Post any really funny jokes you know here.
PokeChamp said:Here's a good one!
There were three teens, and their names were: Shut up, Manners, and Poop.
So, one day, Manners was driving, and then suddenly, Poop fell out of the car!
So Shut up said "You stay here with Poop, I'll go to the police station to get some help!"
So he goes to the police station, and he talks to the head officer.
The head officer says "What's your name, son?"
"Shut up", replied Shut up.
"Where are your manners!?!"
"Outside, scrapping up poop!"
blazifan said:A blind man went into a store with his seeing eye dog and started swinging it around. The shop manager ran over to the man and asked why he was doing that. The blind man answered, "I was looking around"