In my endeavours to join a forum, community, or website, I would always be taunted by the jeering red scrawl on my screen after attempting to choose a username...
This username is already taken. Choose another username or select one from the list below:
EXAGGERATED SIGH
I always chose an existing username by accident, at least once. In certain circumstances, it would take me five to ten minutes to experiment with plausible usernames. I do not like numbers in my usernames, so it would take quite a while to create a useable moniker. I became listless after countless attempts, and thus created a username almost guaranteed to be available – Unique Username. This would ensure that I had a...well, a unique username