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Share your experiences of amusing/literal translations.

Here are a few of mine. This was with an Apple Dashboard Translator, and it's awful.

Go Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt! Pikachu used Thunderbolt! 30 damage! Magikarp fainted.

-through to French and back-

Disappear Pikachu! Pikachu use love at first sight! Pikachu used love at first sight! 30 damages! Magikarp disappeared.
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MORAL: Never trust a translator.
 
I forgot to tell you about the one at lunch to Portugese and back.

Code: 
I like bunnies and the wolves that eat them. 

To-

Bunnies that devour the wolves I like eat

And then this:

Code: 
Hello my name is Toby.
-To
Hello my name can be called Toby
 
I like Mudkips. They are cute. Mudkips sure are cute. I love those squishy beings.
---to---
I like Mudkips. They're cute. Mudkips sure are cute. I love this squishy creature.
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One day there was an animal named Bob. Bob wasn't any ordinary animal. This special creature was a slow animal. Slow animals react slowly to certain things animals with a normal IQ would react to faster. How sad.
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One day there was an animal named Bob. Bob was not any ordinary animal. This particular creature was a slow beast. Slow animals with a common sense certain things animals will react slowly to respond quickly. How sad.
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I love Pocket Monsters. They are my friends and I am a player of the Pocket Monsters Trading Card Game. Go! Pikachu! Use your awesome super amazing attack. You're my good ol friend, Pikachu!
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I love the Pocket Monsters. They are my friends and I am a player of Pocket Monsters Trading Card Game. Let go Batman! Use your awesome super amazing attack. You are my good ol 'friend, are Superman!
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Lol.
 
I like pikachu. He is very cute. He uses thunderbolt. It can even beat pokemon it`s not supposed to affect.
to
I like Pikachu. He is very cute. He uses lightning. You can also type pokemon it `s not be affected.
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pokemon trading card game is fun! They have tournaments and lots of new sets. heart gold soul silver triumphant it the latest set.
to
Pokemon card game is fun! Thay tournaments and many new games. heart of gold silver soul triumphant there last series.

What! It`s there last series D:, hehehe, this is fun!
 
This one isnt too bad.

Hello I like apples to:
Hi I like apples

This one is though:

Pikachu is awesome he can use Iron tail to:
Pikachu is amazing that they can use iron tail
 
"Letter" to Satoshi Tajiri:

Dear Mr. Tajiri,
I really enjoy your Pocket Monsters series, especially the three dimensional graphics of the new games, Black and White. I think they are just awesome. So I want to thank you for everything you've done for Pokémon. Also, give a shout-out to Mr. Sugimori for me, would you? Thanks!
-42 chocolate from PokéBeach.com Forums

--Japanese and back--

The person who becomes Tajiri love, I of the really your small-sized monster series, the black and white especially enjoy three dimensional graphics new game. I think of that those keeps being surprised exactly. Therefore as for me you' Entirely we would like to appreciate; Ve which makes because of Pokémon. In addition don't you think?, Sugimori give to the person because of me you shout, so is? Thank you! -42 chocolate from the forum of PokéBeach.com
 
I once put in the Japanese words for "I cannot defeat Air Man" into Google translator.
When I translated that to English, it said "I beat Airman".

The negative completely disappeared, proving that Google translate is most lawl-worthy.
If you can explain that one, you'll be rich.
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bee are bee, contemplating.
 
K used Babelfish to tanslate bob the builder song

Bob the builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the builder
Yes we can!

Scoop, Muck and Dizzy
and Roley too.
Lofty and Wendy
join the crew.
Bob and the gang
have so much fun.
Working together,
they get the job done!


Bob the builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the builder
Yes we can!

Bob the builder
Can we fix it?
Bob the builder
Yes we can!

Time to get busy.
Such a lot to do!
Building and fixing
'til it's good as new.
Bob and the gang
make a really good sound.
Working all day
till the sun goes down.

to....

Hob architect we may lock that? As for the hob architect it is and we is possible! The shovel and the compost will not set to make cause, and Roley. It is high, joins to the [uendei] crew. When the hob and one group being pleasant pass, so. It cooperates, those make work end! Hob architect we may lock that? As for the hob architect it is and we is possible! Hob architect we may lock that? As for the hob architect it is and we is possible! The time when it is in the midst of using. In order the large quantity to do! Building and fixed ' it' To; New good s. The hob and make the one group really good sound. Until 1 Japan and China the thing sun which works sinks.

I have no idea what the hell happened lmao
 
^ I know what went wrong, you used Babelfish, for the fun of it I'll use Babelfish, using english, to german, to english on the original Pokemon theme song.




I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Teach Pokemon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's you and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Yeeaa.

Every challenge along the way

With courage I can face


I will battle everyday

To claim my rightful place

Come with me the time is right

There's no better team

Arm in arm we'll win the fight

It's always been our dream

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

It's you and me

I know it's my destiny

Pokemon!

Ooooh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all--

Our hearts so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokemon!

Gotta catch 'em all!

Gotta catch 'em all!



Gotta catch 'em all!



Gotta catch 'em all!



Gotta catch 'em all!



Yeeeaa!

V to


I would like to be the very best like none was at all to itself it too gotten caught am my material test as it to train am my cause I travel over the country far and far to search informing you Pokemon, around to understand the energy that's inward Pokemon! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything-- It's you and I I knows it's my fate Pokemon! Ooooh, you' concerning my best friend in a world we must defend Pokemon! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything-- Our hearts so applicable our courage pulls us by you inform me and I'll you inform Pokemon! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything! Yeeaa. Each challenge with courage I can confront I fight meanwhile daily to my legal place to state come with me am quite the time to There' s no better crew arm in the arm we'll profit the fight It' our dreams Pokemon always been! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything-- It's you and I I knows it' s my fate Pokemon! Ooooh, you' concerning my best friend in a world we must defend Pokemon! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything-- Our hearts so applicable our courage pulls us by you inform me and I'll you inform Pokemon! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything! , ' kept; to get caught; EM of everything! Yeeeaa!
 
From: English
How chapter of matter?
To: Chinese (Simplified Han)
How question chapter?
 
Safety Dance Chorus

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can dance

V to korean, to

We want in right Riga and in case to be useless we who are good to leave your friend after, from good ' In your friend don' Becomes the cause which gets up; In t dance and if them don' t dance wells they' My friend nil again, our we want in where, goes and they seek assuredly and the inland the place where will not be and us we come out from this world and like to act to leave the good real thing and we are useless far after and
 
With special thanks to Toho, we now have early scans of Black Collection and White Collection, the two mini-sets that make up the first fifth generation set. The set will be released in Japan on Friday.

-to Korean and back-

In the special thanks, us there is initial examination of 2 small-sized sets which configure the first time fifth generation which now black collection and white collection was put to Toho. The set to release on Friday, in Japan, be put.



A new TV commercial for Black Collection and White Collection has revealed 29 new cards, as you can see below. Bangiras has translated all of the cards along with ones with previously obscured text.

-to Korean and back-

For a black collection and a white collection, the new card the possibility to under television commercial broadcasting see was as, 29 chapters presented. Bangiras to before with them joined in darkly in the original transformed the card.

If you can explain that one, you'll be rich.

-to Korean and back-

There is a possibility of comment in case, to be wealthy.
 
If you can explain that one, you'll be rich.
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i still can't explain it >.<
i need to find somebody who knows korean
 
I'm korean and I think is something to do with the grammar in Korean is different then English so it translates wrong because translators usually translates word for word.
 
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