RE: More Pimpin' Fakes. (Empoleon, Torterra, and Infernape added February 7)
Might Epic Patrat be appropriate? This could be la spoiler...
Epic Patrat
Art: Up to you. Make it epic.
PokéPower - Armageddon Clause
Yes, it's true. We hate Patrat even more than Bidoof. It's those stuppid eyes. Yup. It's their fault. At least Bidoof had normal eyes. To be frank, Patrat looks like a cartoon upright rat designed by grown men for a colossal worldwide franchise. If you agree, destroy the world.
1 Colorless - Scratch
Haha, got you. You thought when you read the word 'Scratch' that this would be some rubbish, 10 damage-ish noobish attack. WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG. You know what this attack does? It does no less than launch the world's nukes straight into your opponent's face. Bet you didn't see that one coming, unnappreciative little Bidoof lover.
Weakness - None
Resistance - Bidoof
RC: None