I got up at about 9:20 the next morning, which was considerably later than usual. Even though I had only really been commanding, the training seemed to have taken a toll on me as well. Regardless, I still had some important work to do.
Waking later seemed to be an advantage in at least one regard; the Pokemon League didn't open until at least 9:45 AM, which meant I had much less idle time. I quickly got dressed, then ran downstairs to the Pokemon Center cafe, where I quickly bought and wolfed down my breakfast, a liechi berry danish and a cup of coffee.
I quickly ran through my mind the list of things I needed. Breakfast? Check. Pokemon? Check. Healing items? Check. I was ready to go.
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The League building was unlike most others in that it was circular. While most Pokemon Leagues, like Kanto, for instance, required you to face each of the Elite Four in the same order, non-stop, Unova's League gave you the option to fight the Elite in any order. This had given me an idea, and it was time to put that idea to the test.
I released my six Pokemon from their respective Pokeballs one by one.
“All right. Do you all remember the plan?”
The Pokemon all nodded.
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“Well then... Let's split up, gang!”
My friends all ran away to their respective positions at light-speed (hyperbolically speaking).
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~Marshal's room~
Prime swooped up to the platform and was immediately confronted by four Fighting-types – a Throh, a Sawk, a Conkeldurr, and a Mienshao, all in combat stances. The robot's eyes turned bright red, and within an instant, he had grabbed the Conkeldurr, concrete slabs and all, in those giant mechanical arms. Prime flew up higher and higher, despite the flailing and punching of his opponent. When the Conkeldurr's ears started to pop, the automaton knew it was time. He let go, and Conkeldurr plummeted down back down to earth like a piano in a cartoon. And, just like a piano, he crashed right into the Mienshao upon landing. Sawk and Throh thought they were safe... until the concrete landed on them.
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~Caitlin's room~
“
Psst.” whispered Gaius to the Gothitelle.
“
What is it?” she replied.
“
Did you know that Reuniclus and Musharna over there are saying you're fat and ugly? Are you just gonna take that?”
“
Wha-Again?! Oh, they are SO dead.” she said, storming off to where the other two were.
“
Heh, easy as pie. Now to watch the sparks fly.”
Oh, and the sparks did fly. Within a minute, the three psychic-types had gotten into a brutal fistfight (which is pretty amazing, considering Musharna doesn't even have hands). Suddenly, they were cut off by the blow of a whistle.
“
Foul Play!” Gaius yelled, “
Off the field!”
The three Pokemon hung their heads in shame and walked (or in Reuniclus and Musharna's case, floated) over to the bench.
Meanwhile, Inigo was taking care of Sigilyph.
“
Hey, you want a Blizzard? Courtesy of Dairy Queen!”
“
Oh, don't mind if I do.”
The Sigilyph began to gobble up the delectable frozen treat. Little did she know, it was so cold that it gave her the worst brain freeze you could possibly imagine! The Sigilyph fell to the ground, writhing in pain.
“
Works every time.” Inigo said smugly.
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~Grimsley's room~
Randall had given things some thought in his free time, and decided as soon as he had a chance, he would turn over a new leaf and come clean with the team about his past. But, for now, Randall had to defeat the Pokemon that were about to be thrown at him.
He noticed four opponents on the stage, which were a Scrafty, a Liepard, a Bisharp, and a Krookodile. He needed something to work with... and that's when Randall noticed the brick walls. The lizard smashed his hand into the wall, and bricks came tumbling down (as well as Grimsley shouting, “Hey! Don't break that!”).
Randall picked up a brick and lobbed one at the Scrafty's head. It hit its mark, and poor Scrafty hit the floor with a thud.
Next he threw a brick at Bisharp. The knight shattered it with his hand.. but the pieces flew to the side and hit Krookodile. They were large enough chunks that the crocodile had to run away, and immediately came face-to-face with Randall, who bopped him on the head. Once again, Randall's foe hit the floor with a thud.
Randall threw two more bricks, both of which struck Bisharp, once again on the head. And, yet again, the knight hit the floor with a slightly-more-metallic thud.
The author must be running out of ideas, Randall thought. Once again, he picked up a brick, aimed, and... dropped it. He didn't know why, but the Liepard looked strangely attractive in this light. He just couldn't stop staring at her.
Gaius peeked into the room and became very annoyed all of a sudden. Instead of fighting, Randall was just staring at the Liepard while she hacked and slashed at him.
“
Oh, great.” he said, running up the flight of stairs to the platform. “
Hey, Romeo! Move out of the way!”
Gaius dashed past Randall and towards the leopard. He immediately picked up Liepard by her legs and swung her around and around and around. She got so dizzy that she just sat down, vomited up her previous meal, and passed out.
“
Thanks. I guess.”
“
No problem. You were awful at flirting anyway.”
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~Shauntal's room~
“
This shall be extremely demeaning, but very much worth it.” Aeolus said to himself.
“
HEY YOU GUYS!” he yelled to the ghost Pokemon, pulling candy out of his cloud, “
Want some Crunch Bars?”
They all accepted except Chandelure, who refused. She knew that the Crunch Bars had been laced with a heavy tranquilizer. The other ghosts figured that out as soon as they realized that the ground seemed to be getting closer and closer.
Then Inigo appeared out of the blue. He saw that the Chandelure was refusing to eat, and knocked it cold with a well-timed Surf.