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After about twelve ellipses-worth of pauses, N finally broke the silence.
“Father, what are you talking about?”
“Shut your mouth, boy! You are not my son.” Ghetsis spoke, “No son of mine would lose a trainer this weak!”
“But, father, you had said that that didn't matter as long as the Pokemon were liberated!”
A scowl grew like a gaping wound across Ghetsis' face.
“Oh, did I now?” he said, “You are really too stupid, you know that? All this time, I have been feeding you LIES! How dumb would anyone be to liberate Pokemon, these vessels of enormous power! True, the common people would lose their rights to Pokemon- everybody but Team Plasma, that is. We would've used that advantage to take Unova by storm, and usher in a new age- one without liberty, or justice. Everything would've been mine – that is, if you hadn't been so incompetent!”
“No.” I said, “You were the incompetent one. If you hadn't sent your men out for those thefts, you might have actually succeeded!”
“Shut up!” Ghetsis said, “You have no place in this!”
“Old man,” I said, “I have more of a place in this than you could possibly fathom.”
“Of course, of course!” Ghetsis spoke, laughing in a way no sane man ever could, “How silly of me! You defeated N, so the blame goes to you, too!”
“Well, I didn't mean that, but-”
“Oh, so you think you can defeat me?! How?! I have cherry-picked the strongest, savagest Pokemon from all over the region! Do you hear me?! I am invincible!”
“Careful with that,” I said, “Saying that is just waiting for someone to go and prove you wrong.”
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“You are doomed, boy! Nothing can save you now! Cofagrigus, kill him!”
At first sight, what was sent out seemed to be no more than a coffin, but the second glance proved otherwise. Tendrils made of pure, writhing ectoplasmic energy emerged from each side it, both ending in a deformed ghostly hand. And its eyes – oh, those blood-red eyes! - seemed to pierce right into my very soul. I had to act fast.
“
Shall I?” Randall said, confidently.
“No. You should get some rest. I have another plan, anyway.”
I took the only unopened capsule from my belt- an ordinary Pokeball, nothing special. Pressing the button on the front, it opened in a flash of light and orange flame, revealing a majestic insect, a Volcarona, to be exact.
I bet you forgot about Melody, right? Well, that was her.
“
Awaiting orders, Captain Black Starly!” She said heartily.
“Quiver Dance, Melody.” I replied.
What commenced wasn't so much of a dance as Randall had done not too long before – rather, it was a series of rhythmic motions, twirls, and spins. As this went on, rings of fire began to surround Melody.
“You idiotic Cofagrigus!” Ghetsis shouted, “Don't just watch, DO something! Shadow Ball!”
The ectoplasmic energy formed into a sort of an orb, which was launched across the room towards Melody – but the rings of flame connected with most of the blast, and only a small fraction of it ever reached her.
“What?! What madness is this?!” Ghetsis said in a none-too-happy voice.
“
This is Unova! I plead the Fifth!” Melody buzzed. The rings of flame subsided. “
Are you listening, THIS! IS! UNOVA!” A stream of fire shot out and scorched the Cofagrigus. If I remember correctly, when I fought it two years from now, it still had some burn marks across the golden plating of the coffin. In any case, it was down for the count.
“Gah! Worthless!” Ghetsis exclaimed, “Bisharp, dice that moth!”
The Bisharp seemed to be more of a mass of blades arranged in a way that made it look humanoid than a Pokemon. I shuddered to think of the horrible ways in which it could kill and quickly resolved not to give it that chance.
“Melody, another Flamethrower!”
“
Roger that!” she replied. Another beam of flames shot out, torching the Bisharp where it stood. With a resounding metal clang, it hit the floor.
“No! Stupid piece of metal!” Ghetsis said, “Let's see you abuse weaknesses now! Eelektross!”
Melody's next opponent was a grotesque serpent, roughly ten feet long. A very odd magnetic field kept it levitating, just inches above the ground.
“
No weakness necessary, sucker!” Melody shouted, flapping her wings to create a strange gust of what seemed to be an even stranger silver dust. Once the silver wind reached the Eelektross, it fell over and seemed to writhe in total pain. Then it stopped, but couldn't get back up, try as it may. Obviously, the dust was not a painkiller.
“Pah!” Ghetsis spat, returning the fallen eel to its ball, “Forget about neutrality, try an advantage on for size! Seismitoad!”
The emerging amphibian was just as grotesque as, if not more than, the Eelektross. Its body was covered in bulging sacs – for holding poison, I am told.
“Melody, another Silver Wind!” I bellowed. Once again, she blew forth that odd wind, and it had the same general results on the target. The Seismitoad fell over and was completely unmoving, with the exception of the occasional twitch and some shallow breathing.
“Useless! These Pokemon are completely and utterly useless! Time to bring in the big guns... Hydreigon, maul these imbeciles!”
I clearly remembered this Pokemon from my fight at Giant Chasm two years later, but something seemed different about it now. It was enraged then, but now it seemed to almost be radiating an aura of shadowy malice – almost similar to my experience with the Beeheeyem back at Victory Road, except turned up to eleven. Either way, I had a problem on my hands.
“Melody, are you sure you can handl-” I said, before being cut off by a the sound of a Volcarona with a bloodlust rushing past me.
“
ROOREELOO!” I heard her buzz as she rushed headfirst to attack the Hydreigon. The dust gathered in almost a comet form around Melody as she flew, which turned out to have disastrous effects for the that Hydreigon – it was hit harder by the blast than any previous opponents had.
“No! All that money I spent to have them make this the ultimate Pokemon... he'll have to answer to me for that once I'm done with you, Black! Boufallant, end this!”
I had done the math – this afro-wearing buffalo was his last hope, whether he liked it or not.
“That's right,” I said gleefully, “end this! Melody, Flamethrower!”
Melody let loose a burst of fire that incinerated the Bouffalant's magnificent afro. Ashamed, it sheepishly ran out the door.
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“No. No!” Ghetsis screamed, “I can't lose now! Not to some miserable child!”
“No.” N said, “You're wrong, fa- ...Ghetsis. Black's more than just a child, he's a champion.”
An evil smirk crawled across Ghetsis' face like a Caterpie across a leaf.
“You think you've outsmarted me, boys? Think I have no options left, no escape? Well, guess again! Shadow Triad, kill them!”
From out of nowhere, the Shadow Triad, knives at the ready. I had been too preoccupied to notice any smells, so I was unprepared. We were all facing certain doom, until the unexpected happened.
“
Override protocol Omega Twenty-seven Alpha Nine point Five.” I said. I don't know how I said it. The words just seemed to slip right out of my mouth. And just as suddenly, the triad's blue eyes turned a vacant gray and all motion stopped.
“What?!” Ghetsis shouted, “How did you know that they were robots?!”
Upon the word 'robots', a theory planted itself in my head. I knew not where it came from.
“It all makes sense!” I exclaimed, “The monotone voices, the invisibility – your scientists did a nice job with those cloaks refracting light, by the way – the special oil that smelled exactly like a brand of eyeliner... man, that was really brilliant, Ghetsis! Where'd you get that idea?”
“Never mind that, how did you figure it out?! My genius in having those robots manufactured was infallible! It is inconceivable that human mind could've figured it out!”
“
Wait, I'm lost here,” Inigo said, confused, “
What are you talking about again?”
“All right, then,” I said, “Melody, torch them, just enough to incinerate their cloaks.” Melody fired a weak ball of flame at the triad, scorching every last one of them. When the flames subsided, the cloaks had completely combusted, with the exception of a pile of ashes scattered on the brick floor, revealing three lightweight metal skeletons.
“Wait a moment,” N said, “So this means...”
“Yes. The Shadow Triad were robots all along.”
“GRAAH!” Ghetsis shouted, “This is inconceivable!”
“
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“
Really, Inigo?”
“
What? Melody made so many references, so it's fair game for me, too.”
Meanwhile, Ghetsis continued on with his tirade.
“Some traitor must have leaked that information to you from the inside! When I get my hands on that little...” The words that followed are the type that would be replaced with exclamation marks, asterisks, and dollar signs if they were in a newspaper comic.
Shortly, Alder walked into the room, two guards behind him.
“Ah,” he said, “I see you've gotten them ready for us. We'll take it from here, Black.”
The two guards walked up to where Ghetsis was still fuming, and before he even knew it, they had handcuffs around his wrists.
“N,” Alder continued, “I know what you're going through must be very tough for you. But it would also help very much if you could testify as a witness for Ghetsis' crimes. Would you be willing to help us?”
“Wait, how did he know about this?”
“I sorta-mighta called him on my Xtranceiver on the way up here.”
“Ha!” Ghetsis laughed, “You'll never get through to him! He's a freak encased in a human body!”
“Actually,” N said, “I would be glad to help.”
“What?! No!” Ghetsis screamed as the guards and Alder dragged him away, “You'll pay for this! All of you! YOU ALL WILL PAY!”
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When he was gone, N finally sighed, “I'm glad that's over.”
“Me too.”
“Come on. I want to talk to you.”
I followed him along the path to his throne, the wall behind it smashed.
“You know, my whole life, I had been told that I was born to set the Pokemon free from their cruel trainers. But, ever since I met you and your Pokemon at Accumula Town, I had had doubts, nagging at the back of my mind. Your Pokemon looked so happy with you, even after only having known you for less than a day. It just boggled my mind. I guess you had a better affinity with Pokemon than I ever did.”
“Don't sell yourself short, N. Remember how your Pokemon fought valiantly by your side, even when it was clear that you were losing. They were and are loyal to you, as mine are to me.”
“That's true. In any case, when I awakened Zekrom, those doubts ceased. I thought that I had truly been chosen by fate to lead the world into a new age. I stopped caring about anything except winning. I stopped caring about my Pokemon. I was careless enough to let them all get so brutally battered... my ideals blinded me. It seems that, in the end, truth really does win against ideals, doesn't it?”
“Now hold on,” I said, “It's not that clear-cut. Your ideals about liberation are one of many truths. Likewise, my quest for truth is just another ideal. They're not separate entities, like, well, black and white, but a mix of both – gray, if you will. Which is why I'm giving you this.” I pulled one last Pokeball out of a pouch on my belt, where I had placed it for safekeeping.
“Wait... this is...”
“Yes. Reshiram's Pokeball. It's yours now.”
“But... didn't it choose you?”
“Choose me? No, it just reacted to the presence of a hero. You are more of a hero than I am, N. I was put into this role by the Pokegods above. With the exception of my battling prowess and ability to talk to Pokemon, I'm really nothing special. But you, N... you have a gift. Use it well, to resolve the tensions between Pokemon and humans without the need for liberation. You deserve Reshiram.”
“...Thank you, Black,” he said, taking Reshiram's Pokeball and opening it, “Thank you for everything.”
He climbed onto Reshiram's back.
“I don't suppose I will ever see you again, will I?” he asked.
“Don't worry,” I said, “I guarantee we will meet again somewhere down the line.”
“You're right,” N replied, “Thank you, and goodbye. Reshiram, I think we still have some time before I have to testify, and I hear Orre is nice this time of year...”
“
AS YOU WISH.” Reshiram said, flying away.
“Well, everyone,” I said, turning back to my Pokemon, who had been waiting patiently, “It's finally over.”
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“
Oh no, Locke,” the being mused, “
this is only the beginning...”
END ACT I