The Stupid Excuses Game!!

[CrazyAipom]

I was borrowing it!

Accusation:Burnning down a house.

 

[StarlightSearcher]

Um, I was sleepwalking...in the daytime


Guilty of kidnapping the President

 

[Lugia58]

He picked up a penny I dropped!


Guilty of shutting down the internet.

 

[StarlightSearcher]

There was a bug in it (seriously)


Gulity of hijaking a plane

 

[CCloud]

It was a shame you did that...

Accusation: Eating Porygon (the mod).

Shawn out.

 

[StarlightSearcher]

I was hungry....


Gulity of stealing a Ford Mustang and casuing a coast-to-coast police chase

 

[CCloud]

The police were on drugs; I didn't steal a thing.

Accusation: Accusing someone of accusing.

Shawn out.

 

[StarlightSearcher]

Why you little.....don't accuse me for accusing me !



Gulity holding someone hostage

 

[valk]

I,m trying to be a cop, and he is a suspect

guilty of breaking a window

 

[CrazyAipom]

Yea,about that....

*CRASH*
*an aipom smashes through the window*

Accusation:Yelling at people in the streets.

 

[Gamefreak734]

umm... If I yelled at them I would pay them, I mean the other way round... I mean *ends up at poilce station*

guilty of standing still in a musseum and scaring people

 

[Boracay_Jason]

Umm.. Those were people? I thought they were the statues...

Guilty of raping 10 girls in the same time

 

[StarlightSearcher]

Is that a problem....


Guilty of annyoing people with window puppet shows in NYC


(NYC= New York City)

 

[The Dark Toxicroak]

i just like puppets is that a crime

guilty of pushing hs/her own grandma down the stairs

 

[Jigglypuff13]

Someone was chasing after me, so I had to run away...

Accusation:
Breaking that priceless Ming vase.

 

[StarlightSearcher]

That was pricless, then why did it have a price tag on it ?

Gulity for running over an old man

 

[SnorlaxShamen]

It's not like I was drunk or somthing...YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!!!!

Guilty for being an anti snorlax hater!!

 

[StarlightSearcher]

Well, I'm not fatter than him ! I'M FINE !

Gulity of tackling a stranger

 

[Weegee]

He use tail whip so I had to.

Accusation: Using shadow pokemon.

 

[StarlightSearcher]

I don't have a problem, why do you think I do ?

Gulity of mooning people