Pokemon If Pokemon was real

If Pokemon were real the world would probably end.... They're too strong for humans to really control.... even with pokeballs. : / Moltres would throw a fit and set everything on fire. Then Groudon will make major earthquakes. Darkrai will come and give everyone tragic nightmares. People swimming will get swallowed whole by Sharpedos. Then blood will be everywhere. It won't be a pretty sight. :( Then you stroll through the desert at night and get captured by a Cacturne. (That would be pretty painful with all it's spikes stabbing into you) Then Zapdos accidentally falls in water and fries up the whole ocean. Then Steelix goes on a rampage destroying everything in sight. You go to the animal shelter and you're all like "oh. What a cute little Houndoom!" Until it burns your face off.... Then your pet Snorlax could accidentally lay on you and suffocate you. Then Palikia and Dialga argue over who gets the last piece of pokemon pizza and they end up destroying the world. : S See? Real life Pokemon wouldn't really work out too well....
 
Typhlosionwolf said:
If Pokemon were real the world would probably end.... They're too strong for humans to really control.... even with pokeballs. : / Moltres would throw a fit and set everything on fire. Then Groudon will make major earthquakes. Darkrai will come and give everyone tragic nightmares. People swimming will get swallowed whole by Sharpedos. Then blood will be everywhere. It won't be a pretty sight. :( Then you stroll through the desert at night and get captured by a Cacturne. (That would be pretty painful with all it's spikes stabbing into you) Then Zapdos accidentally falls in water and fries up the whole ocean. Then Steelix goes on a rampage destroying everything in sight. You go to the animal shelter and you're all like "oh. What a cute little Houndoom!" Until it burns your face off.... Then your pet Snorlax could accidentally lay on you and suffocate you. Then Palikia and Dialga argue over who gets the last piece of pokemon pizza and they end up destroying the world. : S See? Real life Pokemon wouldn't really work out too well...
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Basically what I said but longer
 
It would be awesome if Pokemon existed at first... but eventually a legendary would probably destroy the world :(
 
TheDarkLucario said:
First of all everyone here wouldn't exist because the course of history would be different, people would use them for destruction( Terrorist sent out Electrode)m and it wont happen anyway, so be grateful your here :)
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This is the best answer to "If Pokemon was real?"
 
TheDarkLucario said:
First of all everyone here wouldn't exist because the course of history would be different, people would use them for destruction( Terrorist sent out Electrode)m and it wont happen anyway, so be grateful your here

This is the best answer to "If Pokemon was real?"
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No it's not. You're just saying that since you're the one who wrote that answer....
 
Cypher said:
It would be awesome if Pokemon existed at first... but eventually a legendary would probably destroy the world :(
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Pokemon are basically nature. Human actions are the ones that trigger and threaten most of the habitats and even the very existence of legendary Pokemon. If there is one, it would most likely be controlled by an evil person. The first 2 sentences reflect and mirrors our world now. These are basically the kinds of things we do though.
 
If Pokemon were real, I would destroy a bunch of stuff. Like Buildings and make people into my own personal slaves. And if they caught a pokemon against me. I'd pull out a random Lugia and Aeroblast them away. :3 -next ruler of the world-
 
I bet Hunters will hunt them down. They have extraordinary Powers and I bet most Hunters will consider them as a dangerous creatures. Especially a wild and scary looking Pokemon like Legendary Pokemon, Gyarados, Rhyperior, Rampardos, and the rest Evolution Pokemon which is strong. But it is cool if they're real, I'll probably catch one and travel with it.
 
I would have a Dragonite, so i could fly on it:D
If pokemon were real, the world would look so different. Pokemon would be the most interesting thing in the world, and the world would be full of pokemon trainers.
The world would be a paradise, where people flyes and surfs on their pokemon.
It would be a wonderful world:D
 
Mmm.. I would have a bunch of Eeveelutions or a Ninetales. -nods- Eeveelutions would come in very handy with various things, and a Ninetales would be so much fun to snuggle up to, heh.
Not to mention I would never be without fire again. 8D
 
I think that Gengar would become quite the modern-day boogieman. Just think of all the frightening things it would do :)
 
If Pokemon was real, wars would be fought with a single flick of a Charmander's tail. :( But I would like a pet Mijumaru, natch! :D
 
Lucario.
Because he is awesome and he is my favorite Pokemon (no offense Ampharos,Pikachu and Garchomp :p),why wouldn't I have him?
 
I'd have Poliwhirl, Quilava, Scyther, Noctowl, Zoroark(Transforming for the win), and I'd have a Scizor

Dood, Gimme my Pokemon world NAOW!

Of course Animals would ALL die. >_> And beached Wailords. Think about that one when you go to the beach today
 
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