Finished Crush A Wish! (you-person-person-you)

[godzilla898]

Granted, but you are stuck in Halo with no money.

I wish for a pet Vulpix.

 

[Dialkia198]

Granted, but it burns you to cinders.

I wish for a rock.

 

[Pokémaniac]

You get a rock, but it is stuck bewteen two dead birds.

I want my very own Shuckle.

 

[tsuni_the_kingdra_master]

Granted, but it hates you.

I wish Kingdra evolved again.

 

[Dialkia198]

Granted, it evolves into Lordra. However, it knows thunderbolt and zaps you.

I wish for nothing.

 

[LordZapdos]

Granted but people think your boring not having a wish so they kill you.

I wish for the DSI.

 

[don()shinobi]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I could create implosions by my own free will.

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but someone uses mind control, and you implode yourself.

I wish for a pet Pokemon that could not harm anyone.

 

[Full Moon]

Granted, but it is so wimpy that it died when you stepped on it.

I wish I had a Zan-paktu.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted. It eats your mother's left foot, and you are held responsible.

I wish that SPPf would finally load in my browser!

 

[Pokémaniac]

Granted, but then you realise that you're on SPPF.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

 

[tsuni_the_kingdra_master]

Granted, but nothing goes wrong, so the thread is broken.

I wish Uberchu WOULD DIE.

 

[Brawler]

Granted, but you die.

I wish i can have an invincible cheeseburger.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted, your cat wants it but can't eat it because it's invincible!

I wish for a hot dog.

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but it's loaded with poison.

I wish for a house to fall on my head!

 

[Dialkia198]

Granted, you get squished by the empire state building.

I wish for lasagna.

 

[One Approved]

Granted, and Garfield eats it. ^__^

I wish for me to win my weekly modified tourney today.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted, it modifies you forever.

I wish Platinum could come out in the US sooner than it actually is scheduled to be released.

 

[pokedude101]

Granted, but there are only 100 copies and 100 people got them, and you weren't one of them.
I wish Refridgerators could fly.

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but onw of them falls on you.

I wish for a pie.