This story is fictional. I am sorry to anyone who is offended, PM me with complaints. I am using members that are popular or significant to Pokebeach. THIS IS A COMEDIC STORY. It is supposed to be funny. I say these things cause they contribute to the story. Honestly, if you think I am serious, this story is not for you. Its supposed to be a light-hearted comedy. ENJOY!
~Beginning of Entry One~
Ban Wars
A long time ago, on the forums of Pokebeach., a mighty war began, between members and mods. This war raged for weeks, and many members fell, but in the end, they defeated the cruel mods. Seth1789110 led this revolt, and recently, these small journal recordings were discovered, and told of this incredible event. Behold, the Ban Wars.
PM To Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009.
Hey. I got the cards you need. Did you hear about how they banned d master342?
PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
No way. Serious?
PM to Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009
Yeah. He was saying how he didn't like how the mods were being unfair and banning and giving warnings more and more, and they banned him. Pretty scary thought, ain't it?
PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
Yeah. So you should watch your warning level. How many times have you been banned?
PM to Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009
Pssh twice. Don't worry, nothing bad can possibly happen. They are just going through a transition phase. It will be all over sooner or later...
And that's what I thought. I thought that they were just renovating. And during this renovation period, mods were a little more strict. Boy, was I wrong. See, I never thought anything was bad, until a certain game was closed and locked. The Ban Game. On June 6th 2006, the prophet Pokefan4000 created the game to show of the bad events to come, but not a single soul believed him. Instead, they played along, harmlessly banning each other, until one cloudy day, Zyflair stood, watching the members ban each other. He was disgusted by the act of banning for fun, and locked the thread, calling it spammy. When I was told the news, I was torn.
Zyflair was previously a member I talked to often, but when I heard he closed it, I had to consult him. But he refused to listen to my side of the story, and threatened to ban me. I was shocked, and I went to other members, who had brought up similar complaints. As I went to my Private Message page, I received a disturbing message from Celebi23. As I read the PM, I grew aware of what the situation became. What was so horrible about his message?
PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
Seth1789110! I have to tell you this fast before they find out. Me and the other TCG Rules Masters, not to mention others have just been stripped of our status. The power was given to Junior Moderators. The mods of Pokebeach are eliminating all the previous mods, all members who have ever been banned, and soon they will delete every member we have! You have to hu-
That was all I received before the message was intercepted. I quickly PMed my friend Frozendukie.
PM to Frozendukie at 8-25-2009
Hey. Celebi23 is banned. Previous mods lost their status. And now, almost all of us are going to get banned. We have to do something. Will you help?
PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
No way man. I don't want to get banned. I have done nothing wrong. You on the other hand have a lot to worry about. Sorry man, but this is your fight.
I was angry that he would not stand by me, but decided to not think about it. I went all the way down to the 'Gathering of Miscellanea' and decided to talk to someone, anyone, about what was happening. My thread was immediately locked, and I was warned severely by ShiningRaikou. It was late that night, so I decided to log off, and go to sleep. When I came back the next day, I had a slowly increasing amount of Pm's, all telling of other members who experienced the cruelty that the mods had dished out. For hours I debated, before finally sending out hundreds of Pm's to other members.
PM to Members at 8-26-2009
Attention. I to, have found the mods increasingly mean. So, I ask, join my resistance, and we will fight the mods. I understand we will lose many, but if we try hard enough, we will succeed. Try to recruit as many members as you can. And tomorrow, we begin our fight against the mods.
I left that day to do chores and go swimming, but when I returned, my PM box was full of even more Pm's. I managed to compile a list of members supporting me, and it topped 3000 members. Some of the members who did support me decided to join the side of the mods, and with their support, the mods managed to equal our numbers. The others agreed to help in secret to both sides, and the rest refused to fight. I was pleased, and appointed friends to help lead. As I scrolled down the page, when I reached the bottom, I was astounded. The most users online ever, it was nearly 6000, with every mod, and almost no guests. I clicked the Game Corner thread, and clicked New Thread. I knew, that when I hit submit thread, the battle would begin
~End of Entry One~
So hope you enjoyed it! Chapter one is on its way!
Info faq:
ATTENTION EVERYONE! Since this last chapter was the 4th, I decided it was time for a little info faq, to address any questions you have! Here ya go!
-Seth1789110 holds his sword similar to Sora does from Kingdom Hearts 2, and he runs in a similar manner, with his sword to one side, still pointing forward.
-Galefail's character has a similar stature to Hagrid or Pipsqueak(from avatar). His hammer extends in a way similar to Chain Blade in Ratchet+Clank 2. It looks like this: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/60243.jpg It looks like this without the tape, the handle is also much longer, about 6 feet long.
-Electimortar controls all kinds of magic types, but so far, he only has Electricity and Fire(Electi=Electricity, Mortar=fire). The fire emits from his hand, covering his hand in the fire. Electricity spirals around his other hand.
-Mods defeated: PMJ, Zyflair, Shining Raikou
-Mods seen: Scampy, Heavenly spoon, B-Ray, Holy Star, and 2 other mysterious mods
-The mods dress similar to Organization XIII until they reveal their faces, upon which the cloak disappears, and they get various armor and such
-The main hero team is already decided, so STOP ASKING
-Members on team: Seth1789110, 42 chocolate, Galefail, Electimortar
-Member cameos: CCloud, Dragon Rider of Pokebeach, The Power of Three, Lou Cypher
-The world? Well its like a massive prairie, like the world in FF7, and towns/cities just dot it. We travel across the plains. There is the occasional forests and stuff, like our characters are about to enter.
-The forest they are in is like the Amazon forest
-Appearances: 42 chocolate has a blue bandanna, with brown hair that hangs down on his face, covering his left eye. He usually wears a tank top of sorts now that he has acquired his current weapon(its a fricken ARROW mini gun, its like Vietnam commando...)
-Electimortar has sleek black hair, and a cloak. Something is hidden about his character.
-Galefail's appearance was previously described
-For me, I have hair that is semi spiky in the front, and the hair falls in the back. I have stream lined armor.
Loucypher: http://images.elfwood.com/art/n/e/nelsonco/ice_dragon.jpg
Scambacon: http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/11202007/4/d/a/b/4dab54a8bb5810_full.jpg
-Memes used: So I heard you liek Mudkipz, Imma charge ma laserz
-The castle: The castle, in its entirety, is Minis Tirith from LOTR. Thats exactly what I based it off of, and the plains surrounding it are what all the land looks like. Got it?
This is the faq so far. Questions? Well, I will post it into the first post, and edit it periodically. And if you feel something should be added or have a question that I may have missed(this is a basic one so far so...) please tell meh!
~Beginning of Entry One~
Ban Wars
A long time ago, on the forums of Pokebeach., a mighty war began, between members and mods. This war raged for weeks, and many members fell, but in the end, they defeated the cruel mods. Seth1789110 led this revolt, and recently, these small journal recordings were discovered, and told of this incredible event. Behold, the Ban Wars.
PM To Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009.
Hey. I got the cards you need. Did you hear about how they banned d master342?
PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
No way. Serious?
PM to Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009
Yeah. He was saying how he didn't like how the mods were being unfair and banning and giving warnings more and more, and they banned him. Pretty scary thought, ain't it?
PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
Yeah. So you should watch your warning level. How many times have you been banned?
PM to Mapleboy86 at 8-25-2009
Pssh twice. Don't worry, nothing bad can possibly happen. They are just going through a transition phase. It will be all over sooner or later...
And that's what I thought. I thought that they were just renovating. And during this renovation period, mods were a little more strict. Boy, was I wrong. See, I never thought anything was bad, until a certain game was closed and locked. The Ban Game. On June 6th 2006, the prophet Pokefan4000 created the game to show of the bad events to come, but not a single soul believed him. Instead, they played along, harmlessly banning each other, until one cloudy day, Zyflair stood, watching the members ban each other. He was disgusted by the act of banning for fun, and locked the thread, calling it spammy. When I was told the news, I was torn.
Zyflair was previously a member I talked to often, but when I heard he closed it, I had to consult him. But he refused to listen to my side of the story, and threatened to ban me. I was shocked, and I went to other members, who had brought up similar complaints. As I went to my Private Message page, I received a disturbing message from Celebi23. As I read the PM, I grew aware of what the situation became. What was so horrible about his message?
PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
Seth1789110! I have to tell you this fast before they find out. Me and the other TCG Rules Masters, not to mention others have just been stripped of our status. The power was given to Junior Moderators. The mods of Pokebeach are eliminating all the previous mods, all members who have ever been banned, and soon they will delete every member we have! You have to hu-
That was all I received before the message was intercepted. I quickly PMed my friend Frozendukie.
PM to Frozendukie at 8-25-2009
Hey. Celebi23 is banned. Previous mods lost their status. And now, almost all of us are going to get banned. We have to do something. Will you help?
PM to Seth1789110 at 8-25-2009
No way man. I don't want to get banned. I have done nothing wrong. You on the other hand have a lot to worry about. Sorry man, but this is your fight.
I was angry that he would not stand by me, but decided to not think about it. I went all the way down to the 'Gathering of Miscellanea' and decided to talk to someone, anyone, about what was happening. My thread was immediately locked, and I was warned severely by ShiningRaikou. It was late that night, so I decided to log off, and go to sleep. When I came back the next day, I had a slowly increasing amount of Pm's, all telling of other members who experienced the cruelty that the mods had dished out. For hours I debated, before finally sending out hundreds of Pm's to other members.
PM to Members at 8-26-2009
Attention. I to, have found the mods increasingly mean. So, I ask, join my resistance, and we will fight the mods. I understand we will lose many, but if we try hard enough, we will succeed. Try to recruit as many members as you can. And tomorrow, we begin our fight against the mods.
I left that day to do chores and go swimming, but when I returned, my PM box was full of even more Pm's. I managed to compile a list of members supporting me, and it topped 3000 members. Some of the members who did support me decided to join the side of the mods, and with their support, the mods managed to equal our numbers. The others agreed to help in secret to both sides, and the rest refused to fight. I was pleased, and appointed friends to help lead. As I scrolled down the page, when I reached the bottom, I was astounded. The most users online ever, it was nearly 6000, with every mod, and almost no guests. I clicked the Game Corner thread, and clicked New Thread. I knew, that when I hit submit thread, the battle would begin
~End of Entry One~
So hope you enjoyed it! Chapter one is on its way!
Info faq:
ATTENTION EVERYONE! Since this last chapter was the 4th, I decided it was time for a little info faq, to address any questions you have! Here ya go!
-Seth1789110 holds his sword similar to Sora does from Kingdom Hearts 2, and he runs in a similar manner, with his sword to one side, still pointing forward.
-Galefail's character has a similar stature to Hagrid or Pipsqueak(from avatar). His hammer extends in a way similar to Chain Blade in Ratchet+Clank 2. It looks like this: http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/60243.jpg It looks like this without the tape, the handle is also much longer, about 6 feet long.
-Electimortar controls all kinds of magic types, but so far, he only has Electricity and Fire(Electi=Electricity, Mortar=fire). The fire emits from his hand, covering his hand in the fire. Electricity spirals around his other hand.
-Mods defeated: PMJ, Zyflair, Shining Raikou
-Mods seen: Scampy, Heavenly spoon, B-Ray, Holy Star, and 2 other mysterious mods
-The mods dress similar to Organization XIII until they reveal their faces, upon which the cloak disappears, and they get various armor and such
-The main hero team is already decided, so STOP ASKING
-Members on team: Seth1789110, 42 chocolate, Galefail, Electimortar
-Member cameos: CCloud, Dragon Rider of Pokebeach, The Power of Three, Lou Cypher
-The world? Well its like a massive prairie, like the world in FF7, and towns/cities just dot it. We travel across the plains. There is the occasional forests and stuff, like our characters are about to enter.
-The forest they are in is like the Amazon forest
-Appearances: 42 chocolate has a blue bandanna, with brown hair that hangs down on his face, covering his left eye. He usually wears a tank top of sorts now that he has acquired his current weapon(its a fricken ARROW mini gun, its like Vietnam commando...)
-Electimortar has sleek black hair, and a cloak. Something is hidden about his character.
-Galefail's appearance was previously described
-For me, I have hair that is semi spiky in the front, and the hair falls in the back. I have stream lined armor.
Loucypher: http://images.elfwood.com/art/n/e/nelsonco/ice_dragon.jpg
Scambacon: http://cdimg1.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/11202007/4/d/a/b/4dab54a8bb5810_full.jpg
-Memes used: So I heard you liek Mudkipz, Imma charge ma laserz
-The castle: The castle, in its entirety, is Minis Tirith from LOTR. Thats exactly what I based it off of, and the plains surrounding it are what all the land looks like. Got it?
This is the faq so far. Questions? Well, I will post it into the first post, and edit it periodically. And if you feel something should be added or have a question that I may have missed(this is a basic one so far so...) please tell meh!