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This chapter made sense until Koishi appeared. Who on earth is that?
 
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Where am I? I am somewhere, right?

Also, lol. You REALLY should get into comedy. I was laughing my head off every minute of it.
 
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DNA said:
This chapter made sense until Koishi appeared. Who on earth is that?

Koishi is somebody who I know...
not knowing him is a blessing in some ways

CB you will be in here somewhere
 
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WELCOME BACK TO THE FOURTH WALL! AFTER A RECENT PR EVENT WITH MY EMPLOYER, I'M FORCED TO DO THIS TO KEEP MY SANITY.
CHAPTER 3: THE LORDS OF BATTLE​

I turned around to face the Ranch. DNA is running around, possibly dolo-ing, or this is just how he is when nobody is watching him.

DNA runs in circles like a jackass
<&HauntedWater> and here, we see the wild DNA in it's habitat
<&DNA> you mean its?
<&HauntedWater> yes
<&HauntedWater> you get a little weird when you aren't you.

I see a PokeBall behind some grass and run to get it for some unknown reason. A Mareep paralyzed Midbus, which made both him and me go on a personal vendetta against the little sheeps. I'm searching for a nice pokemon, a favorite pokemon, and no, it's not Azurill.

<&HauntedWater> go away azur-
<Midbus> and she's done

Meanwhile, I keep running from everything in sight, as to not over-train Midbus into a complete killing machine. THEN I RUN INTO A PSYDUCK HHHNNNNGGGGGG. And every other pokemon, and not the one I want. I hate life.

<Midbus> SO. MUCH. AZURILLS.
<Midbus> MUST. KILL.
<&HauntedWater> Fine, go ahead.

Must kill all until I--

<PBGuest> Let's compare Pokémon!
<&HauntedWater> HNG okay
<Midbus> TWO POKEMON? pfft, ok.

Midbus now has fetched two more souls for me. He's very efficient, I must say. He 2HKO'd a Purrloin then leveled up, then OHKO'd a Sewaddle with Ember. IT. WAS. GLORIOUS. I win 96 dollars, but I have to go see Koi again.

<+Koishi> I knew you'd come back to
<&HauntedWater> no.

After rehealing, I went back out in search of the great blue one. I resist the urge to get Pidove, as I have a slight man-crush on it. Mareep? No problem. It's dead now. After not finding the great blue one, I go North.

<&DNA> Did Hurrdurr run back here?
<&HauntedWater> Hurrdurr <3
<&HauntedWater> and idk

So I secretly continue my search and I. FIND. NOTHING. Five minutes later...

<Jackal> yo
<&HauntedWater> AWW YEAH
<Jackal> we cool, alright?
<Midbus> Shall I terminate?
<Midbus> I actually like him.
<&HauntedWater> no, just tackle him.
HauntedWater throws PokeBall
Jackal has been caught

I run back to Koi, this time dragon kicking him in the face before he can say a thing. I get his better half to heal my Pokémon, then pun my way back to DNA. With two Pokémon, I name my team The Lords of Battle. You'll see why later. DNA rushes up to give me a Paralyz Heal, and I proceed to slap him. "Trust me, Mareep will perish before me than paralyz Midbus." I tell him.

<+Hurrdurr> Yawrp
<&DNA> What was that?
<&HauntedWater> your self-esteem dying as you grow bitter and I finally start harvesting /your/ soul.
<&DNA> HAHAHAHA
<&DNA> NO

I run and pick up a potion as Jackal destroys a Patrat and learns Counter, the Dane Cook of fighting moves. I turn around the corner and see...

<&HauntedWater> wat
<&HauntedWater> how come youre in this?
<&HauntedWater> I barely even know you
<&HauntedWater> except you are a fellow Michigan resident
<iceblaz> yo wat r u doing here?
<&HauntedWater> please no
<+Hurrdurr> Yaarrrrppp
<&HauntedWater> iceblaz, PeTA will be unhappy with you.
<iceblaz> (censored) PeTA
<&HauntedWater> whoa whoa whoa
<&HauntedWater> chill man
<&DNA> you found it!
<iceblaz> oh, its u
<iceblaz> nikki minaj is the best btw
<iceblaz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnpyRe_7jZA
<&HauntedWater> no
<&HauntedWater> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Af6YLF_IEA
<&HauntedWater> owned.
<iceblaz> I'm from team plasma
<iceblaz> I'm better than
<&HauntedWater> srsly, nikki minaj sucks
<&HauntedWater> like really
<&HauntedWater> lolrap
<iceblaz> rap is 4 talented artists and not screamers
<&HauntedWater> yeah, maybe wu tang, beastie boys, biggie and tupac
<&HauntedWater> but lolrap
<&HauntedWater> and lol nikki minaj
<iceblaz> take this
iceblaz threw TM21 at HauntedWater
<&HauntedWater> gtfo
iceblaz has been kicked from #floccesyranch (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

I was going to post Lords of Battle, but couldn't find a PG13 version (w/o naughty bits)...
He had no clue what he was doing. DNA decided to harass the male part of Koishi some more, because DNA's a butt. Then they leave me back there alone. AN INNOCENT TEENAGE GIRL IN SKIN-TIGHT CLOTHING, ALONE, IN THE WOODS. I go back to Floccesy Town and get stopped by Drohn again.

<~Drohn> I see you delivered the package, evil melon
<&HauntedWater> indeed
<~Drohn> You were gone a moment,. but your pok-
<&HauntedWater> no.
<~Drohn> fine follow me.

Welp, Chapter 4 will be action-packed and laughable as I take on scumbag Cheren and shiz.
Ciao~

Team:
Tepig - Midbus, Lv. 10
Riolu - Jackal, Lv. 6
 
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Finally, Riolu is get! o/ I like how you incorporated your troubles with catching it into the story. :p
 
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I think you're getting better at this. That's good. Though, that's not how I act when no one's looking - when that happens I normally just go to Youtube.
 
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I'm aware. I just needed to bridge the gap and get a good hook, ya know?
 
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Hurr durr. To be honest, one of the reasons I proposed Riolu was its encounter rate. I got lucky when I first played BW2 as it was the first Pokemon I found there, but not everyone is as lucky.
Anyway, the CMT just got twice as interesting.
 
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I wait for the moment where Colress first appears. I can't begin to imagine who has been cast as Colress.
 
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Ice Jackal said:
I wait for the moment where Colress first appears. I can't begin to imagine who has been cast as Colress.

Red Rain said:
It should be pretty obvious, though even he forgets.

http://www.pokebeach.com/forums/user-colress
That was easy.
 
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DNA said:
Ice Jackal said:
I wait for the moment where Colress first appears. I can't begin to imagine who has been cast as Colress.

Red Rain said:
It should be pretty obvious, though even he forgets.

http://www.pokebeach.com/forums/user-colress
That was easy.

I'm obviously not colress, but It would have made sense if I was, seeing how I love science and steel is my favorite type.

Also, I'm really liking your Nuzlocke! Can't wait for you to challege Scumbag Steve Cheren
 
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You did understand it was sarcasm, right? There aren't many candidates to begin with.
There really should be [/sarcasm] tags...
Anyway, I wonder what I am cast as. inb4 I'm the Plasma Grunt.
 
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Ice Jackal said:
You did understand it was sarcasm, right? There aren't many candidates to begin with.
There really should be [/sarcasm] tags...
Anyway, I wonder what I am cast as. inb4 I'm the Plasma Grunt.

I know it was sarcasm, just kinda an off topic statement.

Anyways, I'm probably a random plasma grunt seeing as how I asked RR for a role and he said it'd be minor\

Ice, I have a feeling you're Cheren. Probally me though xD
 
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You are not wrong, but you aren't right either. Cheren has already been cast, but now that you mention the plasma grunt role...
 
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I see those gears turning...
 
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So I will pick this up again next year most likely. I am in a lot of shit in my personal life (in between relationships, women, work, holidays), so see you guys in 2014!
 
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DNA said:
I think you're getting better at this. That's good. Though, that's not how I act when no one's looking - when that happens I normally just go to Youtube.

Side note: I went back and changed it. Merry Christmas DNA
 
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Was going to do a Chapter today, but I'm snowed in with my bitchy parents for two days. See y'all Wednesday!
 
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