A BADLY WRITTEN HISTORY OF POKEBEACH
- Primordial WPM creates forum for those who simply couldn't figure out the mystery of the Mirage Island
- tumbleweed
- microorganisms develop, join and become moderators i.e. bass_forte, others don't and are appalled and dismayed
- Some time passes
- It might be
2007 by now
- WPM creates Four Stars thread **** four modded, hundreds dead
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Holy Star makes forum go boom
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Strategists get to wear purple
- I'm so
2008, you so 2000 and late
- Sylar, Pimpwalkin' Mateo Johnson, Rocket0777, scampy, Yearly Lump Wages, and Dawnfanboy
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WHY U DENNIE IT
- Obscure forum positions created. Three selected as Junior Moderators, two of which leave team shortly afterward
- Honorable Chairman Kaga and DukeFireBird ragequit. Pokebeach members torn. Thus begins the
Pokebeach Civil War.
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THE SKYPE AGE
- Xous skillfully draws avatars of seductive Pokemon. Many members report to bathroom for hours.
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FLASHBOMBFLASHBOMBFLASHBOMBFLASHBOMBFLASHBOMBFLASHBOMB
- PimpRaichuKing, waterboy, and lucario_revenge... Oh my!
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The rise and fall and rise of The Chillax Zone, Porygon's legacy
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Everyone dreams of wearing PINK
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DARK AGES
- Two Fishes, each endowed with Magical Pow - *shot*
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It's 2009
probably
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A clan council is born... and... give it a minute... ok it ded
- Papi/Manny and vilebaseball RAAAGGGEEEE
- A Raikou joins the staff; many to face a STAB Calm Mind-Thunder attack
K, so liek, whoz going to Worldz?
- ReAlLy WoBbLy TiMe FoR tHe StAfF
- Amt returns... millions confused about the meaning of the acronym (abnormal monkey tax?)
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Holy Star makes forum go boom again (but not really this time)
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Author too lazy to finish timeline; "Where's my motivation?"
...
yeah that
SR Edit: AW, you were just getting to the good part!
MP Edit: You can add!