The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted. But it ends up having a mustache on it.

I wish I had another sister.
 
Granted. She is the most evil being the world has ever known.

I wish I hadn't been epically ninja'd by DNA.
 
Granted. But because you WEREN'T ninja'd, one small event after the other made your parents become ninjas, fail against the evil lord, and the world was engulfed in darkness. :)
I wish I mad a good camera. :l
 
Granted, but you spontaneously implode before you get the chance to use them.

I wish BOOM wasn't dead.




-sillykyle!
 
Granted. Meet BOOM the exploding zombie. ... Yeah, we're all doomed.

I wish it was easy to not use the letter "S" in a sentence.
 
Granted. Instead it is replaced by 'D', and 'D' ends up being the only thing everyone is allowed to say.

I wish my laptop was fixed.
 
Granted but you end up spending all your time on your laptop causing you to kill yourself because you loose all of your real life friends and your family to kill themselves soon after because of grief.
I wish my wishes wouldn't be corrupted.
 
Granted, but your favorite game with all of your favorite Pokemon is now corrupted, and you have no choice than to restart it.

I wish people would understand how awesome Delcatty and Swablu are.
 
Granted. They feel those Pokemon must be hurt in H/H. And so they are. Down to 0 HP. Pity.

I wish Pokemon Red/Blue were available on the 3DS eShop for Virtual Console.
 
Granted but you loose your 3DS causing you to kill yourself out of boredom and your family to kill themselves out of grief soon after...then I find your 3DS and keep it.
I wish to be able to do anything.
 
Granted, but you had to sacrafice it to get the cake, but it is a lie, so too bad.

I wish for a brick to throw at people.
 
Granted, but it was such a heavy brick that you dropped it, and you stubbed your toe. You are unable to pick it back up.

I wish this game was YYYY, so I could corrupt my own wishes. :)
 
Granted. But then everyone leaves PokeBeach, leaving you all alone.

I wish for a nice shiny Dragonite that can't turn evil and is a loyal Dragonite.
 
Granted. But you all your TMs mysteriously dissapear, and you have no Heart Scales to recover old moves. And it only knows Splash. And it is at level 100 so it can't learn any more moves.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to Lady Gaga.
 
Granted. It improves so much that you save the life of the president from a sniper. Everyone envies you forever until an assassin from the group that tried to kill the president comes along and kills you so he can sell your eyes on the black market. Oh, and he throws your body in a fire pit.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
 
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