The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, but the wish overloads your brain and puts you into a coma.

I wish I could see Liverpool F.C. play at Anfield.
 
Granted. You get a telescope and have to watch them from the top of a building. And you can't hear them.

I wish these pancakes were good.
 
Granted, but since the chef worked his heart out on it to the point where he died. You have to live with this for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't almost scared to death by insane music.
 
Granted, but now everyone wants to hear it and forms an angry mob outside your house.

I wish that I wasn't as addicted to PB as I am.
 
Granted, but the cookies are made of dried whale blood.

I wish for another wish.
 
Granted but you can only wish for another wish, meaning you will go on forever.

I wish I had cream cheese for my bagels.
 
Granted, but they run of with an army of shiny Latios, never to be seen again.

I wish Justin Bieber would spontaneously combust.
 
Granted, but luckily sciientists had taken his blood the day before and created a genetic clone of him.

I wish for a stack of pancakes WHERE NOTHING CAN COME WRONG OF IT.
 
Wish Granted, but you pull out your hair wondering when your pancakes will go wrong.

I wish for seven kangaroos, all with their own pet Hot Dogs.
 
Granted. The Redeads no longer exist. But you never said anything about the Undeads.

I wish my new game hadn't been closed that quickly.

@Mods, I'm not appealing your decision, I happen to agree with your logic. I'm just a little annoyed, and I have every right to express that.
 
Granted, but it starts multiple flame wars.

I wish the next DS to be released would be the "3DSi XL lite" :p




-sillykyle!
 
Granted, but nobody buys it because it's considered a complete repeat of everything already done. You're the only one to buy it, so everyone beats you up. :)

I wish I knew everything.
 
Granted, but then you see things that cannot be unseen and hide in a corner for the rest of your life.

I wish the Pixels thread would suddenly combust.
 
Granted, but your computer does as well.

I wish all the ponies on this website would dissapear.
 
Granted but the Ponies then come to your house where they murder you relentlessly.

I wish I could heal my hurt finger.
 
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