Writing Life of a Pokemon Freak-Here we go. The last chapter.

HolyMackerel

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Okay, so I am going to try something risk a story about my actual life.
I, personally, think that my life is pretty boring, but after my friend, Annie, reading a short personal narrative of mine, she insisted I make it a story.

So, I did.

I don't know how long this will last, or even if I will write another chapter, just...
Bear with me.

Chapter List
Illsusion(Seen Below)
Hormone
Birthday
Hilarious
Lycanthrope
Squirrel
Autumn
Pummel
Affection
Sad
Guilt
End

Il-Lu-Sion
Noun (il loo zuhn)
Anything that misleads, confuses, or dazzles a person or creature.
Before you start actually reading this story, I need to explain a few things.
1. This is a story about how my life really is.
2. I am still in school, middle school in fact.
3. I have 4 siblings, two of them being step-siblings.
4. I am a teenage girl with hormones working on overboard, I know I am going to sound crazy sometimes.



As a large majority of my days start, I wake up hearing the sound of my mother’s voice. I immediately jump out of bed, while my little step-sister still tries to open her eyes. I rush into the bathroom to quickly get my hair fixed and teeth brushed. My messy scrawl of blonde hair is parted the right way, and then brushed a bit. It's pretty short now, so I don't have to do much to take care of it. Then, I slip on my glasses and start getting dressed.

I don't think I need to explain that.

After getting ready, I wait for my siblings to get ready while doing some chores. At 7:10, we leave for school as we do almost every day. My bus stop is at the old elementary school, which is just across the street of the new elementary school. My 3 younger siblings, Gabby, Ian, and Henry, all go to the elementary school while Kelby and I wait at the middle school bus stop.
I walk over to my friends, while Kelby goes off to play football with his friends.

The majority of the people at my school are just complete idiots. I mean, either we, as in my group of nerd friends, are super-genius material, or the rest of the school is just...dumb.

If you don't believe me, please read this quoted conversation. I put it in chat format, but it was actually a talking sort of thing.
<Aggs>What do you want, Stephany?
<Steph>I want you to spell something for me?
<Aggs>What is it I need to spell?
<Steph>How do you spell green?

Let's just stop right there. I don't think I need to say anything else for you to get my point.

I wish my school was just like PokeBeach.
You would have your general scholars, like Zyflair and ShiningRaikou, you would have your class clowns, like bacon and meaty, you would have your bullies, like dmaster (dmaster smash!) you would have the art freaks, like CrystalHikara and SuperSlueth, and then, you would have the gamers, like me and nabby101.

Then, school would be freaking amazing!

In the middle of English, dmaster and jirichink would being playing the TCG, and jirichink would win the game. Then, dmaster would flip the desk over and scream "DMASTER SMASH!!!"

Of course, this whole time he would be wearing a mascot-head-version of a Gyrados.

School would be the bright side of my day.
But, PokeBeach isn't a school and probably will never be one. But, a girl can dream.

My three friends, Annie, Eric, and Madeline, were waiting there for me. Annie is my best friend. She is a negative nerd who dreams of becoming a Hogwarts Witch. I can't really judge her, seeing as how I dream of Pokemon becoming real.
Eric, my other friend, isn't that much of a nerd in the first place. He is what we call a "redneck". He is never offended by this term, kind of like how a lot of you reading this wouldn't be offended if I called you a nerd. Still, he has always been by our side and also, I think he has a crush on Annie.
The last of our group is Madeline. Madeline kind of stands out because she is a grade below us, but still, she funny and exciting. Put together, we would make a great reality show. It would be like Big Brother. Everybody would watch us and think about how stupid, funny, and dramatic we are.

The bus ride to school almost kills me that day. With eighty-three kids on a bus that was made to hold only seventy-five, it's three (sometimes four) to a seat. Adding the factor of the midget 6th graders screaming every time we hit a bump and it's like you're taking a ride to the Reverse World. (Ha...ha…Pokemon joke.)

Arriving at school, Mr. Adkins, my principle, pulled me into the metal detecting line. I couldn't really blame him; I was a vicious looking child, with my short figure, still having baby fat, with my obviously dangerous looking eyes. Please imagine me saying that with a huge sarcastic tone.

I'm said to be clear as they finish investigating my bag, even though I put my DS at the bottom, they still didn't bother to check that well.
I don't know whether to get glad that my DS wasn't taken, or to be disappointed with the fact that I could be carrying a small knife in my bag and they would have never found it.
Let’s just picture that for a second. Me, with a knife. I would probably walk around screaming “MY NAME IS SNUGGLES! BOW DOWN TO ME OR ELSE I WILL STAB YOU!” just to see if I actually scare anyone.

Yearbook is my first class of my day. I LOVE that class. I mean, it's freaking awesome! You get to walk around and take pictures of people for a grade. I even invented something with my friend Eric in that class. We were talking about how it sucks when you can’t do a chicken fight if you’re not in a pool. Then, it just came to me. (EUREKA!)
“Why don’t we fight with arms…formed like a wing?” It was genius. I couldn’t believe that I had come up with it. It was truly beautiful! (Imagine a tear coming down my face.)
So, we came up with the game “On-Land Chicken Fight” Basically, you try to attack you opponent with your elbow, eyes closed, and randomly screaming “BOCK!”

I must be a super genius.


I move on through my core classes, which are too boring to write about.

My last class is band.
I am the only girl-percussionist in the whole band.
In the first year of band, we had ten percussionists. There was one other girl that was in the 6th grade section of the band. The nest year, she quit, along with eight percussionists. That leaves me, and my fellow musician, River.
We don't really talk much to each other, but we kind of our different views.

You say we are the survivors

Now, as I sit here, playing a pokemon card game with seven other people, writing this story with notes app on my iPhone, wonder how many people are going to read this story, how many people are actually going to reply, whether I will get positive or negative advice, or how soon my Leafeon us going to die in the card game.

I hope you enjoyed the read.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

Smashed because you spelled my name wrong. DMASTER WILL GET J00 NOW AGGIEGYWN!!!!! (see what I did there?)

Yeah, there's a few other booboos around, seemingly from a bad spacebar? May wanna do a spelling/grammar sweep on this thing. ._.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

Hmm, Interesting how your life seems so...

Hectic, well, in comparison to mine...
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

DMASTER SMASH THIS THREAD NOWWW!

Your day is pretty hectic. If Pokébeach was a school... Chiraami would alive off half his lessons and thrones he went to, he'd be late.

Alvin and the Minezumis would swear at the teacher twenty four seven and then be suspended many times a day.

qmaster wouldn't do anything.

Fire Arceus would watch TCG.

If probably be following dmaster in awe and saying, "Hail the mater of ds. Can I make new group?"

I'd love that.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

True that, CH, unlike the time that I posted that, now, I have MW, so now I can fix it, instead of using my older-version of writing utilities.

UPDATED!

Plus, I won't be able to update every day if I can't even get on the computer every day.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

I would not skive off. I'm perfectly respectable! ;)


Loving this. I hope you do more, and I don't know why.

I have a great idea for this. Pity it'd be good from my point of view but not anyone else's. *shrugs*
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

Nice. But Crystal Hikara is right - It's looks like you may have double/triple spaced in some areas. But do try to update daily as the story is very entertaining.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

Chiraami-You're making me curious. Be quiet, you insolent child!

ASL-Seeing as how I wrote that using the NotePad app on my iPhone, I can understand I probably had a few mistakes.

NZ-Well, you didn't have to wait that long...


Hor-mone

(Hohr-mo-n)
Noun
A substance formed by one organ and conveyed, as by the blood stream, to another; which it stimulates, to function by means of its chemical activity.
Darn you Arceus.
Why did you have to put hormones into teens? I don’t need those things! I could have lived a long, happy life, and never faced those! But apparently, you had to make us suffer.

Once again, darn you.

The reason I’m complaining is because recently my hormones have been taking emotional waves. I’m talking about when you have those awful feelings that make you do stuff you didn’t mean to do.

Here is my evidence.

I was taking pictures with Eric of the 6th grade band for the Yearbook. I was taking pictures of the band closet, where all the instruments were stored, to make a nice background photo for the page. The students started to enter the room. Eric walked in and asked for the camera. I started to hand it to him, but then one of the directors called him. He left his hands on the camera. My hormones decided to take advantage of the fact that I was touching a boys hands and that I was in a closet with the same boy, alone. Suddenly I felt all of those gushy feelings that make me want to kiss, puke on, and punch someone at the same time. I tried to ignore them for the seconds they lasted, but couldn’t stop it all. I puked in my mouth.

(Not to be offensive or anything, but Eric isn't even really...attractive, if you know what I mean...)

Then, I suddenly decided I wouldn’t talk for the rest of the day.

And I didn’t.

Is there something wrong with me? (Wait, I already know the answer to that question…)

The awful thing about our friendship is that both of their birthdays are a week before mine. That means the only money I have left is from Christmas. Seeing as how it’s September, you can imagine how broke I am.

With the money I had left, I bought Eric a t-shirt. His birthday is tomorrow, I’ll tell you how it goes. Then, I bought Annie some Convers socks.
Now, there is a story behind these socks. Last year, Annie decided to play “Batman” and jump off the stage and into the orchestra pit. She ended up hurting her feet. Her feet were so swollen, that she couldn’t even wear Convers. Annie loves Convers.

So, as I gave her the gift I said that in case she wanted to play “Batman” again, she could always wear that pair of socks instead of the shoes.

After school, Mom took me to see the move “Easy A” surprisingly, it was very funny. I recommend it to all of you. (Unless you’re like…10-younger)
I’ve also learned a new, interesting fact. Apparently, only 13% of people on the internet that claim to be Female, aren’t. I call that “depressing”. I’m sure you’ve heard of the term. I’m here to tell you that I am, and always will be, female. I say it loud and proud.

And really, that’s all I have for you guys. I can’t believe I got so many responses. I didn’t get that with fiction I worked on for months, and I worked on this for a day.

Maybe I could be a realistic writer…


Oh, one more thing to add.
I quote one of the kids at lunch.
“Wait…GEORGE WASHINGTON COULD WRITE IN ENGLISH???!!!”

Your welcome, Mr. and Mrs. Fantabulous,
-Aggs
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

Thar was good too. Interesting... And I am not insolent. I am a perfectly un-insolent teenager.

(un-insolent. So wrong. :( )
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak

Chiraami-Sure, that's what they all say...

Kaiserchu-I know what you mean...

Aurodactyl-Uh...Thanks?

Birthday
(Burth-da)
Noun
The anniversary of one’s birth

I have good news and bad news.

Most people ask for bad news, so, I’ll start with that.

Last Thursday, it once again rained on the only football game our band was supposed to play at. I wouldn’t have been too sad, until I realized this was the third year in a row that this happened, which meant I would never play at a football game until I was in the high school marching band. (That is, unless it rains every other Friday while I’m in high school, which I hope won’t happen…)

I bought three cans of coke, drank them in one hour. Then I decided to throw all of my drawings outside in the rain, let them soak, then tear them apart easily. Then I started crying because I had just destroyed a lot of good drawings…

The other bad news is that I am sick today, and I was sick yesterday. In case that some of you want more detail, I have a high fever(103F), sore throat, and stuffy nose.

Here is the good/bad news: Tomorrow’s my birthday.

I could consider it good because maybe I will magically heal up and be able to go to school and see my friends on my birthday. The bad news is that I might just stay sick and not be able to go to school on my birthday.

Arceus has a sick sense of humor. I’ve been randomly cracking up all day at how pathetic it was that I was going to have yet ANOTHER obstacle on yet ANOTHER birthday. Once, I had my birthday in a hospital because Henry was having a heart surgery(Yes, I will explain the surgery reason later…). Another year, my mother was sick and forgot that it was my birthday. Maybe I will be so sick that I will forget about my own birthday…

I could be considered negative, I presume…

Or maybe it is some kind of evil emotion. I’m not entirely sure.

I don’t even really have that much too talk about! I mean, really I have to fill up these two pages, and I can’t think of anything! I’ve even bothered to tell you about that! Darn you Arceus! You managed to take away my writing talent along with my health!

Well, as I sit here with my brother, Ian, who is also sick, I wonder about what I am supposed to write about.

Maybe I could tell you about what I did all day yesterday.

Well, in the beginning of the day, I had this really avid, depressing, dream about how the U.S.A would crash like Rome did. (It involved German Barbarians flying on Mudkips, just don’t ask…)
Now that I think about it, I really do have avid dreams when I’m sick…

Anyways, I told my mom that I was sick and stayed home all day. During the day I made and awesome Dratini Picture, started writing this, and Role Played all day.

It was nice, I’ll admit. I even ate a sandwich while sitting in the bathtub with all of my pajamas on. It’s awesome and yet awful to be home alone.

I guess that must be all I have to say…

I haven’t done anything else today…

Your Welcome???
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 3

This is a pretty good story. And this is coming from a guy in high school who just finished an interesting picture story. The only other thing I have to say is happy day before your birthday and hope you get better.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 3

Which Is what I say. So. Pah.

Liked that one. I was Interested. Which type of football?
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 3

I really liked the other two chapters. You are really hilarious! I hope to see some more soon. (Sorry for not reviewing in a while.)

~NZ
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 3

Culex-Thanks!
Chiraami-The stupid US-ican kind...
NegativeZero-Wow...that made me feel fantabulous, seriously. Thanks!

And now...since I have no life, here you go.

Hilarious
(Hi-lar-e-is)
Adv
Boisterously funny, gay, or merry.

Wow. I have never been called that. I mean, I know I have always been a freak, and sometimes my screw-ups can be smiled at, but hilarious is a whole new deal.

Maybe I can actually thank Arceus in this chapter. It’s a bit different than telling him to be darned.

So…Thank you?

Oh, and that “gay” in the definition stands or more like a happy friendly kind of thing, instead of the other definition. So…if that becomes an issue, I’ll fix it.

Luckily enough, I was alive with a average temperature for normal human beings. (A proud 98.6F!) On Thursday, I was pounded with homework. Luckily, I managed to finish it all that after noon.

Anyways, the most loved teacher in the whole school, Dr.Campo, A woman with a reputation for making students cry in school for weeks on end, is also famous for singing on people’s birthdays. Now, it is common at our school to take revenge on enemies or friends by telling her their birthday. Well, of course, my lovely friend, Casey Dill (Mainly known as “Pickle”) decided it would be hilarious to tell Dr.Death about my birthday. After the horror, she let us out of class. Later that day, I chunked my orange left over from my lunch at him. Of course, with my amazing hand eye coordination, I missed. That’s what you get for not playing sports, I guess.

Besides chunking oranges at people, I managed to get a ten on a math test. I feel like a genius…

Well, on Friday, I had my birthday party. Eric, Madeline, Annie, and Ian came. Ian moved to Edmond during the summer, so it was nice to see him. It’s been forever since I’ve been able to talk to someone in person about Pokemon, manga, anime, and video games. Annie is more of a book person, and Eric talks about other things. Anyways, we had Domino’s pizza (Which by the way, DID actually get a lot better! I thought all commercials lied…). I got an iPhone 3G from my parents (AWESOME!), a box of 64 differently colored pens from Annie(You won’t be seeing black outlines on my pictures anymore!), Pokemon cards and a Wal-Mart gift card from Eric(Yay! I’m making my Eeveelution deck now!), Sgt. Frog Volume 5 from Ian (YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!), and two Tootsie rolls from Madeline (Her real gift is being postponed…).

After that, I finished writing my song, which I gave to Madeline, who has amazing skill for piano. I can play the piano, but I can’t play it nearly as well as she can. We’re thinking of starting a band. Annie would play Alto Sax, Eric would play Tenor, Ian would play Clarinet, Madeline with the piano, and myself with the battery(snare). If it’s successful, I’ll record it or something and post it here.

Right now, I’m writing the Harmony part for the Alto. It’s being a pain in the Bidoof…

Overall, I had an awesome birthday. Even nabby101 remembered…which was extremely surprising.

I’m not entirely too sure, but it really feels like a lot of people who barely even noticed me on here earlier are actually commenting on this. I can understand Chiraami, but even NZ commented on this. That was surprising. Maybe it’s the fact that I have actually been on here for long than a year. A Yearly-Fearly-Bo-Bearly-Member! That’s what I am…!

(Okay, maybe THAT could be considered funny…)

Anyways, after trying on different costumes until two am in the morning, I laid on the bed with my ninja costume and fell asleep. Soda and Domino’s pizza makes you want to do those kind of things, I guess.

Today, so far, I have slept to a beautiful nine in the morning (Hey, it’s better than six thirty…), took another piece of cake down my food canal, and have finished a request for my art shop on another site.

What a life…
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 4

I love your stories! They are so funny!

If you think the kids that go to your school are stupid, then you should come to my school. I'm in 9th grade right now, and most people in my class just want to get their homework done and go home. Nobody cares about getting good grades, as long as they're passing. Personally, I hate getting a grade in the 80s or lower; I strive to get in the 90s.

And I would be considered the "nerd" in my school except for the fact that we need to wear school uniforms (white or blue button-down shirts and tie with black or blue pants and "dressy" shoes), and I'm not allowed to wear my glasses. Some aspects of going to a private Christian school are really annoying.
 
RE: Life of a Pokemon Freak-Now with Chap 4

From now on, I'll be blaming Arceus for all my troubles too.

Oh my Arceus - OMA.

And about the stupidity of your classmates, I can sympathise.

Maths Lesson
Our teacher - 'Now, does anyone know the gradient of a straight line?'

Some bright spark - 'Um, is it 90?'

Another classic moment, albeit at my old school - 'I always thought Luxembourg was in America!'

And I go to a SELECTIVE school. But I do have an academic scholarship, so maybe there more intelligent that they seem. Maybe.
 
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