Finished Crush A Wish! (you-person-person-you)

[Flygon Jedi Master]

Granted, except it's constant talking drives you insane and you eat it.

I wish the world didn't have so many scary fat people lurking around it.

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but everybody die of starvation.

I wish for everyone to have a happy holidays!

 

[goldedda]

Granted, except the holidays never come.

I wish I win worlds.

 

[Full Moon]

granted, but you trip and knock over a candle and burn everything down and no one likes you.

i wish i had a real eevee

 

[::DF111::]

Granted but then you forget to save it

I wish I could write a epic story ^^

 

[don()shinobi]

Granted, but I steal it and publish it.

I wish I could blow up Saturn.

 

[Full Moon]

Granted, but it forms a million meteors that hit Earth and blow it up.

I wish I could make things blow up with my hands.

 

[Rotom479]

Granted, but you blow up your hands.

I wish it was Chirstmas already.

 

[goldedda]

granted, but you forgot about it.

I wish i could be on the dollar bill

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but you are dropprd in a wood chipper.

I wish I could be fit.

 

[::DF111::]

Granted but your plactick surgery goes wrong.

I wish i could draw !

 

[goldedda]

granted, but you ruined the Mona Lisa and have to go to prison.

I wish i could breath.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted. The room is filled with Methane, and you just happen to light a match.

I wish for a nuke I could through at goldedda.

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but it's a dud.

I wish for your dud of a nuke.

 

[Omnigross_98]

Your wish did not come true.

I wish I was king of the world.

 

[Snorchu]

Good luck.

I wish for a nice hottub.

 

[Bob Franklin]

Granted but I eat it.

I wish I could have a hottub removed from my stomach without me getting hurt or sick.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted, you die painlessly from the operation.

I wish I had a gravestone for you.

 

[Omnigross_98]

Granted, but I ignore it.

I wish I knew what the hell "Bakugan" is ?

 

[godzilla898]

Granted, but you forget about everything else, including how to breath.

I wish for nothing!