Finished Crush A Wish! (you-person-person-you)

[Flygon Jedi Master]

Fairies are cool!

Grated except you die of boredom/hunger/lack of sleep/my army of seagulls.

I wish for a magical fairy to be my best friend!
(And no, it is not granted but everyone thinks I'm weird, that's mean! =O)

 

[One Approved]

Granted, but you make it mad, and it eats you.

I wish I had a shiny Shinx.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted, it turns into a Bad Egg upon arrival.

I wish I had a Weighted Companion Cube.

 

[Omnigross_98]

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish Snorchu would de-evolve.

 

[LordZapdos]

Granted but he became person as a side affect.

I wish I could be invincible.

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but everybody else becomes invincible.

I wish that Arceus was real!

 

[katamari roller]

Granted, but Arceus will be the size of a cookie.

I wish someone would rate my Spelling / Grammar.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted, they give it a neutral rating.

I wish I had a Shiny Chikorita.

 

[Flygon Jedi Master]

Grated, but it's so shiny you go blind, and it kills you in your sleep.

I wish for a flying biggleturnagy to exist!

 

[katamari roller]

Granted, but it becomes extinct in 2 seconds.

I wish for the answer to Stop n' Swop.

 

[One Approved]

Granted, but nobody knows what you mean.

I wish I had Wi-Fi.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish it was December 31 2009.

 

[don()shinobi]

Granted. But the world blows up a couple seconds after the new year starts.

I wish I could get any non-fake pokemon card I wanted in any quantity and quality whenever I wanted to.

 

[LordZapdos]

granted but you got poisoned

I wish I had a good pool table

 

[Rotom479]

Granted, but I get out a sledgehammer and break it.

I wish for stuff.

 

[Omnigross_98]

But you dont get it.

I wish Uberchu would commit suicide.

 

[Flygon Jedi Master]

Granted, but it takes you down with it.

I wish the next poster didn't post anything.

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but it was deleted.

I wish that school didn't exist but we still learned lots of things.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted. It's called homeschooling.

I wish for SONIC THE HEDGEHOG TO FINALLY DIE!!!

 

[Flygon Jedi Master]

Granted, except he does die, and I laugh gleefully.

I wish for Sonic to kill himself using nothing but a funny hat made my under paid nuns.