The Corrupted Wish Game

[Snorchu]

Granted. They're released.... into the wild. Now you have to catch the cards with Pokeballs.

I wish I could hold off on the puns.

 

[Their Goominess]

Granted. But now you make stupid jokes and find yourself constantly being looked at oddly due to terrible jokes.

I wish that I would stop listening to E.T.

 

[Cinesra]

Granted but that was the only thing drowning out the voices.

I wish for a pet Liopleurodon.

 

[SkySheild21]

Granted. But it vomits every 10 minutes.

I wish be able to cast Magic Missile.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted, it misses every time.

I wish my iPod sync would hurry up already.

 

[HypnoticChairman]

Granted, it hurries up so much that you can't catch it.

I wish I had a bomb for random reasons, including one of blowing up.

 

[Rakuron]

Granted, but it blows up as soon as you touch it, killing you.

I wish for a full playset of Yanmega Primes.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted. Your next opponent is a deck full of Deceptimons.

I wish I could focus on one task for long enough to complete it.

 

[Nod3]

Granted, you focus so hard your mind explodes
I wish a creeper didn't explode in minecraft, causing my bridge to collapse and throw me into lava.

 

[Dork Void]

Granted, a nuke falls from the sky and blows you to smithereens instead.
I wish summer vacation didn't end.

 

[Their Goominess]

Granted. You have to have a private tutor 24/7 and you get no sleep, driving you to insanity and an urge to destroy the Eiffel Tower and drink the oceans.

I wish I never heard the Llama Song.

 

[Nod3]

Granted. Click me!

I wish for a new computer, with all of the best possible things in it. AND a 10 year warranty.

 

[Dork Void]

Granted, but it fires a laser at you as soon as you open it, killing you.

I wish I didn't die unless I wanted to.

 

[Luckyfire]

Granted. You turn very old and never, ever die again.

I wish I had a nice, color-changing, and is a shapeshifter dragon.

 

[Snorchu]

Granted, you have a nice color changing. And your brother is a shapeshifter dragon. Leave it to me to mangle your grammar.

I wish I was born as a cat.

 

[Their Goominess]

Granted. You are the Nyan cat.

I wish I liked cookies.

 

[Dork Void]

Granted, you like them so much you spent all your money on them and became super fat.

 

[Snorchu]

Ah, the one who wishes not. You have the power to save this world.

... Unfortunately, you were crushed into a fine powder by whatever it was that is destroying this world.

I wish for an ocarina.

 

[Rusty Sticks]

Granted. You are to go on a torturous adventure to save the world from a dark wizard, succeed, and are forced to either start from the beginning or fight the evil bad guy again.

I wish for Mudkipz.

 

[Rakuron]

Granted, but he FIREZ HIZ LAZURZ all over your new couch.
I wish i had an unlimited supply of Dr. Pepper and Root Bear right by my desk.