain. In the distance I saw a group of n00bs running towards a small patch of woods, and they were carrying medieval weapons. A large roar was heard, and a large monster stood above the woods, and it swung its arms and killed the n00bs. I was shocked, and I ran towards them. I found one still alive, with with a leg cut off. He was dying.

"What-what happened? What is that? What is this place?"

The n00b coughed up blood.

"This-this place-is Pokebeach forums-and that-thing is one of the mods-"

"Which one? Which mod?"

Coughing up more blood, the n00b finally answered.

"S-Scamp-Scampy-"

me1.jpg


I held him tightly, and I tried to put pressure on the wounds.

"Can I help you at all?"

The n00b coughed up more blood.

"No-I am about to be perma-banned-just watch out for the mods-"

And with that, the n00b closed his eyes and became perma-banned. I turned and saw the monster still standing, and I turned and ran in the opposite direction. I ran for a great distance until I came upon a very small run down town, but it had a few members. I slowly walked to it, and one came to greet me.

"Guys! There is another loner!"

I looked up and saw a man running at me. I took a deep breath and smiled.

"Hello-I am Seth1789110. I really can't tell where I am at all-"

The man laughed slightly and motioned for me to follow him.

"Well, I am Dragon Rider of Pokebeach! This is our village-we have been hiding from the mods-we sent a small party of n00bs from our village to find anything-"

I looked down.

"I saw them. I watched them run and-die-Scampy was there and he-he killed them."

me2.jpg


The man's smiled slid off his face, revealing a face of sorrow.

"Well-then it is no longer safe here. Excuse me everyone, we are leaving! NOW! Pack what is most valuable to you-and we leave in an hour!"

He ran to the village, and I followed behind. He ran into a shack and came out moments later, holding a spear with a silver arrow on top, the staff made of some sort of metal.

"Use this-in case-something happens."

I nodded and took the spear, studying it. I sat down and admired it, and soon, a roar was heard. Dragon Rider came running up, with multiple other members, in gear with weapons. We ran to the top of a nearby hill to find Scampy marching towards us, with an angry expression on his face.

me6.jpg


"Its-its-Scampy!"

Dragon Rider ran up next to me and held his weapon, a large blunt staff tightly.

"Get ready Seth! Begin the battle! Select: Attack! Attacks: Jumping slash, Running slice, Blocking stab! Select: Attack: Running Slice!"

I stared at him with an expression of both curiosity and pity. Kinda reminds me of pokemon games... He ran at Scampy, swinging the staff side to side before driving it into Scampy's leg.

me3.jpg


"Isn't Scampy Bacon?!"

me4.jpg


"Yeah! Just help!"

I stared again at him, but nodded.

"Select: Attack! Attacks: Slash. Select: Attack: Slash!" Well this is stupid. I am such a low level! Lame. I ran at Scampy and slashed at his feet, and he roared and slapped me away, hitting me into a tree. Soon after I stood, I heard a loud beeping noise, and saw things in red. Dragon Rider yelled at me.

"Your low on health! Quickly! Use a potion!"

I stumbled around before seeing him toss me a potion. I drank it, and felt much better. We continued to fight Scampy, but to know avail. He roared again and spread his wings

me5.jpg


and took off into the sky, leaving me and Dragon Rider there, panting heavily.

"Holy crud! Are all mods like this?"

"Yeah-its tough. But we manage to get through. Come with me."

I got my webcam working, couldn't resist haha

Nice fic actually, hope to see more!
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

xD bacon.

This is very nice, hope you write more.
 
RE: Ban Wars: Chapter One is up!

I really love bacon's second photograph. Looking forward to more "dramatic reenactments" by other mods.
 
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