Playthrough Haunted's Black 2 CMT Chapter Six is up!

RE: Haunted's Black 2 Choose-My-Team

DNA said:
Artemis said:
He should be Poseidon, GOD OF THE SEAS.
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You say this only because its head looks like a trident.
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Maybe. >.> <.<

I figured the 7/8ths chance of a male would be good enough, but if you do luck out with a female, how about Mazu? Chinese goddess of the seas who also protects sailors; I think that would count towards surfers as well.
 
Re: DNA's Choose-My-Team Run-Through of Pokémon Pearl! Ch. 6 up!

Fair enough.
I'll start working on Chapter 1 sometime in the next few days.
 
Re: Haunted's Black 2 Choose-My-Team

Prologue will be up at about 5 or 630 tonight. You guys are going to love it.
 
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WELCOME TO Haunted's CMT, The Fourth Wall! HERE, YOU'LL SEE HAUNTED BATTLE-​
Um, bro, could you just... Could you just shut up for a little while? Like, forever? I find you're yelling to be terrible. Almost enough to warrant a blood sacrifice. Shut it. OH LOOK, SOMEONE'S TALKING!
As you can see, this CMT will suffer from a major case of HauntedWater insanity, which is why it's called The Fourth Wall. I'll probably break it too many times every chapter because I can and will. If this bothers you, then I'm so sorry, but I cant help you. We go now to... KA, what are you....​

<~KingArceus> Do you like what I did with this place?
<HauntedWater> YOU'VE CHANGED EVERYTHING!
<HauntedWater> Why are you in a skirt, though?
<~KingArceus> It's comfy
<~KingArceus> Shall we start?
<HauntedWater> !start
<~KingArceus> Hello, and--
HauntedWater mashes A button
<~KingArceus> Are you a boy? Or a girl?
<HauntedWater> Well, the boy looks like he's just too cocky, and it looks like he's seen some things
<HauntedWater> Meanwhile the girl is confident and cheerful...
<HauntedWater> ...And easy on the eyes....
<~KingArceus> This better be PG13
<HauntedWater> It will, Lord KA. It will......
<~KingArceus> What is your name?
<HauntedWater> Haunted.
<~KingArceus> Could you tell me about--
<HauntedWater> His name is DNA
<~KingArceus> ...Okay.
~KingArceus sends HauntedWater into the game!
***HauntedWater has left #limbo

The opening scecne happens, and you can see snowflakes flying around in the wind, as it is Winter time in Aspertia City. The flakes land in front of a woman, who answers a ringing Xtransceiver.

<&TPO3> Oh hi!
<&TPO3> Why, Aurea Juniper!
<&TPO3> It's been
HauntedWater mashes A button
<&TPO3> Fine!
***TPO3 has left #aspertia

***TPO3 has joined #house
<&TPO3> Haunted, I'm home!
<HauntedWater> meh
<&TPO3> Do you know Professor Juniper?
<HauntedWater> Who doesn't?
<&TPO3> Would you like to have a Pokemon?

Now, I decide to be a spoiled angry brat and say no to everything.

<HauntedWater> No.
<&TPO3> What?
<&TPO3> Would you like to have a Pokémon?
<HauntedWater> I'll have to say yes, wouldn't I?
TPO3 nods
<HauntedWater> fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeee
<&TPO3> Great!
<&TPO3> Do you know what a Pokedex is?
<HauntedWater> No
TPO3 explains
<&TPO3> Do you want one?
<HauntedWater> No
<&TPO3> I'd like it if you were a bit more agreeable
<HauntedWater> fine
<&TPO3> A girl named Bianca is waiting for you on the Overlook.
<&TPO3> She has a big, green hat.
<HauntedWater> cool story
<HauntedWater> 10/10
<HauntedWater> jk
<HauntedWater> even twilight is better
<&TPO3> Do you know how to open your bag?
<HauntedWater> ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?
<HauntedWater> I OPEN IT. HOW ELSE WOULD I GET INTO IT?
<&TPO3> By pressing X
<HauntedWater> ...
<HauntedWater> ...
<HauntedWater> I hate you
<&TPO3> Before you leave...
TPO3 has given +a to HauntedWater
<&HauntedWater> aw yiss

I try running, only to realize I have no running shoes. That is a first world problem. Damn. I walk outside, and... No. No. It's not possible. It's... It's...

<DNA> o/

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......

DNA and Kaori walk up to HauntedWater
<DNA> Did you get a Pokémon yet? I'm bored.
<DNA> You don't have one?
<DNA> hmm... you failed.
<&HauntedWater> I'm on my way to get one right now, though.
<&HauntedWater> derp
<Kaori> If you get a Pokémon, take good care of it, ok?
<&HauntedWater> Shut up.
<Kaori> Wow, you're nice.
<DNA> Okay...
<DNA> Let's go get your Pokémon... Together!
<DNA> There's something I have to do!

Of course, something else has to be unwanted.

<&HauntedWater> are you coming on to me?
<&HauntedWater> is this a set up?
<&HauntedWater> I didn't know you felt this way about me, man.
<DNA> Like I'd be attracted to you
<&HauntedWater> but I'm not a guy in this
<DNA> Like I'd be attracted to you
<&HauntedWater> Not even for Rule 63?
<&HauntedWater> or a Klondike bar?
<DNA> go home, you're drunk
<&HauntedWater> Not yet at least
<DNA> Kaori, go home
<DNA> You're creeping me out
<Kaori> But, I want to come with. I'm sure Haunted would like the double trolling
<&HauntedWater> That'll be an achievement for you.
<&HauntedWater> I'm used to dna
<&HauntedWater> go home
<Kaori> No
Kaori has been kicked from #aspertia (INTO THE DOME)
<DNA> gg

So DNA and I walk over to the overlook, which, for the sake of the story, I pass 50 times because I hate walking and it's kind of hidden. I get to the pathway, and DNA starts being DNA at me. I tell him to shut it and proceed up the steps. it's a nice view, but-- HOLY SHIT NO WAY!

<&HauntedWater> YOU!?!
<&HauntedWater> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
<&Drago_girl> I'm looking for Haunted. Have you seen...
<&Drago_girl> That's you, isn't it?
<&HauntedWater> ...
<&Drago_girl> Hello?
<&HauntedWater> ...
<&HauntedWater> ...
<&Drago_girl> I think I broke him.
<&Drago_girl> DNA, help?
<&HauntedWater> youre supposed to be in Arizona
Drago_girl adopts Quinn's voice
<&Drago_girl> Surprise, Motha(censored)!
<&Drago_girl> Anyway, I'm Bianca!
<&HauntedWater> you mean Tia?
<&Drago_girl> Bianca
<&HauntedWater> Tia
<&Drago_girl> Bianca
<&HauntedWater> Tia
<&Drago_girl> Say my name
<&Drago_girl> one
<&Drago_girl> more
<&Drago_girl> time
<&Drago_girl> I dare you
<&HauntedWater> Bianca
<&Drago_girl> good boy
<&Drago_girl> I'm here as Juniper's assistant.
<&Drago_girl> I have a request for you!
<&Drago_girl> Wanna help complete the pokedex?
<&HauntedWater> sure
<&Drago_girl> YAY!

So I guess it's time to get Tepig....
DG opens up a briefcase that is like, a bamf compared to every other briefcase, ever. I pick Tepig, and name him Midbus. I get the Pokedex after that. Then, I look at Tepig's stats, change the options, and save the file. Quiet nature. Could be worse.
With proper training, it won't be a hassle.

Team: Tepig - Midbus, Lv. 5
 
RE: Haunted's Black 2 Choose-My-Team

Haha. I like your story. You should get into comedy. :p

Although I'm a big fan of Fire-type starters, Tepig is the exception. Its awesome stats and move set will be helpfull throughout your journey though. Don't let it die.
 
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omg yeeeeeees aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

I may have just woken up, but this is the greatest thing I've seen all day.

There are 2 things to point out:
1) it's +a, not +sop
2) why do I not have a symbol by my name?

I'll probably have more to say later, but for now, I'm proud of you.
 
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DNA said:
omg yeeeeeees aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

I may have just woken up, but this is the greatest thing I've seen all day.

There are 2 things to point out:
1) it's +a, not +sop
2) why do I not have a symbol by my name?

I'll probably have more to say later, but for now, I'm proud of you.
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Okay, I will fix it.
And you will get one later.
Did you show it to Kaori yet?
 
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Red Rain said:
DNA said:
omg yeeeeeees aaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

I may have just woken up, but this is the greatest thing I've seen all day.

There are 2 things to point out:
1) it's +a, not +sop
2) why do I not have a symbol by my name?

I'll probably have more to say later, but for now, I'm proud of you.
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Okay, I will fix it.
And you will get one later.
Did you show it to Kaori yet?
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Currently reading it right now.
 
RE: Haunted's Black 2 Choose-My-Team

Excerpts:

<&HauntedWater> derp
<Kaori> If you get a Pokémon, take good care of it, ok?
<&HauntedWater> Shut up.
<Kaori> Wow, you're nice.
<DNA> Okay...
[9:14:39 AM] Kaotata: What do you have these people believe of me?!

<Kaori> But, I want to come with. I'm sure Haunted would like the double trolling
<&HauntedWater> That'll be an achievement for you.
<&HauntedWater> I'm used to dna
<&HauntedWater> go home
<Kaori> No
Kaori has been kicked from #aspertia (INTO THE DOME)
<DNA> gg
[9:16:12 AM] Kaotata: I must have left a terrible impression on Samurott.
[9:16:19 AM] DNA: oh no
[9:16:21 AM] DNA: that was me
[9:17:37 AM] Kaotata: I'm only aware of you making fun of my spelling.
[9:17:54 AM] DNA: I tell him that you are an even bigger troll target (for me) than he is
[9:18:16 AM] DNA: so obviously you get cast as the little sister
[9:21:12 AM] Kaotata: Once upon a time I was active on psypoke
[9:21:18 AM] Kaotata: And I do recall Sam from elsewhere on it
[9:21:28 AM] Kaotata: And then I wasn't.
[9:22:21 AM] DNA: and then this happened
 
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Red Rain said:
Also, what idiot refers to me as Samurott anymore? That's like, old news.
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Kaori does not know you by any other name.
In fact, Kaori stopped using the name 'Kaori' a long time ago. The new name(s) he uses is all my idea.
 
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Unless I can get access to the home computer, the next update will come on Tuesday. My dad decided to take his laptop with him to Philly.
 
RE: Haunted's Black 2 Choose-My-Team

THE FOURTH WALL CHAPTER ONE! I DONT KNOW! Part 1
TODAY, WE'LL SEE HAUNTED POSSIBLY LOSE HIS COOL AS HE HAS TO DEAL WITH THE EXTRANEOUS TRAINING OF HOW TO PLAY POKEMON! INB4 INSANITY!​

<&Drago_girl> Why are you still here?
<&HauntedWater> OH SNAP!

I leave the overlook only to have DNA start being all... Godliness or something.

<DNA> How long are you going to keep me waiting?
<&HauntedWater> for eternity
<DNA> You would die
<&HauntedWater> My CMT
<&HauntedWater> cry about it
<DNA> YOU GOT TEPIG!
<DNA> Prepare to be owned by my Oshawott!
<&HauntedWater> pls
<&HauntedWater> Oshawott I know in and out
<&HauntedWater> you're already defeated.

I'm not even going to address the fact that there was a conversation about the pokedex, or its contents. Except for DNA saying he wants to get stronger, which warranted my first bonding session with Midbus

<Midbus> Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
<&HauntedWater> twss
<Midbus> ^5
<&HauntedWater> ^5

Time to battle! Haha! Look at DNA, covering up half his face with a pokeball. He knows he's gonna get whupped. I tackled his Oshawott to death in four turns. Good thing Midbus was faster, because for once the rival AI decided to go balls to the wall like I do. DNA feels bad that he lost. I gloat.

<DNA> How about I throw another table at you?
<&HauntedWater> what?
<DNA> what?

DG tried to make it like we weren't just attempting to murder each other and heals Midbus for me.

HauntedWater mashes A button

I finally regain control and stop talking to Drohn in the chats for a couple of minutes to type and whatnot. Hng I hate how the text goes sooooooooooooo freeeaaaakkkkiinnngggg sllllllloooooooowwwwww like I'm an idiot who can't read. Oh, and I have ten pokeballs now. Now to Route 19. But first....

<&TPO3> you picked tepig
<&TPO3> merry Christmas...
<&TPO3> your father isn't coming back.
TPO3 gives HauntedWater Running Shoes
<&HauntedWater> AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
<&HauntedWater> wait...
HauntedWater looks at Kaori
<&HauntedWater> dafuq you doing here?
<&HauntedWater> more importantly
<&HauntedWater> how come you're still alive?
<&HauntedWater> where the frick are my sharks with friggin' laser beams attached to their foreheads and why are they not devouring you so I may harvest your soul?
<Kaori> Because I wanted to give you this
<&HauntedWater> your soul?
<Kaori> No
<Kaori> Town Maps
<&HauntedWater> oh...
<Kaori> Give one to DNA
<Kaori> or both, I don't care
Drago-girl has left #aspertia
<&HauntedWater> later people!
Kaori has been kicked from #aspertia (your soul is mine)
<&HauntedWater> bye
HauntedWater has left #aspertia

So, I now run to Route 19 and meet DG there. The running felt like I was back in a first world country, or a heavily oppressed third world country fraught with civil war. I loved it though. DG pwns a Purrloin as a crappy tutorial. Still a better love story there than Twilight, imo. I then return to mashing the a button. I almost get to Floccesy Town after getting a Potion that somebody left behind on the ground because they were lazy. Their soul is mine now anyway. Before entering the town, a familiar voice stops me.

<~???>EvilMelon!

Team:
Tepig - Midbus, Lv. 6
 
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<&TPO3> you picked tepig
<&TPO3> merry Christmas...
<&TPO3> your father isn't coming back.
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It's because you chose Tepig. One should not choose Tepig. Your father knew this.

Great chapter though! :D Looking forward to the next.

<~???>EvilMelon!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ThisThisThis.
 
RE: Haunted's Black 2 CMT Chapter One is up!

So TT is Super Saiyan Alder? Hmmm...
In other news, Tepig killed your father, it looks like. gg
 
RE: Haunted's Black 2 CMT Chapter One is up!

Because I'm anxious to catch up and make up for Friday's lost time, here's Chapter Two.
Also, this:
Drohn finished reading
<HWCMT>: yay
<Drohn>: nice chapter
<Drohn>: me likey
<HWCMT>: dat ending doe
<Drohn>: omg D: i didnt even notice
<Drohn>: EVILMELON
<HWCMT>: indeed
<Drohn>: who is that
<HWCMT>: youll see
<Drohn>: I forgot who stops you there
<Drohn>: cheren?
<HWCMT>: alder
<Drohn>: D:
<Drohn>: awesomeeee
<Drohn>: <3
<HWCMT>: it only makes sense
<HWCMT>: dude with awesome hair irl shall play dude with awesome hair in-game
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LAST TIME, ON DRAGONBALL Z... HAUNTED BEAT THE EVIL DNA AND DID THINGS THAT ARE UNIMPORTANT. LOOK, A LOT OF THINGS WERE DONE, AND I'M NOT SO SURE ABOUT THEM, SO JUST KEEP READING, M'KAY? THIS IS PART ZWEI OF CHAPTER ONE, SO IT'S CHAPTER TWO. YES, I FORGOT THE NAME.
CRY ABOUT IT.​

<~???> My name is Drohn.
<~Drohn> I travel the world and spread
<&HauntedWater> knock off the act man
<~Drohn> but
<&HauntedWater> knock it off
<~Drohn> but I'm alder
<&HauntedWater> the creator of the butt-dex is amazing
<&HauntedWater> not alder
<&HauntedWater> so-
Drohn jumps from possibly lethal heights and survives
<&HauntedWater> SONOFABITCH
<&HauntedWater> why am I always underpowered?
<~Drohn> because you didn't create the... what was it again?
<&HauntedWater> butt-dex?
<~Drohn> yes, that
<&HauntedWater> you forget EVERYTIME
<&HauntedWater> you butt
<Charizard> No, you are, HauntedWater
<&HauntedWater> ...
Charizard has been kicked from #floccesy (shut it)

So Drohn appears like the bamf he is and does things. then hnnnngggggg another scripted thing. He eventually asks why I have two town maps and I say because Kaori is weird like that.

<~Drohn> go to the ranch
<~Drohn> DNA will be there
<~Drohn> Then come back. I'll be here.
<&HauntedWater> this sounds like a setup, but okay.
HauntedWater has left #floccesy

So off to the ranch I go. I turn on Bloodsimple to stop myself from getting the pokemon songs in my head. *shudders*
There is some guy who is part of a tutorial. He uses a Patrat. LOL. Three turns later, Midbus wrecks him with Tackle, then learns Ember.

<&HauntedWater> dude, yes
<Midbus> I can burn people now.
<Midbus> YES

Another one?

<&HauntedWater> ay gal
<PBGuest> OMG LOOK AT MY POKEMON, THEY'RE SO--!
<Midbus> dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73VvNrX8BXw I find this relevant, as I am listening to this during the battle. mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Picked up a Parylz Heal that somebody left on the ground. Wow. so lazy. such stupid. I continue onto the ranch to find DNA. He starts being all rivaly and things.

<&DNA> Haha. I got a symbol now.
<&DNA> I'm better now.
<&HauntedWater> Midbus and I will still own.
<&DNA> aww you used a potion.
<&DNA> no fair
<&HauntedWater> haha
<&DNA> u is acualy dolan
<Midbus> I just mopped the floor with your WATER type starter.
<Midbus> owned

Midbus learned Odor Sleuth. Hnnnggggggggggggggg I hate everything now.

<&HauntedWater> dna
<&HauntedWater> here's your town map
<&DNA> ...
<+Koishi> were you just having a battle?
<&DNA> o/
<&HauntedWater> Koi, why you do dis?
<&HauntedWater> wait
<&HauntedWater> HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU DOUBLE SPLIT ZWITTER IS NOT OKAY?!?
<+Koishi> what's wrong with being two people of differing genders?
<&HauntedWater> you aren't supposed to be acting smart, remember?
<+Koishi> oh right
<+Koishi> hurr durr fdgfdkbndfonbodfgonlks kfdkjjdkdfg
<&HauntedWater> too...
<&HauntedWater> too much koi
<+Koishi> better?
<&HauntedWater> better
<&HauntedWater> I think
<+Koishi> Speaking of genders, what's going on here?
<+Koishi> you mention DNA a lot...
<+Koishi> so is this a
<&HauntedWater> NO IT'S NOT A SETUP
Koishi gives DNA and HauntedWater a Potion each

Of course, Koi freaking lost a pokemon. A Herdier. So he/she tasks us with finding it, us being me because DNA won't do anything. DNA overreacted and almost struck them with a table before running off. Such a jerk.

Team: Tepig - Midbus, Lv. 9
 
RE: Haunted's Black 2 CMT Chapter One is up!

Lol the butt-dex is awesome.
<Charizard> No, you are, Drohn
SHUT UP

Yay I'm Alder<3
Best choice ever. I am ready to forgive you for Tepig now.
 
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