Playthrough Haunted's Black 2 CMT Chapter Six is up!

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HA HA HEY GUYS! DID YA MISS ME? IT'S TIME FOR CHAPTER 4: I'M BACK, B*****S!​

So I have to go face scumbag Cheren now. LET'S DO THIS!! I enter the building after Drohn so I can have a battle with kids. Yay.

PBGuest has thrown out Pansage
<PBGuest> What is that
<Midbus> Oh hi.
Midbus Embers
<PBGuest> HA, still alive
<Midbus> Check again
<PBGuest> PANSAGE!
<&HauntedWater> dat burn doe
<&HauntedWater> plus level up
<~Drohn> NEXT ONE!
<~Drohn> one sec though.
Drohn heals EvilMelon's team.
<&HauntedWater> yiss
<PBGuest2> Panpour!
<Midbus> NOPE!
<Jackal> I got this
Jackal quick attacks
Jackal counters
<Jackal> well, that could've been worse.

After the level-ups happen, Drohn rants about type match-ups, which is totally misplaced to me. I leave the building so the seasons can change and some dude gives me medals. His name is Mr. Medal. I would've preferred Mr. Metal myself, but whatever. He gives me something completely worthless to the plotline, and I must refrain from feasting upon his entire living soul.

<~Drohn> EvilMelon!
<~Drohn> Go to the Aspertia City Gym and challenge them.
<&HauntedWater> you mean wreck them?
<~Drohn> okay

I go to Aspertia, but OH WAIT, DROHN'S ON THE FRIGGING LEDGE AGAIN!

<&HauntedWater> don't you dare jump
Drohn jumps
<&HauntedWater> I WILL END YOU
<~Drohn> I forgot something
Drohn gives EvilMelon some Oran Berries
<~Drohn> That's all
<&HauntedWater> ...
<&HauntedWater> you (censored)ing serious, right?
<&HauntedWater> are you
<&HauntedWater> no
<&HauntedWater> no
<&HauntedWater> ...
HauntedWater chokes on anger
<&HauntedWater> LEAVE, DROHN

After becoming disappointed in Drohn, I run to Aspertia. I stop by the Center to get some Potions, then give one Oran Berry each to Midbus and Jackal. I then enter the Gym.

<+PineappleX> yo, haunted
<+PineappleX> i'm your guide for the gyms.
<&HauntedWater> awesome
PineappleX gives HauntedWater a Fresh Water
<+PineappleX> now go get them, or else I'll send a fly to your house
<&HauntedWater> NO!
<&HauntedWater> omg I can still remember the buzzing!

Some dude notices me. Then Scumbag Cheren speaks up

<%Jay> Welcome to my Gym!
<&HauntedWater> why are you Cheren?
<%Jay> two years ago, I journeyed out with Bianca and the protagonist.
<%Jay> ...and Bianca became the professor's (censored)istant
<&HauntedWater> oh that's right
<&HauntedWater> now I remember
<%Jay> defeat these two and i'll face you
<&HauntedWater> he has no pride
<&HauntedWater> he even sent other people to do battle for him in dolo
<&HauntedWater> what a scumbag
<&HauntedWater> anyway

I quickly destroy the first guy's Patrat and then his Lillipup crits Jackal.

<Midbus> What don't you understand?
<Midbus> I'm not locked in here with you
<Midbus> YOU'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!

Midbus makes quick work of him and I go heal Jackal. I then return to the Gym to face the girl.

<Trainer> I'll now show you what Jay has taught me!
<&HauntedWater> twss

She sends out Lillipup, which Jackal Quick Attacks to death, then levels up. I deleted Endure because I don't value its existence and replace it with Feint. Next up is a Patrat. This is hilarious. It tackles and does 25 HP in damage. I Counter'd correctly and OHKO it. I now go to face Jay.

Jay taps foot
<%Jay> This should be easy for you.
<%Jay> You didn't get the gr(censored) starter after all

Jay leads with a Patrat, Lv. 11. That's cute. He Works Up twice as I Quick Attack him, then Counter for the hit. Well, I thought it'll happen that way. I send out Midbus, knowing he still has his Oran Berry. That (censored)hole uses a Potion. Trigger rage activated. Critical hit! KO! Level up!

<Midbus> mkay
<&HauntedWater> alright you little shit
<%Jay> Calm down bro
Lillipup KOs Midbus
<&HauntedWater> I'll be back.
<&HauntedWater> and your soul
<&HauntedWater> will
<&HauntedWater> be
<&HauntedWater> mine

I heal up, equip an Oran Berry to Jackal and Midbus, then go back to the gym to pump some iron fetch a soul.

<%Jay> back already?
<&HauntedWater> shut up and battle me

So I immediately lead off with Quick Attack from Jackal, landing a crit. Two hits later, potion.

<&HauntedWater> fak u
<Patrat> lol youre dead
<Midbus> Someone ordered two scoops of whoop ass?

Midbus burns Patrat and then continues onto Lillipup.

<Midbus> Come here!
<Midbus> I want a soul
<&HauntedWater> as do I
Midbus burns Lillipup
<Midbus> How does that lowered Attack stat feel?
<Midbus> plus the burn.

Lillipup faints.

<&HauntedWater> gg

Midbus then leveled-up and replaced Odor Sleuth with Defense Curl.

<%Jay> Here's the B(censored)ic Badge
<%Jay> wut?
<&HauntedWater> trolol

And that's the end. Goodbye.

Team:
Tepig - Midbus, Lv. 13
Riolu - Jackal, Lv. 11
 
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Demon Pomegranate go straight to E4 so I can whoop yo (censored)
Scumbag Jay, as you would expect lolol
Sweet run as always!
 
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<&HauntedWater> don't you dare jump
Drohn jumps
<&HauntedWater> I WILL END YOU
<~Drohn> I forgot something
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Yes.

<%Jay> ...and Bianca became the professor's (censored)istant
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10/10 dying
my face, it is red from laughter

<&HauntedWater> he has no pride
<&HauntedWater> he even sent other people to do battle for him in dolo
<&HauntedWater> what a scumbag
<&HauntedWater> anyway
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Again, yes.
 
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Scorched Feathers said:
Demon Pomegranate go straight to E4 so I can whoop yo (censored)
Scumbag Jay, as you would expect lolol
Sweet run as always!
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>Doesn't realize I have two Fighting types on my team

okay
 
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Another chapter on Hump Day for you guys. Nothing unusual, however, even by my standards.
 
RE: Haunted's Black 2 CMT Chapter Four is up!

Very excellent; this is coming along nicely. :D It'll be even better once you start getting some more Pokémon on board. :3
 
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Aww, the fly adventures <3

Also, I hope that I can give you Koskenkorva at some point. And also be bad at 1+2=3 stuff. Hell, that is some twisted garbage. XD
 
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HEY... HEY MIKE... HEY MIKE, GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS.... HUMP DAY!!!! YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! CHAPTER 5: FINALLY HUMP DAY!​

I open today with-

<&HauntedWater> Eww Jay!

Yeah I forgot to leave the gym. I exit the gym to have what I think is going to be a good talk with DG...

<&Drago_girl> Yo!
<&Drago_girl> Did you win?
<&HauntedWater> see, this is what I like about you
<&HauntedWater> straight to the point
<&HauntedWater> and yes, I did
<&Drago_girl> Here's TM27
<&Drago_girl> It's Return!
<&HauntedWater> Oh gee thanks
<&HauntedWater> I have no normal types
<&HauntedWater> but THANKS!!
<&Drago_girl> dat Jay doe
<&HauntedWater> wut
Jay has joined #aspertia
<%Jay> DG
<%Jay> You've been an (censored)istant for two years now, haven't you?
<%Jay> We should register ourselves in each others Xtransceiver
<&HauntedWater> hawt

So we basically play the whole "put your number in my phone" game (which is really interesting if you ever try it) and--

Arceus has invited you to join #paranoia
<~Arceus> are we safe?
<&HauntedWater> jesus where have you been
<&HauntedWater> and why are you still in a skirt?
<~Arceus> I have to make it quick
<~Arceus> DG told me you accepted the Dex!
<~Arceus> Thank you!
<&Drago_girl> it's so crazy over here
<~Arceus> Jay, are you enjoying yourself
<%Jay> Yes, Prof(censored)or
<%Jay> wtf
<~Arceus> Seems like your condition is getting worse.
Arceus has kicked Jay from #paranoia (they will)
Arceus has kicked Drago_girl from #paranoia (find out)
<&HauntedWater> nope
You disconnected

Ehh, he's really let himself go since it happened. He's scaring me. Oh well. Went to leave, but--

<&DNA> o/
<&HauntedWater> DAMMIT
<&DNA> Are you the gym leader, Jay?
<%Jay> Yes.
<&DNA> why?
<%Jay> because I didn't become the (censored)istant
<&DNA> gg

Again, ignoring the fact that DNA just loses it here and runs in after Jay. DG gives me the C-Gear so I can never use it. She sends me to the Virbank City Gym, so I heal up before setting out. I pass Drohn's creep ledge, not getting stopped by him, thankfully. I almost get out of Flocessy, when...

<&Drago_girl> yo!
<&Drago_girl> I'm updating your dex.

Awkward, but okay... Next I face idiot #1. A Youngster, who doesn't even deserve a mention. Then Hiker shows me what a "rough world" it is out there. Sounds like a set up to me. My Riolu destroys his, and exclaims "I'm the most superior out of us, my friend!' Walk down the steps, and then...

<&DNA> hey HIPPIE
<&HauntedWater> Hippie?
<&DNA> hey, if I can get a middleschooler to answer to 'skankbread', I can get you to answer to 'hippie'
<&HauntedWater> true
<%Jay> follow me
<%Jay> Sometimes, two pokemon pop out at once from the other grass
<&HauntedWater> that sounds like some sort of innuendo
<&DNA> eww

DNA walks into the grass after getting the Pecha Berries from Jay. Some preschooler battles with a Lillipup. Or, at least they tried. I end up getting into a double battle with two more preschoolers. This is hilarious. THEY USE SUNKERNS! Jackal just sits around and lets Midbus destroy them all.

I'll end here so I can get Sparky and wreck Homika, who is a he now, next week.

Team:
Tepig - Midbus, Lv. 13
Riolu - Jackal, Lv. 13
 
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<&DNA> hey HIPPIE
<&HauntedWater> Hippie?
<&DNA> hey, if I can get a middleschooler to answer to 'skankbread', I can get you to answer to 'hippie'
<&HauntedWater> true
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I love you nohomo.
 
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Do your CMT, or I'll get the whip!
Kinky.
*whip snap*
Chapter 5: SPARKY!​


<&TPO3> pick up
<&HauntedWater> yo
<&TPO3> you in Virbank?
<&HauntedWater> yes
<&HauntedWater> now go away

So that was weird. I walk forward to find an altercation between... Wat?

<Dude> don't stop me
<Dude> I'm an ACTOR!
<Dude> I can do BOTH!
<%Luckyfire> get real
<%Luckyfire> you are a captain
HauntedWater mashes A button

What? There's nothing going on and I hate this kind of exposition. Since I already know that Homika is poison-type, I go into the Center to heal up to get a Magnemite! I go south, pick up an X Accuracy, and Jackal fights a Pidove. After the victory, I go deeper into the complex. Find a Magby, and catch it. What? Magmar and I go back. I go back to the Center to heal Jackal and get more balls. I go back to the complex to find the great grey round one! So much Koffings, blocking my path to the great grey round one!

<&HauntedWater> wow
<&HauntedWater> such koffing
<Jackal> much suck
<Midbus> very disappoint
<&HauntedWater> wow

I made the mistake of talking to someone. Shit.

<PBGuest> I'll be your opponent!
<&HauntedWater> fiiiiiiiiinnnneee
<&HauntedWater> tear her a new one, guys
<&HauntedWater> it's only a woobat

Magby did good. I found a Growlithe.

<&HauntedWater> wow
<&HauntedWater> such nostalgia
<Midbus> many dog
<Magby> nope.
Magby ran!
<&HauntedWater> DAMMIT MAGBY! YOU (removed) UP!

I go back to walking around the area and find TM46 - Thief. I face another trainer, whom I cream. I THEN FIND MAGNEMITE! THE GREAT GREY ROUND ONE IS HERE! Magby uses one Ember attack, which brings it down to catching level. Then I run.
On accident.
Because I'm a klutz.










/me throws the DS.

So I go back to heal Magby, then come back. Koffing. Koffing. Growlithe. Magnemite.
MAGNEMITE?!? hvijdmlifhivndsakjgojb
SPARKY IS GET!

Team:
Tepig - Midbus, Lv. 13
Riolu - Jackal, Lv. 13
Magnemite - Sparky, Lv. 10
 
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Finally... I was beginning to get anxious.
When you first encounter Magby, you've made a mistake and written Magmar instead, by the way.
Rather short chapter, but pretty nice, considering how deep in crap you must currently be. You make up for it, however, thanks to you being dumb enough to run. That's good.
Also, I'm sorry about the loss of your rival:(.
 
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I made no mistake.
And it's not a bad loss; I still have contact with him.
 
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Okay, put the gun down, it's not my fault that I have a lif---
Actually, it is!
CHAPTER 6: BACK IN THE SADDLE!​

Last we left off with the capture of Sparky, and me vowing to wreck Luckyfire's face off with him, her... It.

<Sparky> I prefer the term "Him", thank you very much.

I apparently got the one that has a lot of sass with... Him. He's a bit flamboyant as well. This should interesting. I leave the complex and enter a random building to see what it is. The nice people gave me a Burn Heal! Now I just need to burn somebody, other than lolNorth Korea. I scream at some of my fellow staff members from another site for wasting my time ("Hey Asche, we need you to do some admin-ing that we could've done ourselves"), then look in the trash behind the building to find an Antidote. I ran over to the Center to heal up and stock up, then headed to the Gym.

<+PineappleX> Yo, this is a rock
<+PineappleX> Metal
<+PineappleX> DUBSTEP CLUB
<&HauntedWater> aww yiss
<+PineappleX> but first
<+PineappleX> gotta stay hydrated
PineappleX sips on water
<&HauntedWater> wat
<+PineappleX> wat

I went and entered the gym. Sounds of wubs filled the air and it was awesome. I challenged the drummer, who throws out a Grimer. Sparky Thundershocks it to do nothing, then Supersonics, then goes to take on the next one, a Koffing. Now, though, he knows the OP Sonicboom. He Sonicbooms the Koffing to no ends, then it's off to face the guitarist. Sparky Sonicbooms to victory again. Now, time to face lf.

<%Luckyfire> AHHHH
<&HauntedWater> shut up and duel me
<%Luckyfire> this isn't yugioh
<&HauntedWater> good observation
<&HauntedWater> I don't care

I start if with Magby, and...

<Koffing> Haha I tackle
<Koffing> waitwut
<&HauntedWater> Somebody needs a burn heal
<&HauntedWater> and its you, bro
<&HauntedWater> dat flame body
<&HauntedWater> wow
<&HauntedWater> you fainted magby
<Sparky> what's up everybody
<Koffing> oplz
<&HauntedWater> Sparky, do you hear something?
<Sparky> Yes, dubstep
<&HauntedWater> lets change that
Sparky Sonicbooms
<&HauntedWater> bleeding ears
<&HauntedWater> noice
Koffing fainted
<Whirlipede> what up doe
<Sparky> what up
Sparky Sonicbooms
<Sparky> bye biatch

And then Luckyfire started crying. I beat her. Too lazy to sit here. I have money to go get.
Peace.

Team:
Tepig - Midbus, Lv. 13
Riolu - Jackal, Lv. 13
Magnetmite - Sparky, Lv. 15
 
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